/jdt/ - A TON OF SEX edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions
Whitney, Heard's sister, testified very quickly and all we learned is that bitches love cocaine
now we're back to the video depositions

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Phenibut
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nps.org.au/news/paracetamol-ibuprofen-combinations-for-acute-pain
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"My dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is just weird
>Magnum Bottle
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint

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someone make a bog meme of ambers sister

Why even have her acting coach for a witness?

get this disgusting whale off my screen

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>"When you went to Hicksville, did they save two seats for you on the airplane so you'd fit?"

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I'm interested in what this absolute pig considers underweight. Below 185 pounds?

Claiming Chanley Painter

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Is it Elaine or the unit on Johnny's team doing the deposing now? I can't tell

>im a hippie coaching life but I didn't trip with mushies
fat lying fuck

10th for Hannah

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The actual quote is much funnier: “Marilyn Manson is just a weird being.” With emphasis on the “being.”

skeleedleleedlelee

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REPLY FOR A FREE MEGA PINT BROS

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What do they feed the jurors? Or are they left to their own devices?

>Chanley Painter Height and Measurements
>She is 5 feet 9 inches tall. Her body measurements also include; 32:23:34, Bust: Waist: Hips. Additionally, her shoe size is 7.5 and she has brown hair and eyes.

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Ske1337dal

>Acting coach tells a bizzare story about the darkness taking over
>How she braved Amber from that hole and Amber (THE LIGHT ITSELF) gave money to a homeless CHILD
>When confronted by the EVIL LORD JOHNNY THE SCREAMER they simply said "It's fine" as if talking to a child
>Thus winning with their mighty maternal powers
HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS FUCKING PATHETIC

There is a reason they're one down.

Hicksville is where Ms Enriquez née Heard lives in a comfy trailer.

What's your favourite drug bros

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absolutely skeleedle

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they got pizzas from the internet the other day.

I missed most of the morning and early afternoon, did anyone post this yet?

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cheers OP, i wish you find a camille waifu that will take care of you forever

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Cheers mate!!!!

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>"Did the pilot count you as two people when calculating the takeoff weight on the way to Hicksville?"

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E

>Ske-LEE-tal
Because of course the fat fuck can't even pronounce the word skeletal

Yeah we have to update this to calling him a weird being specifically. Too funny with her struggling to come up with something to call him with her French accent.

How have you managed to pay attention? Is it a test to see who can hyper-fixate on nothing?

Based hannahchad

CLAIMING THE CURRY

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I'm pretty much Deppmode
>weed
>whiskey
>coke
minus the benzos and oxys

HOLY SHIT THIS SLAMPIG ABSOLUTELY BTFO DEPP

ITS OVER DEPP INCELS.
YOU JUST LOST

Were they constantly snorting coke or what? Every fuckin witness mentioned that

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BEATING THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF WHORES

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its bizarre how people tell stories like this
just imagine in her mind the world is like some disney movie where the princess went out of the castle for a second and tried to give a buck to a homeless kid and then the evil king lurks out of the window and starts yelling at everyone.
So bizarre

>AH
>Adolf Hitler
>Amber Heard
Oh man

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>fucking cunt
>used up trash bag
>slimy whore
>her father's a French politician
>he starts rambling on about he knows what her father is up to

Based

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caffeine

get me one of those shirts

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They get $15 a day. That's it. That's their pay. I dont think they get breakfast and lunch either.
They get $15 a day to sit and watch this dull ass shit, unable to do work or anything, and they don't even get food.

I cannot handle how fucking bad Elaine's audio is here.
Holy shit bitch it isn't 1990 there isn't an excuse for being a lawyer at this level and having audio this bad.

Daily Mail is here guys, put on your cool face

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Whore

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>le monster

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Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"My dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Magnum Bottle
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint

All of these women make themselves sound like Amber's saviours. Weird.

Masturbation

rum

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I used to be a polydrug user like johnny, but now i'm clean except for weed now and again, but i feel empty and dead inside.

