/jdt/ - NO ONE ESCAPES THE WALL edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions

right now Whitney Enriquez (née Heard) is testifying IN PERSON
this is Amber Heard's sister
she's on the stand
they put the TV away

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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who's comfy office workin and streaming

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thank GOD video depositions are over

Niggers tongue my anus

Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"My dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible

amy schumer doing cross is not as aggressive as camille
bros will she fuck up?

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>there was a fight
>she had a puffy face
>I hadn't connected the dots

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I'm starting to suspect that Amber was the smart sister...

>puffy face

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Amber pls

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>fucking cunt
>used up trash bag
>slimy whore

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based t-rex pointing out this girl is a literal coke whore

oh boy this is getting a bit heated

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needs ice and makeup

Imagine youre this basic ass bitch and suddenly your ein the life of Johnny Depp who welcomes you lovingly and shares everything, including all kinds of drugs with you.

What a life

watching this makes me want to get drunk and do cocaine

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Perfect ass.

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big girl is burying the sister lowly under a mound of "right?"s. She's conceded some much shit holy fuck.

I walked to the gas station to buy a drink yesterday and the lone guy in there was listening to the trial

She looks like she's trying to hold her mouth full of water anytime she isn't talking

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Perfect imprint.

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Imagine thinking you're hot and then getting absolutely mogged and humiliated by two women hotter than you in front of the entire world.

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The big gurl doesn't have the confidence to grill the dressed up addict. Where's actually the oldfag lawyer from last the first few days?

Where the fuck is "The Monster"?

just release the terminator. the chubby girl sucks

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She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

FATTY IS TOO NERVOUS, WHY WOULD THEY NOT USE CAMILLE??

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theyre so qt

Beautiful work, user.

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What's Amy's endgame? She's nowhere near as aggressive as Camille? Obviously Ben Chew is saving his power for the finale.

she's on cooldown, but ben should be doing this
maybe they're playing woman on woman, instead of a male attacking whitney

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holy SHIT

its everywhere, guys from the crews (i work at a construction company) have come in and noticed me watching and started talking about it

amazing, user
also checked

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Give fatty a chance, witnesses will concede a lot to a seemingly friendly line of questioning.

AWWWOOGAAA

There is nothing wrong with this lawyer, you fucking stupid faggots need to shut up.

Damn dude her sister has a square face lmao
looks worse than Amber

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Fatty is still a lawyer hired by a rich guy, she must have enough skills to turn that retard sister on her head.

She used him for cocaine

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there is also that jew lady maybe she wouldbe better

Ha, a slice of fried gold

its personal for camille, she sees amber as competition
this is just a sideshow

>right?
>right?
>right?
>right?
>right?

Wait why did Emma Watson get called in?

i wonder how much she snorted a day

She's starting with kid gloves but she'll gradually build up to bare-knuckle haymakers soon.

Calming court room reporter

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Not needed. Amber is super bpd, they had to unhinge her.
Everyone else they just need to appear competent for

Whitney's conceding a lot right now.

ya even if the jury is completely fucked and sides with amber, literally the entire nation is siding with johnny

Retards think this is a TV show and need to have drama for a lawyer to be good

Hiding in the weed closet

what do women experience on cocaine?
i mostly have loads of fun and can drink infinite alcohol, but also can't get my dick up and get bored of talking because everyone else speaks nonsense

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This website is so full of faceblind autists.
They're gonna bump into an uggo who's good at make-up one day and get owned.

10 minutes ago: HE WAS BEATING MY SISTER'S FACE IN!

Now: I thought it was irrelevant that they were fighting.

>claiming

I wonder if they'll ask her why iO is no longer friends?

She better, at this point I'm not seeing why Ben brought this heifer in

DEPP TRIAL HOTNESS POWER LEVELS

1. Dr. Muffin
2. Camille
3. Rocky

power gap

4. Roasties in the gallery

power gap

5. Elaine

power gap

8999. Amber Turd (post-wall)

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needs text saying 'I'm rarely sober' to be perfect

CAM ON AMY SCHUMER SCORE SOME FAKKING QUESTIUNHS

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All that coke use rotted her brain.

yeah this is absolutely ridiculous. a few weeks after he nearly "kills" her, she's back trying to get them back together?

They seem to not understand they're also a team too and are all acting independent.

the perfect wife
god damn she is going to be set for life after this trial

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Quite the opposite—arousing court room reporter

Fuck bros. How does it feel to be in love with a woman who unconditionally loves you back. I'm lonely

WHY DID THEY GET THIS FAT ROASTIE DO THE CROSS, HOLY SHIT

RIP DEPP

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This one will fuck herself up, no help needed
Already has multiple times

Is she actually on drugs?

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>He was BRUTALLY KILLING my sister
>Yes I loved him
One of these is a lie

>guy allegedly beats your sister a bunch
>don't tell her to leave him because reasons
HUH????

chubby girl confirmed weakest pokemon on the team. just give her EXP Share and call her big ass back
it’s Camila time

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Are they gaslighting the world

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Women are the worst fiends for it i've ever seen. They hardly finish one line and 10 minutes later they're wondering where the next is. Most dudes are good for at least an hour typically. Must be metabolism.

