Finland is fucked

>The response of the Russian Federation to Finland's decision to join NATO will be a "surprise" and will be taken primarily by the military, taking into account the whole range of factors and features that will accompany the country's membership in the alliance, Maria Zakharova said

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>Finland is fucked
lol no, Russia can't win against Ukraine. They will have absolutely no chance against Finland, if the start shit.

Oh Maria. Spicy today arent you?

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It will actually be easier, only if we have available troops, of course.

If they will start a war with Finland, it will be a very short one and completely one sided. Massive saturation missile bombardment of key military and civilian infrastructure. No need to send troops anywhere. Finland would become a non factor overnight.

In finland, we have a saying: "Se koira älähtää johon kalikka kolahtaa"
Which roughly translates to: "The dog that yelps is the one that has been thumped by the stick"

>It will actually be easier

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fuck around and find out.

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How's that special evacuation operation from azovstal going on taras?

Are you dense? They have no interest in Finland, it's Saint Petersburg but with six months of darkness.

>only if we have available troops
How may do you need?
10000000?
20000000?

How was the river crossing in Ukraine?

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Dog that barks doesn't bite.

Same thoughts. Saint Petersburg already has everything. Glassing Finland and then negotiate their peace treaty.

Turkey already says they are blocking the application. Get fucked.

ri pparst88xx

>IF ONLY

I'm not Russian and I'm just stating facts. Unlike Ukraine, Russia doesn't want Finnish land. They just want a buffer zone. They don't give a fuck about you or your people. They'd annihilate key targets and ignore you. You could put up a fight if they actually invaded. A defensive one. But what if they just bomb you and ignore you? You literally have no power projection after they destroy your key infrastructure and after you launch whatever limited retaliatory strikes. That would be it. All that would be necessary afterward, is some weekly missile maintenance, to keep you in the dirt and prevent you from repairing shit. You certainly wouldn't have the means to advance onto any relevant Russian land. Maybe in the middle of nowhere, north, in Siberia. Nobody would care, not even the polar bears.

I'm starting to wish Erdogan just says no to the NATO process for good. Maybe then we can get normal news back here.
I was pretty excited about the membership at first but when you read 3-4 weeks of nothing but NATO news it will become tiresome, at least the Ukraine events were interesting.

this. Finland is terrible to invade. Very rigid terrain full of rocks and densly forested with many lakes and rivers. Unless they want to carpetbomb helsinki I don't see any possible win without making a total genocide.

You won't do shit

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Basically. Finland is irrelevant compared to Ukraine. The population is unrelated to Russia, they don't have any meaningful resource and their numbers are pitiful compared to Ukraine's. It's just sad. These wars against Russia are all pointless. The best thing anyone could do, is to maintain warm relations and trade, to have cheap food, oil and gas. Nobody would have to die, the cost of living would be lower and more people would be happy. But I guess that is the problem. They don't want people to be happy.

What's there to invade? Precision missile strike all military infrastructure, power generation, telecommunications and fuel deposits. That's it. They cannot do anything to hit you back and they have a major mess on their hands. It's literally over.

but didn't ukraine just use up all the weapons of every nato country? what's left to defend finland?

I doubt Russia will attack Finland, even though it is in a strategically important area. 90% of the Finnish identity is based around hating ryssa neekeri, the other 10% around wanting to kill self. What's the point?

Finland is completely and irredeemably fucked but that has nothing to do with impotent Russian saber rattling.

Russia already lost 1/3 of the military force in Ukraine.

The 2/3 will be lost to Finnland.

Who will the the 3/3?

They’ve been winning, an no amount of polak cope will change that.

Usually it takes years to join, you and Sweden get fast tracked within 6 months or so which is incredibly fast.

