/jdt/ - I've got nothing funny to say about Whitney edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions

right now Whitney Enriquez (née Heard) is testifying IN PERSON
this is Amber Heard's sister
she's on the stand
they put the TV away

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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Fucking hell can they move that screen in front of her? If she's gonna be a whore and have her tits out while giving testimony we might as well see it.

johnny's whore hotel

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STOP FUCKING WITH THE PUZZLE

Anybody got the picture of amber and elaine with the caption "look at my lawyer dawg I am going to jail"?

its not uhh the truth of the matter your honor asserted uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I know Cami needs a rest after yesterday, but this current lawyer on JD's team is fucking up

>On rare occasions was I sober
Way to tank your own credibility.

In what way?

>I was literally drunk all the time
>this is your witness

Judge is getting sick of her shit

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>Rare occasion where I was sober
Pretty based

>rare occasion when I was sober
I've just tuned in and I hear this lmao this is going to be good.

R A R E O C C A S I O N

She has to flaunt her tits because her face is fucking ugly.

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who the fuck is this? johnny or ambers sister?

What the fuck was she thinking.

Get this junkie whore off the stand, your honor.

No

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>rare occasion that I was sober
Kek, so her entire testimony is untrustworthy at best?

she was trying to make a joke but didnt deliver it right because women arent funny

A mega pint

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Holy shit this rambling

i hope they destroy her on cross

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That's what it looked like but still...

her objection game is weak af

I'd unironically rather shag Whitney than Amber. Whitney is probably gonna look like this until her early 60s and she's still average so a good wife appearance wise.

Whitney Heard more like WALL Heard

she keeps saying stuff like "Ohhh yeah I do hella coke."

"Surprisingly on that day I was sober which is like omg suuuper rare :) "

i think she lives in a rich people bubble where she just doesn't care.

Fatty Boom Boom isn't as good a lawyer as Camille, her objections are all being overruled

Amber and her buddies constantly reiterating that the affair accusations are completely inaccurate and unfounded just makes me wonder why they're trying to deny it so hard. It feels like the Streisand effect, especially after one of Amber's witnesses admits he saw 30+ people sneaking into Amber's room at night when her husband was away.

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its incredible when you consider what kind of low-life dumbcunts he invited there
The poor guy, actually makes me wonder just how many of these big celebreties have such parasites living with them being dumb degenerates.

I know Ozzy Osbourne is one such person, but atleast in his case the parasites are his own children

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>fucking cunt
>used up trash bag
>slimy whore

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Everyone in this story outside Depp's staff was brainfucked 24/7

Amber's sister

WHERE THE FUCK IS CAMILLE, THIS FAT BLONDE BITCH IS FAILING EVERY OBJECTION

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I think she gives a mean handjob

Each resident in Johnny's estate is entitled to a personal megapint.

Honestly, I have no idea how Johnny managed to restrain himself from hitting her after all those years of abuse. I'd have beaten her into a fucking coma.

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This is not a movie, objecting every single second is not the goal here

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depp's objection lady is letting the old lady lead the court today, what happened to the other lady?

Not good for her

I need the name of this absolute barrel of a woman.

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Qt

I'm sure camille's exhausted after yesterday.

BRING BACK CAMILE

Can someone provide a complete lore list for the trial?

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>rare occasions when I was sober
Freudian slip

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>rare occasion where I was sober

reliable, impartial witness.

>what, if only you knew how bad things really are

>rarely sober
>"credible witness"

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Chill, Camille taking a break to be good later

Security guard testified that Johnny did not hit Amber.

Yeah I don't believe much of any of this

Amy Schumer's sister vs heard's sister

>held her on the hair with one hand and wacked her with the other
Isn't this the first time we hear this?

Honda Civic depp 4fag comfirmed

You don’t object in direct so you have lots of holes to poke to ruin credibility, which is especially true for this junkie. You want to save that for redirect to avoid any chances of the other side rehabilitating their junkie’s testimony.

If you have evidence to make them out as a liar why would you make it so you can’t use it?