A MEGA MONSTER

I know we're anonymous here but don't flaunt your retardation so much user, it's unseemly.

holy shit that woman in the back is jealous

i think she's doing better than I thought. i can't be the only one thinking "wait so you were back to loving johnny and trying to be a marriage psychologist a few weeks after he beat the shit out of her?"

She's just passionate, you misogynists

Пeдaл.
1. Dr. Muffiens
2. Camille
3. Rebecca
power gap

4. Roasties in the gallery

power gap

5. Elaine

power gap

8999. Amber Turd (post-wall)

WHERE IS CAMILLE THIS FUCKING FAT WHORE IS WORTHLES HOLY SHIT

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>yeah after Johnny apparently went and punched Amber like a punching bad I didn't really notice anything noticeable was wrong wtih her

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I just had a long nap and woke up to budget heard talking. Qrd?

Where is she

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all these glass ceiling breaking testimonies are the last nails on depp's coffin. he's finished

They are trying to.
Dosen't seem to be working

>roasties in the gallery
bruh

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she's trying to draw out witness sympathetic side to depp

>And the real reason you kept pushing your sister to stay with him is that you WANTED her to get beaten as revenge for how she treated you, right?

ANONS HELP. I missed all of Whitney so far. ANYTHING spicy?

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CHECKED

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>This website is so full of faceblind autists.
Based and truth-pilled. The people on Any Forums have worse prosopagnosia than Chris Chan.

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She looks a lot better with glasses.

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I'd sooooooo do coke with amber's sister in the trailer she most certainly lives in and then fuck her so hard her dentures fall out.

How's today for Johnny? Sister bad for him?

I'd examine her if u know what I'm saying

cute!

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Guys, does coke absorb moisture if left out?

>Rocky

Half he audience yesterday mogged almost all females on the trial.

>He beat my sister in the face repeatedly and hit me as well but we were best buddies and snorted coke together.

You can't make this shit up.

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кeк

>roasties in the gallery

>uhm...so uhm...uhm...*breathes in* ..OK...so uhm...

when someone is awkward and nervous like that, people tend to zone out because they don't want to experience second hand embarrassment. The jury is not paying attention anymore which means they will only remember this witness talking about how evil johnny is. She needs to land haymakers RIGHT NOW

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we really gotta cool it with the autism in the threads...bump limit is reached within every 5 minutes

ayy hivemind

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>I said what?

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>emma watson
no that's a different guy

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we are living in an age of gaslight

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jokes on you, I only pay attention to women with almost no makeup on. Frumpy sweatpants and a XXL tshirt on a cutie is hotter.

user, just stop.

Literally me

audible kek, put in screenshot

kek
most threads last about a half an hour at this rate

what do you mean? it won't become ineffective if it stays out for a bit

the face of defeat

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>cool it with the autism in the threads
impossibru we /tvpol/ now

kek this is such stupid testimony

That's the spirit.

>No I didn't want to protect her at that point

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>alledgedly sees sister beaten by drug addict
>doesn't intervene because she's freeloading
Ok.

same vibes

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Her profile is slightly less mannish.

EMILE TURN ON THE GOD DAMN MIC

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shes jigglypuff, she's setting up sleep status then camille comes in for the e-z kill

>but it's not my place to tell my sister to leave for her own safety
>even though i apparently witnessed all this physical abuse that left her bruised and bloody
ok

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Thread should probably be a sticky at this point.

>OBJECTION WITHDRAWN
Grandma is learning bros.

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WHY IS HER MIC ALWAYS OFF

>im so fucked up right now

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...

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Thanks for the threads lad

>Enriquez née Heard
All I have to hear to know she's non credible

This line of questioning is so bad.

DV cases are complicated, arguing with the witness over why they still liked JD after a fight is a fucking shitty line of questioning

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Why does she keep staring straight into the camera?

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Kek

There is absolutely nothing behind those eyes. She's an empty shell. There's something non-human about her.

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Friendly reminder that to turn the microphone on/off there is LITERALLY only one button to press. Elaine is too stupid to figure out a SINGLE BUTTON.

threads like this are good

What if any objection

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Oh ok. Just wondered if it makes it harsher to snort

Last time she's gonna be watched by thousands of people on the screen (in all her clothes) for a long time

>Your. Bed. Is. Next. Incel

epic combo

>I wouldn't characterize it that way i just wanted to support my sister

the sad thing about this is her sister wanted them to stay together because she needed cocaine and johnny's money meant she could keep up her 2k+ per day coke habit

it pisses off the director

OP is a MEGA king

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>I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.

She isn't but her stare is so deprived of any life that you don 't even notice it, she's looking at her sister

HR 6666

If your sister got beaten up and you witnessed it, would you recommend she stay with that partner?

>Yes I saw him beat my sister you are OVERSIMPLIFYING THIS!

Imagine having your sister snorting a METRIC fuckton of cocaine and not stopping her.

Amber is both a terrible S/O and a terrible fucking family member.
How the fuck could you watch a family member destroy themselves for free coke lmao