/jdt/ - I'm Rarely Sober edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions

right now Whitney Enriquez (née Heard) is testifying IN PERSON
this is Amber Heard's sister
she's on the stand
they put the TV away

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

ifod.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/HOWELL-US.pdf
twitter.com/IanRunkle/status/1527000684314361861
twitter.com/AnonBabble

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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why do you care about random celebs who have nothing to do in your life whatsoever

What are your opinions so far? Who is winning?

First for sex with Chanley

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This is about #mentoo you bigot.

I want to fuck amber heard's sister.

>Why yes I am a Rocky connoisseur, how could you tell?

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>Johnny Depp supporters boo and give hand gestures as Amber Heard departs outside court during the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard civil trial at Fairfax County Circuit Court on May 16, 2022 in Fairfax, Virginia. Depp is seeking $50 million in alleged damages to his career over an op-ed Heard wrote in the Washington Post in 2018.
recognize anyone?

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it's happy hour

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Is this how they keep the goyims distracted from relevant news in shartistan

>user we'll do some mommy roleplay later but right now I need you to lie in court for me

what do?

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this is a text from whitney to jennifer howell, she whitney tried to silence. that's what johnny's attorney was setting up..

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so they will call jennifer howell now that the sister mentioned her, right?

ifod.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/HOWELL-US.pdf

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butherface

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I missed the sister, quick rundown on her testimony?

this case blows up the casket that is bias towards women in the courts for domestic abuse.
Use your brain m8

oof that qt3.14 is qt

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This is about laughing at women.

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>Is this how they keep the goyims distracted from relevant news in shartistan
unironically yes

>it's a bunch of females of all races together
pottery

claiming chandler painter

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Why so many fucking chinks?

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Is Depp going to be cross-examined in the future?

throw her under the bus so she hatefucks me later instead lol

Simp!!!!

>((((Waldman))))

Because Amber’s hot but is slowly transitioning to the Wall and Jonny looks like a gremlin now. Makes everyone feel better knowing their own women experiences are just as bad as anyone elses.

kek we went to the same place, i was curious who they were talking about and what a goldmine:

>Chanley Painter Height and Measurements
She is 5 feet 9 inches tall. Her body measurements also include; 32:23:34, Bust: Waist: Hips. Additionally, her shoe size is 7.5 and she has brown hair and eyes.

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She loves cocaine, didn't see shit and her sister is whore

Where's Bullwinkle?

For the same reason people were binge watching police interrogations around this time last year. It's fun to see shitheads stumbling while trying to weasel their way out of justice.

WAIT IS THAT BLUE SHIRT CHICK THE CUTIE FROM YESTERDAY WHO WAS INSIDE AS WELL? WHO IS SHE? WHAT IS SHE PLANNING?

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Holy hot.

She was a junkie that did drugs with johnny all the time
She loved her sister extremely much but didn't try and do something about her sister getting mauled by Johnny
She mooched and lived free and got everything paid by the couple
And she didn't see anything

he can, still on the table just like amber can be

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really a sad testimony desu. it's obvious whitney just cared about getting cocaine

In ZOGmerica, a woman can stab a man, hit him, bite him, do whatever she wants to him, and get off with a slap on the wrist. However, if a man tries to defend himself he'll be thrown in jail for life and everyone in the nation will say how evil he is.

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This sounds like gaslighting.
>i will protect u 4eva!!!
No one actually talks like that to someone they love or care about, even if they feel that way. It's just too on the nose. But who the fuck cares anyway.

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It's absolutely based for the judge to have the trial streamed. I've heard it's not obligatory and up to the judge. Correct me if I'm wrong.

>Despite being a famous person, Chanley has managed to keep her personal life away from the limelight. Therefore, it is not known whether she is married, single, or in a relationship.

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HR 6666

this being shown and discussed on Rekieta Stream btw

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to the other masses, fuck yeah, but here I am just having fun, I dont like overloading myself on shit from here, sometimes shit like this is a nice break and buffer then back to the important shit. Issue is, the masses never focus on any important shit.

Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"My dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible

i wonder what's in that letter

>Mommy roleplay
>With a deranged psycho
No and no. No, thank you.

twitter.com/IanRunkle/status/1527000684314361861

It's over Ambersisters..

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would wine and dine, don't care about plans

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Holy fuck. Is this from the UK case?

>fucking women over 21

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Sure are a lot of asians living in Virginia.

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yes

cute, wingtip makeup is too op pls nerf

>That's not what I was told....
Objection, hearsay.
Sustained.

same bro. She is uglier but more hot dunno.

Everyone in their circle seems to talk to each other like utter maniacs.

Gotta love the Mega-Pint

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This trial is the dumbest Hollywood production in my lifetime. I bet it's the best rated thing of the year. I wonder if they even paid them to get married in the first place.

So that's why they didn't bother with the cross. Did anyone keep track of the infractions Heard and her witnesses have accumulated yet?

Are there that many asians in virginia?

>fucking cunt
>used up trash bag
>slimy whore
>her father's a French politician
>he starts rambling on about he knows what her father is up to

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Don't worry, I'm sure they'll be really responsive to 3 more depositions back to back

is the jury going to google who jennifer howell is?

>(((chosen)))
rigged