>Whitney: JD threw a can of redbull and hit Debbie
>Amber: JD threw a can of redbull and missed
>Debbie: There was no can of redbull

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>gets struck on the back
>doesn't take any pictures after the fact to show how bad it was
Guess it runs in the family.

why is she also looking at the jury all the time like amber?

Amy Schumer

This doesn't line up with the way AH said it went down.

Who is this Rochelle that Johnny was texting?
1st time i heard her name mentioned

I don't get people who get angry on alcohol
I just get funny

>I ran up the stairs and johnny started beating me to death while amber screamed in the background
>btw I'm rarely sober
;)

Based

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Yep, even Amber didn't mention this, she just said she hit Johnny to stop him throwing Whitney down the stairs.

She was coached to

there's no way that's real right? holy shit if it is I'm a fan of Depp for life

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>Johnny was holding Amber's hair and repeatedly beating her face in with his other hand
Why do these people think that they can get away with lying about this extremely obvious shit? If this happened, her face would be completely destroyed.

The new Schrodinger's Cat, I shall dub it Depp's Redbull.

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could fit a body

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You're not actually supposed to object nonstop, yesterday was a hilarious anomaly because Amber's lawyer seemed to completely forget how to ask proper questions and Camille jumped on that.

Disappointed he hasn't said nigger even once

Man, woman, divorce, drama, lawsuit, not my business, next.

she doesn't come off as impartial and seems way too eager to defend Amber.

its a made up figure, end of the story.
These people really lie very straight-forward and they hope that their lies all drown out in the shuffle

When is gonna testify about the monster

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Maybe they look at the jury so much because they're all looking bored out of their minds and antagonistic and they're just not used to that and don't know how to interpret it.

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the face of johnnys male lawer is hilarious. i think he is pissed because of her weak objections

If you have pent up anger from your everyday life and no other outlet to let it ou it'll bubble up to the surface when you get drunk.

I think another guy/girl said there was a table between them too?

of course it's real
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>Amber Heard's team calls The Monster to the stand.

>he punched my sister in the face repeatedly and destroyed everything
>direct contradiction to her sister
Preemptive F for her on cross

There is a text where he says negroes

what did he mean by this expression bros

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>le monster

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Thud Gunderson

What an ass

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Imagine sticking your dick in Whitney and right as you're about to cum she wraps her legs around you, grabs your neck pulling you down and forces her tongue in your mouth as you cum with the force of a thousand suns in her tight minge and forever enhance her genetic line with Yorkshire DNA.

brappp

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She getting called a liar now?

why would they object? please give some insight where it would be a good place for them to object.
Or do you want them to object for the sake of just objecting?

Well rarely was she sober

Bros i'm going insane how could he hold her head and bash it with the other hand and yet come out with no fucking swelling and bruises??

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Really makes you think.
Also
>amber: i never cheated, i loved him and PLEDGED to be faithful!
>shrink: amber never cheated!
>amber's sister: she never cheated, johnny cheated!
>io: amber would never cheat
>amber's witness: uh yeah i saw like 50 people sneaking into Amber's room while Depp was away, i lost count of how many
Why can't they sync their stories?

why man

because they dont live in reality and are sheltered. Women are fucking retarded and have no idea how strong a man actually is when enraged and wanting to beat them.

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Will JD bring In Kate moss as a witness? Amber mentioned her so now she can testify

>I should buy a boat

youtube.com/watch?v=IfGIQ3_CMw4
Call the FBI! Amber Heard BUSTED trying to intimidate Johnny Depp’s witnesses?!

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nobody knows
he's impossible to read

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Absolute unit

amber is completely different when her sister is testifying. I wonder if she is worried she said some dumb stuff that's gonna be picked up on.

Well, I found it funny.

>a rare moment I was sober
HOW CONVENIENT

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no idea but yesterday they literally objected everything and now there is almost nothing. i want camille back

Holy fuck. Whitney was Amber's bankai. It's over for Johhny. He is donezo.

How much is Epstein wishing he hired Johnny's workers right now as he watches this from his secluded island?

