/jdt/ - Tactical Turtleneck edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions
Whitney, Heard's sister, testified very quickly and all we learned is that bitches love cocaine
now we're back to the video deposition

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

jigex.com/6HQtv
ifod.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/HOWELL-US.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=lJQwEA5dAHQ
youtu.be/d4ZeO3-u7hc
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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>Amber Turd
A distant 3rd in a two-horse race here.

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I AM NOT ABUSIVE! I am not abusive! I know she fabricated the bruise, I knew it was painted - a week after, as if I could ever throw such a punch! Never, never! I just - I just couldn't prove it! She covered her tracks, she got that idiot sister to lie for her!
You think this is something, you think this is bad, this histrionomy? She's done worse. The bottle! Are you telling me a finger just happens to fall off like that? No, she orchestrated it! Amber! She defecated on my bed!! And I married her! I shouldn't have, I took her onto my own island! What was I thinking?! She'll never change. She'll never change, ever since she was breaking horses, always the same. Couldn't keep her hands off of her partners. "But not our Amber, couldn't be our precious Amber!" Abusing them blind! And she gets to be a movie star? What a sick joke! I should have stopped her when I had the chance! And you, members of the jury, you have to stop her, you-

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Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"My dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible

I'm quite enjoying getting caught up on today's shitshow.

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thoughts on Ben Chew's gummy bears?

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Claiming chandler Paige

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Why is every amber witness some unlikable cunt?
That's not a good tactic in a jury trial, is it?

drink up lads

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Based threadmaker. The fucking tranny jannies on Any Forums aren't having it today.

"this may surprise you but i got this haircut on cocaine"

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Qrd on every one of those items?

Same goes for her team. Birds of a feather, I suppose.

Yeah it's entertaining

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>MAGNUM SIZED BOTTLE OF WINE

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I want to fuck Ben chew.

yeah they're a pretty vapid bunch
compare that to all the industry professionals that Johnny called upon for witnesses

So she was extremely afraid of Johnny so she ran PAST him?

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>Chanley Painter Height and Measurements
>She is 5 feet 9 inches tall. Her body measurements also include; 32:23:34, Bust: Waist: Hips. Additionally, her shoe size is 7.5 and she has brown hair and eyes.

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Rockybros are we still winning?

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Any Forums is dead to me

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>Tactical turtleneck

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All of these cunts are faceblind, aren't they? They lie in response to being caught lying, uncaring for the reception.

his vibe was off fr fr no cap he deadass was chargin me

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She looks like Meadow Soprano if the show was set in LA instead of NJ

>I dunno lol
>But it coulda been lmao

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Birds of feather flocks together.

isn't she a mudshark?

A mega sized bottle of wine, if you will

>Did you ever see Mr. Depp act violent or aggressive towards Ms. Heard?
>No I never personally witnessed any violence but Amber told me about all the times Johnny would Punch, kick, uppercut, ultra combo, hadoken, jump into late fierce, use dragon install, call a beam assist, burn 7 meters on his super command grab and perform a mortal kombat fatality on her, which would of course explain the puffy red cheeks and slight marks on her forehead

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Absolutely! I can't remember one single witness from Johnny's side who wasn't authentic and credible.

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have to be a real whore to describe something as "magnum sized"

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Cheers for mega pint

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>Any Forums jannies
Fuck those cunts, they're the worse

kek

That's where the jacuzzi and coke was.

I can't stop and this bitch can't stop lying.

>a mangum bottle of wine?

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wine sales are going through the roof right now

Sleep tight Johnny

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I've now almost fallen asleep twice today at work from these dull ass video depositions and they didn't roast Amber's sister at all despite totally contradicting her. Very low energy day especially after yesterday.
How are you fags holding up?

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>"magnum sized"

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She looks like someone who never has a really bad day
Too dumb to process things

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i used to have a friend who literally told me
>i shoryuken'd her face lmao
he is in jail now for mugging random people on the streets

i was, like, totally scared, he was, like, charging, like, at me, and i, like... ran.

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"Is that the bottle Mr Depp violated you with, Ms heard?"
"It did feel like it, yes."

