/jdt/ - Mr Duck edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions
Whitney, Heard's sister, testified very quickly and all we learned is that bitches love cocaine
now we're back to the video depositions

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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Niggers tongue my anus

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So she was hit so recently that her lip is still open, but at the same time the swelling is already gone?? This shit needs to be asked!!

Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"My dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here

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give me a quick rundown of today

a mega pint for the best OP

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we thank you for your autism

Yes please I've missed the last hour

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Sleep tight Johnny

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in USA court that has to be done by experts in such a field. We got 9 days left.

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Was good while it lasted bros

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such boring bazongas

Depp seems like a fucking mess but an absolute amazing person under all the problems.

You cooked them too long

it is a genuine pleasure

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Claiming Chanley painter

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>will eat you alive

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>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
Fucking amazing. Depp's diction for insults is so funny and colourful. Dunno if he was always like that or if it's all the mega pints he's downed.

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REPLY WITH A PEPE TO GET A FREE MEGA PINT FROM /OURGUY/

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Those are some meh nipples, would not go to bat for them.

AMICA GEL

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A man spoke and it was extremely refreshing until he started lying because amber slang that puss and he was clearly a simp. It’s been nothing but women lying all day and my brain really tuned out when a spic started talking about makeup.

this is a man breaking through the spell of such an awful and manipulating women.

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Gonna go slather on some amica cream and rub one out.

I don't know how you could watch this without rackets, the raw stream is so fucking boring

it would be funny if i GET before the pirate

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>Amica Gel Amica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica GelAmica Gel

>boring
>boring
>boring
>witness under duress
>withnes who's a white knight fag
>Amber's sister indirectly screwing her over completely
>some makeup roastie talking about makeup
Overall it's extremely boring

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>marilyn manson is just weird

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this gel sounds pretty miraculous

>another video

Such an obviously scripted bitch

I highly advise trying that, they become saturated and the sauce gets more tasty

>yes I could easily see the injuries and bruises on her that day
>NOOOO NOT ON THAT PIC IT'S A BAD ANGLE

>Another video deposition
Just fucking kill me.

WE HAVE
ANOTHER
VIDEO

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>Chanley Painter Height and Measurements
>She is 5 feet 9 inches tall. Her body measurements also include; 32:23:34, Bust: Waist: Hips. Additionally, her shoe size is 7.5 and she has brown hair and eyes.

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supersize me

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real arnica is actually pretty miraculous desu

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>another video deposition

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Penmanship looks rather familiar

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I skipped today because I sort of expected that from the recordings. When does that end and we get live witnesses?

i don't know if i can make it through another video.. why is amber's side so boring?

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