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This is satirical

>another user posted a meme of the lawyer as the Nordic thunder god Thor
weird flex but okay

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Pure coincidence

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i miss her

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>Everyone was drinking
I thought Raquel said Heard didn't drink?

needs more skeleedle

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Monster is back

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this is another good witness for amber, fat jokes aside.

Laziness

:^)

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>hate it but turns me into a great dude
alcohol
>love it but turns me into a NEET
weed
Rest was too strong for me desu

ill take a dirty vodka martini with extra olive juice

Mines phenibut btw. Also like opioids.
I'm pretty responsible

someone explain to meeee how ambers been proved a liar. i just dont get this. this case has some bits which bring up questions from ambers side but theres no smoking gun here showing shes lieing. if anything im more convinced now than at the start of the trial that johnny has been abusive to some extent... how much i dont know but at least enough to justify ambers article.

Any Forums, blue boards occasionaly

nothing remarkable about what she's saying

This trial will go into the textbooks as the one where Elaine & her team lost the case for AmberTurd by annoying the jury to death.

No no that's Opiate Johnny

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Rolling

Based

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When did they spout off that lie its been confirmed the bitch was blowing MILLIONS of expensive ass wine. Everyone used to flick depp shit over his massive wine bills but it was cunt th whole time.

LSD

This man's speeches

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Elaine's audio is so bad it has destroyed the credibility of the witness.

>the slimy whore that I donated my Jizz to for a while staying there???
>Hopefully that cunt's rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!

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What does phenibut does?

About time desu, it was extremely one sided up until today. Still no evidence for JD ever hitting AH though. Just them fighting

That's what happens to junkies. Shouldn't have used.

the PERFECT ASS again

"I never hit him"

On tape saying she hit him

I

So the take away I've got today is that johnny was sober before he met amber and thus amber drove him to drink and abuse drugs. Well done defense team.

Ass imprint

>assprintgate

Unfortunately - the reality is that she is a vapid dyke.

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it wasn't proved, but a lot was left for the jury to ponder on two days ago
granted, amber's team completely killed everyone with boredom today and yesterday so that might as well be forgotten

How many jury members are asleep right now?

every witness after amber has been pretty irrelevant after she was skewered on cross

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sage, you stupid pakinigger jew

roll

ass is already distilled

Poor, poor Honda Civic.

I doesn't matter what johnny did. He's too lovable. Amber has been acting like a cunt this whole time.

gotta keep some beznos on you for the alcohol and coke hangovers

who is this hambeast?

Assprint

i wish i had some coke now

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Agreed there. Although she does say that there were lots of bruises and that she also saw some wrist bruises.

I disagree

When was this picture taken? She probably bit her lip too hard and blamed johnny

warning: you cannot take it every day

80-89 get

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Shut up Pole

impressive, very nice

Turns you into a charismatic chad mentally and you feel great, invincible. If you want to feel what the best version of you is capable of you should try it.

The fact that this witness is so objectively disgusting goes against the credibility of this witness. She's absolutely horrifying to look at.
The horrible audio is just icing on the cake, that this pig would eat.

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psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Phenibut

my man

>lied about donations
>lied about her op-ed
>her statements on the stand and her testimony don't match up in many ways
>says she was brutalised and raped with a bottle at the same time Johnny lost his fingertip
>yet provides no medical evidence, and photographs of the scene that should show copious amounts of blood and smashed phone pieces, show barely anything at all

why are dykes so violent towards everybody?

Cross Examination with Camile

nice

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pretty lady

Oxy was very fun the few times I tried it, but I felt the fangs of addiction seeping in. Dumped the rest and just stuck with weed and occasionally a bit of nicotine.

holy fuck

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>"chosen sister"
that's a fucked up nickname

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Paracetamol and the odd Ibuprofen

wew lad

Booze Johnny, Qualudes Johnny, Coke Johnny, Weed Johnny, Speed, Johnny... by your powers combined
I AM CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

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Dam... Maybe I will

yar! fellow ANKR bro. when we be blasting off?

Plus all of Amber's witnesses appear as unstable, lost creatures.