When is gonna tell about the monster

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They’re all narcissistic psychos. They’re the only ones who can put up with Hollywood types, who are all emotional black holes with every neurosis known to science.

sleep tight johnny

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Flag checks out

That's what they're called user.

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>hears loud noise
>runs away and hides

dogbrain confirmed

Imagine coming home to your penthouse and finding this cunt and her friends acting offended and afraid when you tell them to GTFO

cringe, why would you waste so much beer...for fuck sake

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Anyone else getting mega pints tonight ?

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Also, not to rain on your parade: but magnum sized bottles are a real thing, go look it up. It's not some retard speak like "megapint".

Bros I missed the cross examination of Amber's sister but I heard Camille didn't do it. Was it good? Were any contradictions or inconsistencies pointed out?

>vocal fry continues

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Awesome. Saved

sounds like a magnum sized bottle of lies

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I FIGURED IT OUT.
Lewd androids edition.
jigex.com/6HQtv
jigex.com/6HQtv
jigex.com/6HQtv

what is that from?

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Imagine the smell

>No Nebukadnezar
Shame

The witnesses today were supposed to be the best witnesses for Heard, right? After this I don't really see the calculus changing all that much desu.

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Based

okay kinda based ngl

It was meh

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>FIJI Water comes from a sustainable ancient aquifer deep within the earth on the islands of Fiji. Bottled at the source, natural pressure forces the water towards a sealed delivery system, directly into the bottle, free from human contact. Until you unscrew the cap.

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ifod.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/HOWELL-US.pdf

She essentially testifies to squatting and trespassing.

literally happened to me with my gf and she left me two weeks later after i kicked them all out of my house that night

>mini
>megamini
>mega
>minimagnum
>megamagnum
>megamegamega

>in the staircase incident, you stated that mr depp used a super pot buster, however video footage shows mr. Depp had no meter...

That witness isn't even a bimbo. What a disappointment...

>testimony of coke whore #326

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she isn't even hot.

>WHAT A LIFE
i had half a bottle of gin already

normies are team johnny, but true free thinkers are team amber.

there is no question that johnny was physically abusive and/or verbally abusive, and that amber didn't defame him.

there is a video of johnny smashing up cabinets, destroying amber's phone and so on

>*sips LaCroix*
fucking yuppies

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Someone said morena baccarin last thread for her. I think it's a decent shout

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Her sister was gonna be her star witness, but neither side even wanted to talk to her for more than 10 minutes. Fucking hilarious.

yeah she waited for him to leave his own house so she could go back inside?

>Voting for anyone in 2022
Imagine being this stupid.

>fucking cunt
>used up trash bag
>slimy whore
>her father's a French politician
>he starts rambling on about he knows what her father is up to

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Who is this witness?

Wait THAT was the bottle he raped Amber with? Holy shit

Freeloader#35125

Fucking beggars and freeloader stab you in the back the moment they can't use you

>morena baccarin

bros she's worth a google search

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MissAlice superior quality whore

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yet another amber druggie whore

Getting some Magnums from the shop.
Anybody want anything?

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YEAH SLAY THAT DRAGON

i need a MONSTER CORKSCREW for my MAGNUM WINE

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kekekekekeke

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Elon's an idiot but I agree. I considered myself leftwing for most of my life and it's crazy how absurd it's became and that I'm considered right wing today despite my attitudes not changing at all.

When you get back just run through the door and hit me with one

yeah can you get me some anti cokewhore spray?

was this after the threesome with amber and elon?
youtube.com/watch?v=lJQwEA5dAHQ

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No its about the size of 2 standard bottles

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MUSKED

Your not allowed to text bad stuff, about your ex partner? Be realistic. Especially if you want revenge. Johnny been fighting amber for years. Only a petty dude wants that.

Why do we have to act like, because you want revenge and hate the other person, your not entitled to it? Amber was a shitty person. Johnny is allowed to hate her. Amber defamed Johnny. Therefore Johnny can sue her for damages. Pretty fucking easy.

Go back to lolcow you whore

condoms and a gun

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This bitch ia boring as fuxk.

Someone give me more caps of the fat lawyer hog woman. Preferably showing off her gut.

