/jdt/ - it's like yknow whatever edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions
Whitney, Heard's sister, testified very quickly and all we learned is that bitches love cocaine
now we're back to the video depositions

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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All AH witnesses are fucking weird.

>"Have you actually seen anything ever?"
>"No"

My little angel is speaking, fierce as ever

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check my makeup frenchie

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Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"My dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here

coke whore freeloaders, all of them

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they are, aren't they

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Jiggy futa edition (because Amber is apparently futa?)
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honestly for her HE DRAGGED ME BY THE FACE AND SLAMMED ME INTO A WALL AND BROKE MY NOSE story, this looks more and more like her hitting herself a lil bit but not wanting to damage her face to sell the story.

Claiming Chandler Paige

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>Curry muffins
Claiming

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what a beauty

>"Did you ever see Mr Depp [insert anything]
>"No."
Lmao that ship is sunk, nice try amber fags. next witness pls.

She has a defensive stance now...

the fucking life these people live...depp included. they literally just sit around abusing drugs and alcohol all fucking day, trash penthouses and then hire people to come in and fix them up before appearing on some shitty fucking late night show where they sit and talk bullshit with other similiar people

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FAIL

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why is there no evidence from ANY one about this massive, awful beating other than a makeup artist saying “yes, there were bruises.” i can say i’m a nigerian alien who is having elon musks baby, but just saying something doesn’t bring it into existence

lets get cara on the stand. i want to hear about the threesome.

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Camille is already mogging the fatty from before so badly.

they are all unhinged and I would not trust a word these whores say, regardless of this trial, if I just heard them speaking 2 sentences somewhere.

>Chanley Painter Height and Measurements
>She is 5 feet 9 inches tall. Her body measurements also include; 32:23:34, Bust: Waist: Hips. Additionally, her shoe size is 7.5 and she has brown hair and eyes.

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Rate my noodles, amber to turd

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built for motorboating through the boob window

i want to drink a megapint of her horchata-flavored milk trucks

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Where can I get a Medicare benefits review?

Indeed

>Mr. Death and Misheard
Fund it.

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White noodles?

try again

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she needs to urinate in my face and then peg me ngl

noodles in milk?

all of these witnesses are emotional women who just cry on remembering 'feelings' or are literal freeloading assholes who got what they needed from johnny and stabbed him in the back. oh and NONE of them are still friends with amber because they just needed to 'move on'.

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...

You cooked them too long.

i'm gonna take elon's place and fap to that tonight

I've seen this a million times
America is beyond fucked that bitch will walk out winning

Why is she so perfect?

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>they put the only decent pro amber witness second to last in the day when the jury is checked out.
Best they've had yet. Better hope the jury is still awake (unlikely).

NGMI

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>fucking cunt
>used up trash bag
>slimy whore
>her father's a French politician
>he starts rambling on about he knows what her father is up to

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Rolling

>slimy
Did you cum on them, user

Rolling my boys

Getting hammered off a mega pint lads

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loving mommy would do anything for you as long as you respect her

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this list needs to be updated with todays witnesses

Who's the woman on the right? She always arrives with Johnny and sits first row behind the lawyers

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>iO toilet
Sounds about right

oh fuck off Mr. I Get 66 On The First Post

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Sleep tight Johnny

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>user preparing his noodles
>pic rel

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No idea, pure wheat noodles
Kek no i keep boiling them till they are saturated with water so when i add the spices they give a stronger taste

Marilyn Manson

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Bodyguard.

>not wearing a mega hat while doing it

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Marilyn Manson… is an awkward being and he is just awkward to be around.

fucking lmao

srsly is california full of degenerates?

MOGGGED

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>it was weird cause marilyn manson was there
>why
>uhhh cause hes just weird lmao

his cumdumpster

Just use Camille for all of Heard's witnesses from now on.

manson BTFO

>he’s an awkward being
Mansonbros…

MEGA pint of vodka

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Marilyn Manson is an awakard being.

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They all sound so unsure and waffle constantly, until they're all asked:
>did depp hit mrs. heard?
Then it's always a resounding "No."

None of these depositions should have been longer than 10 minutes.