That dog älähts which kalik kalahts

they have like 500,000 reservists that specialize in guerilla-type warfare you saw how last time russians were performed against ambushes

the war would be a long and gruesome fight against the invisible forest finns scattered across the country

Dedovshchina

>Ukraine poke the bear and get abandoned by NATO when shit gets real

>Sweden and Finland do the same

>Blocked by Erdogan less than 1 hour after announcement to join NATO

>Now stuck with a thermonuclear next door superpower neighbor you’ve just threatened by inviting American nukes

SWEDEN AND FINLAND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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>Precision missile strike all military infrastructure, power generation, telecommunications and fuel deposits
That's literally what Russia tried to do in Ukraine, until they almost ran out of missiles, lol

This. I doubt Russians will even atempt to invade Finland. They can just fuck their military infrastructure and call it a win.

yes go die for you gynocentric American puppet state

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Russia doesn't even have any troops in the border, they all went to die in Ukraine.

don't worry UK already promised them they will help them in case of invasion :))))

>It will actually be easier,
Probably true, given how fucking tiny Finland is
>only if we have available troops, of course.
And planes. Finland would btfo your air force. The f35 is actually a good plane and slavshit has basically been proven to be vaporware. Not that it matters, because you don't have the men to do it anyways since the hohols are far from being beaten, you can't mobilize competently trained and equipped units very fast at all, and your professional army is taking losses at an unsustainable rate as it is. Russian can't do shit against Finland without pretty much giving Donbass back the the ukies, at least not for another year

True. The ran out of missiles too. That was crazy.

Explain it to the retard who started this war.

Cool. Nato larpers can go the fight the war they instigated. I'll resign from the reserve.

Well, Finland has like 6 brigades, so we need at least the same amount maybe up to 60-90 btgs.
Actually, there was a lot of successful river crossings in Izium and Southern Ukraine.

russians are still free to rim my ass anytime however

>if we had 10 gorrilion men it would be easy
No shit vatnig

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I doubt modern western liberal democracy will mobilize so much

Also the Finn's would rack up winter war level k/ds if Russian performance in Ukraine is an indicator. Finn's lost in 40, and would probably lose against a mobilized and focused Russia, but it would still be a fucking slaughter

Finland isn't typical globohomo state, they are have eastern traces and are more manly, they are ready to fight you

Oh yes, the (((6 million russian casualties)))

The fins that fought the soviets were actual men who knew how to hunt and live in the outdoors. Fins today are globohomo computer nerds and furry faggots. Its over.

Problem is that UK and Finland are in their own defensive pact, so at the very least the island monkeys are getting involved

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user, what part of Russians wouldn't invade didn't you understand? They literally wouldn't cross the border. They'd bomb the key targets, things that mattered. They'd deprive them of electricity, communications, ammo and equipment, gas for travel and create a humanitarian crisis. They wouldn't send soldiers in. Russia would stay on the defensive. If Finland wanted to counterattack, after depleting their missile stores, they'd have no other avenue of attack, other than a land invasion against an enemy who specializes in artillery. Good fucking luck.

Modern russian soldiers are drunk and incompetent too even more so than soviet soliders during winter war

>computer nerds
People sitting behind computers cause 90 % of the casualties these days.

I bet you took all of your booster shots.

Already got me a Finnish refugee gf, thanks Ivan.

imagine them all lined up around you tied up on the floor and they take turns pissing on your face and stepping on your balls

Yes

>finland doesn't have air and missile defence systems

>You literally have no power projection after they destroy your key infrastructure and after you launch whatever limited retaliatory strikes.
F35s over Petersburg would be fucking epic. I don't care how little damage they do vis-a-vis Russian strikes, the fact of it happening would be insanely embarrassing for the regime. More so than Finland's whole rail network getting destroyed

Holy shit you are stupid. Please try with 60 - 90 btg.

>And planes. Finland would btfo your air force. The f35 is actually a good plane and slavshit has basically been proven to be vaporware.
How? There is air defenses, it's not like they would do dogfighting meme or whatever. And I doubt Finnish plane numbers are sufficient to do significant damage.

You mean the war against Ukraine? That's different. Russia WANTS the south and the east of Ukraine. They will take it and annex it. They need boots on the ground. But Finland? They don't give a fuck. They'd bomb them, render their shit useless and ignore them. If the Finns wanted to retaliate after using all of their long range missiles and other shit, they'd have to cross into Russia and die in droves.