>Johnny threw a knife at his secretary, they got mildly annoyed but aren't gonna testify btw
>johnny threw a red bull can at his assistant and she didn't even notice

Epstein must be SEETHING right now

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JOHNNY NO

Guys, catching up now, were the video depositons of AH leeches as bad for Johnny as the youtube lawyers are saying they were. Can they trully cost them the case?

>implying you wouldn't

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heh

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>RTH
Based schizobro

Amber still staring longingly at Johnny.

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super healing factor acquired when she step on some weed when she was a child

>the old ugly feminist psychologist that looked like she needed a psychologist herself
>the simp FTM tranny
>the jew bitch from yesterday that called johnny "the monster"
>this ugly freeloader drug addict bitch

why are all of amber's witnesses such unlikable failures? meanwhile johnny had the wholesome gay butler, the vaping latino that gave zero fucks, the mommy psychologist that mogs amber to the grave

Mhrm, the cross could be proper kino if the big girl has enough confidence to grill this cunt proper.

So you have no idea what you are talking about and just want them to object for the sake of objecting?

Nice OP and thread work my dude, from, one OP maker to another ;^)

>RARE OCCASION WHERE I WAS SOBER
holy kek

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This is like a woman guessing your dick size 9 inches when its 5. Women are literall this retarded.

she's very smug today

who is she ? pls

She probably has the conversation of a box of expensive shoes.

>shot a few negroes
huh?

Side by side.

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Where's her chin?

Wait, we're actually gonna get cross today?

It's not even at the 2nd break and we're already this far ahead in the timeline? Whitney is so nervous and she's just blitzing this shit so far lmfao

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BPD roasties be like that.

brutal mogging

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>why are all of amber's witnesses such unlikable failures?
Because she is

Based

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>yeah this will take 2 minutes tops for the jury

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the same thing happens to certain skin toned athletes

she must have hated her sister growing up.

>just be confident girl

kino

Leave her alone

maybe a bit hopefully. what is left here, like 2 hours?

the simp ftm tranny was so bizarre

She's not fooling anyone with that double padded underwire bra.

Well, Amber's still comfortably the third most attractive woman in this case so far.

Do Americans really?

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Yeah, I am convinced she would totally rape Johnny given the chance

what's the problem johnny was just doing a little remodeling

OH NO NO NOT THE CLOTHES RACKS WHAT A MONSTER CALL THE POLICE
Life is unfair.

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thanks man
I don't usually bake

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IS BENNYCHAD, DARE I SAY IT, /OURBRO/

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what's the over-under on her having a black boyfriend?

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Oh my god... an overturned clothing rack.
The jury moves to impose the death penalty.

She's given up on trying to appear as a battered abuse victim and is now trying to get the simp audience and maybe some magazine covers

Birds of a feather

nope

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The other two being the doctor and the lawyer?

of coursh

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Not sure, team Heard like to take their time and I don't think they have any more witnesses.
Maybe 3 hours left of today I think

imagine how much cock this broad has sucked for coke?

femchud

Pretty great of him to do the white people smile.

no face no case
maybe she's affiliated

Are they really, genuinely hedging proof of abuse on the fact three people have confirmed the apartment is a mess?

Dr. Curry and Camille for 1st and 2nd respectively.

>evidence of NDA
>selling shit to the newspapers

heh, of course not.

It was expected but she's already at this part of the timeline. She's went so fast with the testimony

>an NDA is a way to keep your mouth shut
WOW what a totally unbiased way of defining it

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I want B.Chew to chew this bitch out in cross

I DON'T BELIEVE I SIGNED IT.

>v card
kek

jiggy
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s-she’s looking right at us..

Elaine's been able to get much more of a word in this time around than yesterday. Just shows what a fucking retard Amber really is. She has to have her hand held by everyone.

Me in the back.

sofia rose

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How much time you wasted making it retard

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you didn't even called him and yet he already knows you fucked up

Fair choice.

>still looks better than the original
lmao

A nigger took his photo

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That’s why I posted it kek

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if she saw Jonny smashing her sister, how come she didn't call the policy? hahahahhaha what a wack sister.

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You know the thing about Amber…she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, he doesn't seem be living, until she bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.