We on cross now yeah?

Trap pp edition
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Yessir

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My kind of guy

I can see why she hated her sister.

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>bitch was married to a woman before you
Biggest red flag, right there at the beginning. Johnny deserved it for being so retarded.

yup

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Court is so slow and repetitive.

Will some autist make a 4 hour super-cut documentary mini-series?

As much as these depos are nothing more than "what Amber said, we will also copy and say", these kinda seem pretty shitty for Johnny from a Jury perspective no?

Why was the last cross with her sister so short and SHIT?

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no cross for a deposition video.

>someone explain to meeee how ambers been proved a liar
She claimed that two images that are exactly the same are different and taken in different moments and not modified with photoshop.
You can superimpose the pictures in photoshop and see that they are the exact same pixel by pixel.

I wish I could have a wine night and a cry.

two of the biggest ones are that she lied about donating the money and she repeatedly claimed that the two photos of her were 'different photos, one with a vanity light on and one with it off', but it's obviously the same photo that's had levels altered in order to oversaturate it and make it redder. Both her and Rocky claimed that they had not altered any photos, and were also the only ones who had them. This overlay is a smoking gun.

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technically it happens in the same video
you can't bring in a witness and just have one side talk to them

haha is that a new camera filter on the left?

If she would pack just a little bit more of fat in the face she would look super good

Try it on a first date, or presentation, first day on the job for a good impression. Something where you have to use social skills.
And don't use it more than once a month or the magic will be gone forever

I'm really surprised that someone this ugly and huge is even allowed to be in the same room as Depp at any point in time.

Go ahead, champ. No one is stopping you.

The makeup artist was good. Until she destroyed her own testimony at the end.

They are shitty. Honestly, no bullshit, I wonder how well the jury is paying attention though. Today has been pretty boring. But I think the both the makeup lady and this fat cow have been good witnesses for Amber. Imo the sister was a weak witness.

yeah, as I said, a single re-enactment with 3d figures or something that show what Amber Heard claimed Johnny Depp did would show the whole world that she's full of shit.
It would be this easy

NeatoBurrito usually does shit like that but he's been all into the Nick Fuentes drama lately
he did a video on Jan 6th which was a fucking masterpiece but I don't think he'll touch this
it's way too official for him

how does this all fit into the defamation allegation though?

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This audio is shit Basil

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No, she's perfect

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based
nps.org.au/news/paracetamol-ibuprofen-combinations-for-acute-pain

what was the end?

yeah, you're right. but i wouldn't call it a cross. it's like they both ask questions and then they edit the video with what doesn't get objected to.

I literally can't stand it.
I had to mute it

holy fuck this whale is retarded

>someone explain to meeee how ambers been proved a liar.
because she's presented zero evidence you simping retard. depps suing her for making shit up

>Yes Amber told me her bullshit story while her lawyers were next door but I didn't know if they would need me
>We may have you
>"I didn't know"
What

It won't make me a based fuck with no filters right? Like I won't be a Any Forumstard like being drunk?

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evidence of a person's character for truthfulness is admissible in a defamation case
the jury is more likely to find that she is lying about her alleged abuse if they hear all this shit she is lying about

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yeah and also the problem is this happened more than two years ago, so there's no possibility to counteract with current info

why yes I'll accept the call

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This photo shit is so retarded and sure to be brought up in the closing statement by Depp's team. How can anyone claim those are different photos, taken at different times under different lighting? Amber is so retarded.

WHEN DOES DADDY LAWYER GET TO GO

He has obvious jewish genetics, but he is okay in my book.

Not if you don't drink on it. You might be overly aggressive though

RELEASE HIM JOHNNY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

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>lied about donations

so what?

>lied about her op-ed

in what way?

>her statements on the stand and her testimony don't match up in many ways

i saw this the other day but it doesnt seem strong enough imo. its suspicious but not definitive and even so its circumstantial because none of it disproves something.