How do modern Finns compare to the ones from a century ago though?

Finland will be more than fine. Russia wont do jack shit.

The modern Russian soldier is like the Russian soldier back then: an ill-trained drunken slave soldier.
The modern Finn is a nihilistic psycho who would love to kill people with their unleashed weaponized autism because life is so boring and gay.

If only russians could eat something other than potatoes in the coming years

Finland is about 55% the size of Ukraine and Russia won't care about handling the civilians and civil infrastrucure with kid gloves like they are in Ukraine. Russia will mop them up in short order.

finland isn't corrupt country, so that's already an advantage over russians

its the same german cuck making anti-finland, anti-sweden, anti-nato and pro russia threads again

ukraine had more...look at them

Finland has trannies in parliament too?

>They'd bomb them, render their shit useless and ignore them
Russians tried to do this in Ukraine! It didn't work!

Cool.

So what? They'd be overwhelmed. Russia would launch their hypersonics against Finnish AA batteries first. They're literally uncounterable. Dunno why this triggers you so much. Russia doesn't care about you if you leave them alone. Why don't you?

F35 is worthless.

>Actually, there was a lot of successful river crossings in Izium and Southern Ukraine
Yeah, but those were basically uncontested because the ukies were full on retreating, and you had taken out their satcoms, which they use to control their artillery

Modern Finns are barely restrained emotionally dead psychos and being able to kill a Russian would be the thrill of their life because the only other stuff to do is get a divorce and shitpost on the internet until you get old and die in "mysterious drunken ice fishing circumstances"

Putin is a dickless drama queen, total loser.

>Finland is terrible to invade. Very rigid terrain full of rocks and densly forested with many lakes and rivers. Unless they want to carpetbomb helsinki I don't see any possible win without making a total genocide.

I agree, just nuke the finngols and call it a day.

>still haven't capured kharkiv even though it's right on the border
Ukraine campaign was a total disaster for russians, nothing would justify that, everything is wrong. Not even mutts predicted ukraine to hold on for that long

Wrong again. Ukrainians still have electricity and communications.

Russia isn't doing that in Ukraine they would do it on Finland.

So what exactly is stopping Russia from just nuking Sweden and Finland off the map to avoid it falling into NATO hands?

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Does the Russian regime really want to take that bet? I doubt it.

But the question is, would carpet bombing us even be a good idea? All sympathies would be on our side, literally everyone on this planet would hate russia for bombing someone just out of spite, even china. With ukraina, the whole nazi thing might have worked a little, but bombing a country who just wants to strenghten their defences would make the aggressor look really bad. It would be way harder to spin as peacekeeping. But then again, would russia care about that at this point

Why do degenerates think that Fingolia can really do something against Russia with the size of their army?

Exactly. Because Russia already used most of their precision missiles, and they can't use aircraft because they would get shot down.

You’re a gay retard go worship your jewrat manlet comedian back on r*ddit with the rest of the future suicides

So just like 1930s finns

>Ukraine campaign was a total disaster for russians
stop lying to us, and stop deluding yourself.
Ukros gonna get fucked, your timetable is irrelevant.

Russia can't carpet bomb anything, the Tupolevs would get shot down way before even crossing the border.

Wouldn't Russia do it's typical invasion tactics in Finland though? Since it considers Ukraine "Russian" they aren't do their usual shit of mass bombing and raping everyone.

fuck off, you worthless, retarded polack

>coping this hard
Russia isn't handling Ukraine with kid gloves, it is however showing military incompetence at pretty much every turn. Bad military infrastructure, poorly trained troops, poorly equipped troops, bad military tactics, outdated equipment (see poorly equipped troops as well) The list goes on and on.

Everyone is going to see it. They would have to nuke the planet just to try an get away with it. If they sink places like finland, sweden or britain but don't fire at the U.S, Canada, Germany, etc then their lives are over.

>F35 is worthless.
Topkek

Because even Russia understands the value of shitty PR, you cannot just rape everyone with artillery and shit you need to go in and hold it with men and for that you need nominal support at least