Lol. Poor Mansons

tbf she's not wrong

>Marilyn Manson was there and he made it awkward because he's an awkward being
KEK

Lmao I thought I got 61 for some reason and didn't even realize til you pointed it out

JUSTICE FOR MARILYN MANSON

god damnit hanging out with johnny depp sounds so cool

>marilyn manson walks through the door with a boddle of absinthe and a kid on a leash like an edgelord Kramer
>audience starts hooting and hollering

she's right honestly

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Fuck m8 you won on the first try

don't forget this was 2015 before trannys were infesting basically everything, it must be literal hell now

herewego

she thinks I'm awkward? fucking WHORE!
roll

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what spices?

>having marilyn manson over for thanksgiving

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T

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What is going on?
I left before the last two cunts

> W H A T A L I F E
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>marilyn had nowhere else to be
:[

SHE'S FLUBBING HER LINES LMAOOOO

Dude these girls are such a bore. Imagine being in a Dinner eating and drinking abshinthe with depp and Manson. Wtf is wrong with these girls?!

Just tuned back in. This witness is a spas.

You mean that guy? That guy is weird? No way!

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Why was she and Marilyn Manson there for thanksgiving? Sounds like they barely even knew Manson

>the slimy whore that I donated my Jizz to for a while staying there???
>Hopefully that cunt's rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!>the slimy whore that I donated my Jizz to for a while staying there???
>Hopefully that cunt's rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!

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Johnny Drop’s life is an eternal series of Family Guy cutaway gags

why does he look like family guy lois here?

Beta orbiters.
Ugly because they pose no threat to their celebrity idol, and dumb because they'll do anything for their celebrity idols.

He stuffs the turkey.

Manson strikes me as a very smart and wise dude IRL so if they thought he was awkward they were probably being cunts.

Sounds awful, fuck hollywood pedos

She seems very honest

POST YFW JOHNNY WILL INEVITABLY BROWSE EVERY /jdt/ WHILE SIPPING A MEGA PINT

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I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed
come on rngesus

>casually shows up for thanksgiving

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this, probably why they do all the drink and drugs. to drown out the monotonous tone of these annoying roasties

What's the beef with Marylyn?

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Team Amber or Team Shannon

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I too watched Michael Moore "documentaries"!

>this looks more and more like her hitting herself a lil bit but not wanting to damage her face to sell the story.
My thoughts too.
>yuge battle fight = tiny scratch on the cheek

I want her to step on me

Manson is somewhat based irl. Not defending his Satanist shit btw.

Johnny just let anyone in off the street. He probably didn’t know he was Marilyn Manson, just another weirdo orbiter.

All Hollywood film industry types are fucking weird. It's a bizarre culture

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manson filters the plebs

Errrmmm hello?
How come this french whore spent years as a makeup artist for famous foreign people and yet is unable to properly speak english without clenching her entire body?

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looks like a boy

they're neohippie women who are incapable of being rational nor being real friends

Never had this happen? The normies in your friend group bring one of their GFs or whores friends with them that you don't know, them being clearly the ones out of place, and they have the audacity to act like back in school to whatever the lads say as if they could bully them. Seen it times and times again.

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Don't know about the fatass hack's involvement but I was thinking of actual interviews from the old days where he was at its most controversial.
Famously said he would listen to what the school shooters have to say, etc.

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

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If I were there I wouldn’t say a word to him. I would let Johnny Depp talk and that’s what Amber Heard never did.

holy fucking shits mods are so pathetic that this shit is up and jew nigger hate thread 404 and ban lmfao absolute state

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True.

How is this even a question.

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Hahaha

marlyn manson is a dumb unhinged cunt
anyone who thinks he's based because he watched michael moore documentaries is a dumb spastic, but hey we're on Any Forums after all

It reminds me of Fiona Apple describing her own personal hell when she was trapped in a theatre with Tarantino and PTA both strung out on coke and talking a million miles an hour about cinema

Shut up and post modded screenshot already

Does anyone else strike the current witness as retarded?

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Seriously Johnny Rekt is done for, this witness has clobbered his pathetic attempt at narratives, I'm glad justice is being done. Even if Amber loses, the truth is out on Johnny

I seriously question how these people become such "world class" professionals
Must be literally luck, I can't imagine it anything else.