>says she was brutalised and raped with a bottle at the same time Johnny lost his fingertip

i dont see strong disproving

>yet provides no medical evidence, and photographs of the scene that should show copious amounts of blood and smashed phone pieces, show barely anything at all

circumstantial still. not all of this is even likely. you may not get medical evidence for just a bruise.

>lie
>"bro that has nothing to do with lying under oath to win a case against you"
you stupid?

>the look on the face of the judge

>I have created many bruises
Uh ohh Amberbros

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take off the meme flaggot but
>I didnt mean to hit him
>played a clip from her deposition where she said she tried to hit him
>makes an oh shit face and tries to say she didnt mean that
>she also admitted she leaked footage in a filmed depo and looked like this

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AS THE ORIGINAL user WHO REQUESTED THIS, THANKS LMFAOOOOOOOO

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This episode needs Camille or based Chew to save it.

yeah. this soft spoken fatass is a lot better of a witness than the cokeheads

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i've become a megapint, not stupid

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Weak b8.
Not even 2/8.

This is a polish Any Forums reject btw. You can search most his posts in the archive

Based

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Kek

kek

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there was no doubt in my mind that this girl was on adderall. that was one thirsty excited bitch

I'm a redpilled millionaire Any Forumschad with a hot aryan gf so i don't do drugs, drugs are for loser cucks.

Fiji product placement? Feel like I saw it in one of the photos.

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honestly i think a lot of you are percieving amber being skewered for things which are pretty light and not strongly related to the aim of proving that she is lieing about depp being abusive.

> U N T O U C H E D

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I think you're a dumb retard who has repeatedly tried to troll several trolls.

>he was yelling
>dude, drugs lol
>dude, drinks lol
Literally all testimonies so far, it proves jack shit

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>lieing

Weak bait

>reddit spacing of the highest order

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Fiji is like the "fancy" water that you can get in any grocery store before getting into the boutique stuff.

>
fat, also gross eyebrows

Johnny and Chew are getting sleepy.

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Monistat suppository applicator for a straw, damn.

if it is proven that she has relentlessly lied about the “abuse” she allegedly suffered at the hands of JD, that means she wrote/published the op-ed with falsified claims, exclusively to inflict pain onto JD, which in turn, obviously caused production companies to view him as more trouble than it’s worth to have him on set. no one wants cancelled star that they’ll get destroyed over for associating with an abuser, and it’s very clear hollywood operates that way

>the absolute state of ambers newly hired PR firm

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>Literally all testimonies so far, it proves jack shit
nice get matey,
it proves jack sparrow.

It skewers her credibility. When there’s no pictures of the mangling they all describe and we already know she lied about donating her money she totally didn’t want and now know she lied about calling TMZ about filing for divorce, it’s sussy.

>just a bruise

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Was it worth dumping your load into that for a couple years to get your shit in front of the entire world now?

this is what I keep saying
FIJI WATER
THE OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF THE DEPP/HEARD DEFAMATION TRIAL
FIJI WATER
IT'S FROM FIJI

I have this whole fucking advert in my head and it keeps repeating anytime I see another bottle
everyone is drinking fucking Fiji water

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>Her excited little nipples
Based

I hate whores

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its over. this absolute braphog has ended depp's case.
we lost johnny bros.

imo this does little for the central claim of johnnys abuse. and it does little to counter her narrative of events some of which has been recounted by others.

>responding to bait
You know this is what drives people to become actual tranny leftists after getting off on all the (you)'s right?

You can just say that you are gay

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Because she painted herself into a corner (ha ha) by lying in the first place.
If the photos were extremely similar in all respects but not the same I could buy it—it's not inconceivable that she could turn off a set of lights at a vanity mirror without moving much at all, but everything about it is identical except the color. Outrageously retarded lie, as you say.

I never went on a Any Forums rant because niggers make me angry while phenibut makes me happy and optimistic, thus there is no need to talk about niggers and jews. You just want to smile, talk and laugh with people.
It does make you horny though.

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But why has the rum gone?

lol no just drink tap water

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You have tried this in like 20 different threads by now. Give up.

The only thing she could break is the chair she is sitting on with her massive weight.