NUCLEAR HAPPENING: STOCK MARKET CRASH

ITS ONLY NOON
-8% BY 4PM
NOW THAT YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
ARE YOU HAPPY YET user?

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bullish

I made money shorting SPY again.
When you’re a speculator you always win.

Stay poor retard..

what about-22%?

It'll crash if it hits circuit breakers. Right now is pretty normal red day in this bear market so far.

Damn, was there bad news in the Depp/Heard trial or something?

when will nasdaq be under 10k, that's when the real fun starts

Let me know when the DOW sinks below 25k

Goodluck

The sell off today is allegedly because of Target missing earnings.

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>this is how we beat russia
how low can we go!?

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This will be memory holed in 6 hours.

guess you could say... they missed their target

Heard is winning so it's a red day.

-25% target
-10% walmart
-12% costco
-7% kroker
user its not a typical red day
its retail apocalypse

>NOW THAT YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
I own a house and a farm while you spent all your cash on digital magical beans

>-30 NASDAQ FROM ALL TIME HIGH
>-20 % SP 500 FROM ALL TIME HIGH
>NORMAL DAY
ngmi

I don't have any stonks. Fees good.

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lol, a slow burn of red day after red day is WAY worse than circuit breaker hitting. see March 2020 and the subsequent money printer.

>The retail giant reported a stunning 52% drop in profit for the first quarter, badly missing Wall Street's forecasts. The company blamed higher expenses due to continued supply chain disruptions. Consumers also are holding back on nonessential purchases because of rampant inflation.
Must be an indicator for how the middle class is doing.

Well that's why I'm saying so far. We've seen -3.00% S&P500 days in the past few months so it's not a crash yet, we just trending downwards. We could still crash later on today, especially in sour hour.

this is why catalonia needs to be perma-banned.

>is allegedly because of
Never listen to that shit.
It's just some jew who says the first bullshit that pops.
Large scale market actions are generally not knowable and not attributable to some single causal factor

nooooooooo delete this antisemitic post only crypto is taking losses, buy silver!

For sure. Honestly I think we're looking at a Lost Decade situation but globally.

should i spend all the money i have in bank before it is too late kek?

that would make our time on the board rather... short lived

God damn it Carlos!

Perfect time to buy rookie. Buy low sell high. We vets call this 'the fire sale' see you in 5 years in the Seychelles

So is today finally the day?

>Consumers also are holding back on nonessential purchases
people are starting to get enough sense that it's disrupting the system.

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I bought this morning, so naturally it dumps.
I should let my friends know in advance whenever I am about to place an order, they could probably lake a lot of money by shorting whatever I am about to buy.

>Buy low sell high
that's now what Any Forums though me

Loading up on calls for green day tomorrow. Happy trading fellas!

There's nothing nuclear about this.
Get an education.

kek it was barely worth it at its previous price. They can shove that goy swill up their assholes

Thanks just bought another $2000 of VTSAX

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>-8% in one day
newfriend detected

oh no! nonononono ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Tell me when it crashes for real. I've soon been waiting for 2 years for the market crash so I can invest.

why? it's trending downward.

it's not going to crash. it's going to bleed for a long time.

What will be?

I auto buy $400 every week and don't care about the short term trend. Long term, the S&P 500 always goes up.

big brain boomer investors know the big line only goes up. They dont want to know it goes up thanks to BBBBBBBRT and not bootstraps.

>Large scale market actions are generally not knowable and not attribuable to some single casual factor
I know exactly the cause of every single market action since it's inception

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>missing the fucking point
$1.50 combo has been around since literally before you were born. It held steady through recessions since then, except this one, you literal fucking brainlet.

It's been doing this for months retard.

moved all in treasuries two months ago, newfag. if you didn’t see this coming, you’re exactly who they intend to shear