/jdt/ - Zach Galifianakis edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions

those video depositions continue today, unfortunately
let's all simmer down now and have a nice clean day in court

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=nfhu-DadOGs&ab_channel=Nerdette'sNewsStand
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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Check em

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i want to cuddle with rocky in her yoga outfit

Angery man

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OH MY GOD FINALLY
what are we having for lunch bros?

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turdsisters its over

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checcckkkk eeemmm

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alright, shower it is for me

what are we drinking lads?
i'm on my third g&t mega pint

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oh shit it's lunch
what is everyone having today

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youre really bad at this

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What we eatin

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It'll work one day.
Have some nice booba for your attempt

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LIVE WITNESS AT 1:45
its about fucking time

chicken pot pie

IT'S AMBOVER

its over deepbros.
josh drew just desyoryed us

I'll go make a burger if you want, I have the grill ready
Just need to prepare the bacon

Former Jury Duty chad here.

AHs defense so far is just poor. In most Jurys a consensus is usually made when we got to hear from both parties. With Camilles cross alone, Jurys mind is already made up. Only way to "fix this" would be for AHs team to provide new evidence and not just get her friends (who don't even like her anymore lmfao) to repeat exactly what she said while admitting they saw nothing.

What the FUCK is AHs team doing? I actually want Johnny Team to lose because it seems like he has won public opinion and I love seeing the seethe in real time

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Guys, I figured it out.

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candy

a mega pint

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I missed it. Elaborate pls

A beef sandwich with cheese - the classic

>the last 10h have just been her friends coming and saying they saw nothing abusive was happening

Yuck tattoos

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That's lunch, Im going to have some enchiladas and piuur wa'a.
Also looks like we're gonna have a live witness after lunch.

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The 911 call for those who haven't heard it.

youtube.com/watch?v=nfhu-DadOGs&ab_channel=Nerdette'sNewsStand

predictive programming for this very case. something big is going to happen.

White people food

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I just called it nice booba, not nice everything

Fried Chicken wings and burgers baby. Yes I am not black

OK LADS wine industry fag here. I'm trying to identify exactly the wine that was poured by our boy for the famed Megapint. It looks like a Bordeaux shaped magnum 1.5L of something, but the contrast is so high I can't make out the back label.

Does anyone have the video where we might get a frame where it's ID-able? I want to get a bottle.

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Where's the Grilled food?

>hour lunches

how do i get into judging

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Claiming CourtTV reporter, former Miss Arkansas

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Muffins

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It's a long and arduous process, you have to be VERY familiar with the law and pass a number of exams.

Fuck I am drinking wine tonight

YOUR HONOR, THE "PEPPERONI PIZZA SLICE" I RECEIVED FROM THE CAFETERIA FOR LUNCH HAD BUT ONE SLICE OF PEPPERONI ON IT, HARDLY FITTING OF ITS NAME. I MOVE THAT I BE REIMBURSED AND THAT THE MENU BE RE-EVALUATED.

Go have a fried snickers you absolutely shameless Brit

t. Actual White.

Lmfao, all of the youtube lawfaggots are reporting that the Jury are trying to stay awake and one is seething over a sore neck.

The only time they've taken notes these 2 days was during the Camille cross.

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what the fuck is that counting in the background?

woooooooo lad

Is everyone else seeing the cam outside the court building now?
kino

You should have seen the Chauvin or Rittenhouse trial, they had a break every 1h and lunches ALWAYS got extended for hours

Meat and cheese, bit of fruit, and a cup of tea.
Lifting an' all that.

Claiming Shannon

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please, this is a johnny fren zone

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I get hour lunches, supervisor in a paper distributor.
Only downside is I have to work saturdays for half a day. Also another downside, is that Im mexican.

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Timer so there's a confirmation of when the call was placed to eliminate any discrepancies in witness testimony and operator testimony.