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>And you say Mr Depp was barreling down the hallway swinging a Magnum around?

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sure some wine please :)

not sure on the timeline desu

Burgers?

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nigga you gay

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You claim that in December 2015 in Australia, Mr. Depp allegedly used an infinite combo on you while you were stuck in the corner, however as we all know the Mega-Pint ToD was given negative frame advantage and was no longer safe on block as per the 2.354 patch in October 2015.

I GOT IT
The doctor from Saw III

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anyone hear distant honking in the deposition video

I'm just zoning out bros

Is there nothing but coke whores for Amber's witness stand?

an alpaca

cara was hiding behind the blinds

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Here you go

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Nice pose

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Also does anyone have a webm of Amber storming out of the courtroom?

Uncanny

fake list, where's megapint

yeah pretty close

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Do not ask for whom the horn honks. The horn honks for thee.

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Genuinely, genuinely looks like a tranny.

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>ugliest one is the makeup artist

thanks bro

who is that semen demon

i want to make martz feel safe bros

hmmmmmmm

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kek, did he checked her ass?

s-spooky

Holy ESL

Just the one?

And her hot friend's gone.
We get a frumpy makeup artist too close to her screen on a zoom call now.
Yay...

It's pottery

oh no no no no no no no

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She is on our side bros. No bully

it really do be like that

thanks hombre

>trans Van Damme

No, she had a Jew tranny

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I was under the impression that americans would atleast properly, formally address each other if they didn't knew or interacted with each other on a regular basis, but everyone singly one of these parasites is addressing Depp with his first name. For me as a german that's among the most infurating aspects of this trial.

Oh look, you ordered size gay.

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>witnesses of tiktok

Sounds like an Uganda warrior

Nigger, you're a virgin.

yaez, i reconais dees.

What nationality is that? German?

>"yeah like...i saw bruises? and like..swelling that looked like...she was like...someone hit her?"

and then they show the same bullshit pictures that everyone has been rolling their eyes at a month straight, for fuck's sake, surely this time they will be more convincing because some airhead says she saw amber looking like that IRL

>this witness
youtu.be/d4ZeO3-u7hc

>implying that's not a freeloading coke whore as well

>le spirituality
>le hommmmmmmmmm xD

>DEY BEDRUM WUZ UPSTAYERZ
might be

I find it pretty amazing Johnny could chug down a 1.5L bottle of red wine in one go and then bang out a few lines of coke
and that was just his party starter routine, what an amazing liver he was blessed with

yes and?

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not german. maybe south african

That bitch was literally retarded. Ethot be gone

That's Amber's make-up artist.
She has her wheel-barrow and plastering trowels out the back

post more CaraxAmberxMust

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bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here needs to be on here too

So is the jury then.

>looked like someone headbutted her
LMAO

My Dog stepped on a bee
I lost my knee
Amber shat on me
I can count to three

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another tranny witness?

johnnybros you got too cocky!

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What fucking accent is this witness supposed to have?

She sounds like she could be a native from France but has a name like Melanie Inglessis

jesus christ how many fucking people did come and go to their houses everyday?

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Dutch/Danish or German, would be my guess.

Yeah nvm. She is no good

>looked like somebody had headbutted her
lmao

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Amber is utterly incapable of bringing likable, respectable, non-troon witnesses

>can you tell us what this picture is showing?
nothing, it's showing nothing lmao

French Canadian m8

Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"My dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here

nigga that's not a german accent, what kind of german are you?

>chunk of missing hair

LOL coached

I was thinking Peruvian or something, am I retarded?

>I don't recall

Actually, it rings like a South African accent,

I don't remember this. Was this played in court?

>there once was a cop who took a knee

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I lose more hair than that in the shower.

how many parasites come and go out of an unguarded kitchen in a third world country?

Elaine going demon

ROBOT LAWYER

Quebec?

>brief robot take-over

why aren't any of these witnesses saying they saw chunks of hair all over the apt?
there were pictures
but not one witness mentions the hair
just shit being messy

OBJECTION!

The lawyer is not a human, it's a robot!

That's absolutely not a saffer accent.

so again, what she verbally described is nothing even close to whats in the pictures. Nice one guys