1) Canada is the greatest country on the face of the planet.
2) The Arctic belongs to Canada and Canada alone.
3) Minnesota is rightful Canadian soil.
4) A Mountie always gets his man.
5) They banned me, but just like Maple Jesus, on the 3rd day I rose again.
Any questions?
This country is gay
Canada sucks
>They banned me, but just like Maple Jesus, on the 3rd day I rose again
MY SIDES MY FUCKING SIDES
also BASED
ITT we discuss nuclear holocaust for Canada
Hey retards wanna come over to my house and fuck each other?
I tried maple syrup on pancakes yesterday. I now realise Canada is the superior nation on earth. I kneel
I'm gay for Canada, and Canada is gay for me.
Minnesota is a liberal shithole. Why the hell would you want it?
Do you have snacks?
>Canadian nationalism is not okay
Based jannies
Thanks, eh. I put in the blood, sweat, and memes for you boys.
I enjoy your content, OP.
It does bump relevant threads, however, so you are evil.
Grown with 100% pure Canadian potash.
Based. Gas all non-Canadians.
whats up guys? any other phonlets shitposting at work?
fuck this man 4:30 is taking a long time to get to fuuuug
>666
when the 9th Circle of Hell is in Yellowknife:
Once you go maple, you'll never buy that Aunt Jemima shit again!
>1) Canada is the greatest country on the face of the planet.
This is subjective
>2) The Arctic belongs to Canada and Canada alone.
Objectively false. See: Norway, Russia, the U.S., and Denmark
>3) Minnesota is rightful Canadian soil.
No, it isn't
>4) A Mountie always gets his man.
Are you gay?
>5) They banned me, but just like Maple Jesus, on the 3rd day I rose again.
No, you're just shitposting
>Any questions?
No, you're just a retard
With the power of daylight savings time, anything is possible, even skipping work.
>once you go maple
Every American poster I've ever said this to has gotten unreasonably mad. Probably has something to do with the myth about CBC (Canadian Big Cock)
I raughed, keep being dangerously based no matter the optics the jannies will always seethe.
chink faggot gook retard nigger torontoglodyte
>This is subjective
Just like your President.
The maple syrup we export is subpar.
I actually thought at first that was tucker carlson. I never noticed how similar they look.
This country is fucking retarded. Geographically it's great, the fucking people here are insufferable cunts.
I'm gonna call your boss and tell him you're posting on a white supremacist website
>strawman
Also, I'm a foreigner studying at uni over here, so your retort means nothing to me
If triples, Putin finally dies from his leukemia and his last will says "Nuke Toronto".
>captcha GAYW2
That's why it's important to move rural. Few people around, and the ones that are around are generally good people.
>I'm a foreigner
So the DREAMers program really is working. Well done, hombre!
mike doesnt give a fuck
>>>/qb/
i already called in sick last month lime 2 times i just cant get out of bed to do this 8-4:30 bullshit. if i didint knock up that crazy bitch from tinder id be sippin mojitos in guam with my ex rn.
fuck my life
>flag
cant we just have a thread or two where canadians just hang out? fuck off mane