MELTDOWN ITS HAPPENING

-1000pt NYSE plunge
- worst across the market drop since 2020
- analyst predicts at least 40% from its peak as the stock market bubble looks a lot like 2000 all over again.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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based, i went all in on vix a while back

buy the dip

buy the dip

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It's happening!!!!!!
oh wait.

2 more weeks

I don't want to say I told you so but, I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO THAT THE MARKET WOULD START A GIANT MELTDOWN AFTER WALMART'S EARNINGS REPORT POST LUNAR ECLIPSE!!! There just wanted to say it. Anyway UVXY might be a good move for the next few weeks

Isn't it nice to finally have adults in charge?
aMEriCa iS bAcK!
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Don't buy while it's crashing. You have to use technical analysis to buy at the bottom to make money. Not in the middle of a meltdown you dumbfuck shills.

I can smell your fear.

elllo brother from a Latin mother

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BUY THE DIP

see

just the tip?

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BUY DIP

Sold everything weeks ago. Can't wait for the buying opportunity of a lifetime.

>ponzi scheme enjoyers

Found a video of you.

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You will be waiting until Joe leaves office. Meanwhile your cash is on FIRE because of inflation.

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I don't play stocks. It's retarded. It's just rich people gambling. Also

2 more weeks.

Warā€™s coming soon, as an excuse

and i have one of you

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I'm fine, thanks. Stay poor.

nobody buys "the dip" as soon as it starts to slide, unless they're institutional bag holders hoping to trick people

you're going to be poorer every day holding that useless cash

Iā€™m referring to the entire parasitic stock market

stock market is fine for gambling and it's neat that it can take down the whole economy, which is fake anyway

K bro .. thanks for the tip.

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WTF I LOVE MONEY NOW

>It's retarded
Says retarded people that don't know how to make easy money doing it.

TWITTER DEAL SPARKED THE SPOOKS
Elon set off the collapse. Any rational observer can see it was a perfect case of the current markets disconnect with reality, economic or otherwise. An obviously stupid dead, for no reason, massively overprices, by a guy whole company and personal wealth is massively overvalued compared to fundamentals, for a social media meme that canā€™t get their basic data in order. Even the most bullish took a smell and realized it has all turned to shit. There going to be massive profit taking, shorts sells in play.

ADVICE
- sell your high risk, if you havenā€™t already.
- the moment you hear anyone of authority tell the normies with their 401ks ā€œitā€™s just a correction, your stocks are safeā€ ā€¦ SELL IT ALL. Because thatā€™s exactly what theyā€™re doing. TAKE YOUR PROFIT
- find a tax shelter/ mitigation for those capital gains.
- Donā€™t fall for the dead cat bounce.
- buy the dip, but donā€™t get obsessed with finding the trench
- silver and metals wonā€™t help you.
- crypto is a meme and even worse.
- CHAOS IS OPPORTINUTY. .

It's not me who's saying your cash is burning. Look at inflation. Joe will pump fake money into the markets, and every cent he pours into them is a penny he's stealing from your cash stash. Dummy.

>buy the dip, but donā€™t get obsessed with finding the trench
it's working for the LUNA people lol

That isn't how it works, emotionally.
Calling a 'dip' implies that you feel it getting ready to turn around.
In actuality, in that moment, you'll be full of fear.
The bottom actually occurs when things feel worse than they ever have.
The wise solution is to do a short/fast DCA, starting when the air feels heaviest.