/jdt/ - Best Friends Forever edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions

those video depositions continue today, unfortunately
let's all simmer down now and have a nice clean day in court

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=uSTOcyevIOE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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female witnesses are cringe
male witnesses are based

Check em

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>Have you ever seen him strike her
>no
>have you ever seen her throw a phone at her
>no
>have you ever seen him hit her with a fist
>no

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STOP ANSWERING QUESTIONS SO FAST I NEED A WHOLE LORE FOR MY FANFIC

A N G E R Y

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So wait did I mishear or this is Amber Heard's witness? Cause he's just fucking said that JD is fucking awesome and never hit her once.

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This is a defense witness?
Literally paints JD as a saint.

amber's team has laid out solid testimonies today. depp is finished

might as well post this over

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this is going fast

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E X C E E D I N G L Y

i can't believe how many mooches johnny let hang around. why would you let this weirdo stay in your apartment?

i want to sniff their vaginas

I’m gonna make it this time

second chance rolling

>hand tattoo
God I hate LA

i don't care who (((wins))), i'm just here for the free entertainment

SEXXXXXXXXXXX

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was this guy really banging Rocky?
she settled for this?

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This guy is much better on the ears

Damn i'm late
When did it start?

Magic shitpost on the wall, give me the wifest of them all.

its ambers witness. not a single person ever witnessed JD being violent, what is he supposed to say?

Got a 99 last thread but not in the replies. Roll

This time for sure.

Roll

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO CLOSE

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>not filename My, Myself & Trannè

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rooooooolllll

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CourtTV tits magee posted the roster

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Pennington is a 5/10 tatted whore

S P O R A D I C A L L Y

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In Hollywood, they are called “beards.”

Nearly three hours ago. We got through Rocky, which was a slough.

Might as well reroll.
Uzza buzza i cast a spell
numbers

this guy does not give a fuck about this drama lmao

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I will have better luck this time.

test

rolling

sneed

he got a tattoo of crabby apu?

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Countless times he saw Amber drunk.

I’m surprised this retarded trial gets this much attention here.

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rerooollll

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>whiteny
Ambers fucking sister gonna be amazing.

oh sick, thanks

So why even call him if he's literally destroying her case and saying JD never hit anyone and she was a drunk lunatic.

Was this filmed in 2019 or is that an error?

>Makeup artist.
That's gonna be retarded

Where’s Camille? She should be 99 instead of the dried up roastie

Once again I am asking you to gib 66 wife.

Yes, it was filmed back then.

roll again

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It's a video deposition.

roll

A RABBI

Rolling, wish me luck boys.

>We HEARD what happened in the morning

what the actual fuck how is this not hearsay?

Jesus, that trans fag aged poorly. Poor fucker looks more like a rat now.

>rabbi
Time for a spergout

A rabbi?

A RABBI?
DA JOOZ

He would be a 'skirt'. She would be his 'beard'.

my helpful wife

I'm realistic about my expectations

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here she is on my 33 digits

>A RABBI


OH NO NO NO

Huh im fine with this

go

JEWS MENTIONED NEW THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=uSTOcyevIOE

hmmm he just said he never *witnessed* it, doesnt necessarily mean anything
it was the same with rocky, then she started talking all that shit about johnny so wait for team ambers questions

>May 27
That's a Friday. Why that day and not May 31, the day after Memorial Day?

>Ms. Inglessis, does this look like lighting and makeup to fake an 'injury'?
>Yes it does
>No further questions

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do you think if i was there johhny's chef would have made me some tendies?

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it's fucking hilarious bro, are we supposed to talk about some retarded slavnigger war instead

fuck it.
Also a fucking RABBI oy vey

roll final

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>Amber's friend
>A rabbi
Kek

This guy has dark circles around his eyes. Did, dare I say it, Johnny hit him too?

RABBI
>RABBI
RABBI
>RABBI

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the jews were involved, its over

HEAVY
TITS
HEAVY
TITS
H E A V Y
T I T S

yeah can I get uhhh, number 55?

>A rabbi
Hmmmmmm interesting

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Come the fuck on

>30

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>antifa terrorist gives one final blm salute before being gassed
>colorized, 2043

interesting choice user, please expound

Take your ugly bitch and fuck off

>Yo lil Jonny! I just took a FAT SHIT in your bed and blamed it on the DOG! How do you like them MEGAPINTS ya 9 fingered baby!

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okay this for sure

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>amends
Wonder if amber fucked him

Ha! Amber wanted to be friends once he was going to be called as a witness!

I want a qt

didn't she "make ammends" with another witness? she's trying to call up everyone and get them on her side. I forget who the other friend was but I'm sure of it

this dude looks just like Nick Offerman

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The girls were hustling to get to Cochella.

>Hey Josh, I love you and I miss you and I want to reconnect bbs!

fuck, rolling!

he probably thought she will

Angry Johnny sounds like a cool guy.

so is the judge a dyke or does she just have a stupid haircut

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>Mr Drew, did you see Mr Depp strike Miss Heard?
>No
>Did Mr Depp ever throw a phone at Miss Heard?
>No
>Did Mr Depp ever call Miss Heard a whore or slut?
>Only if she deserved it
>Did she deserve it, in your opinion?
>Absolutely
>How would you describe Amber Heard?
>Cringe
>How would you describe Johnny Depp?
>Based
>"Based", Mr Drew?
>Exceedingly

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>A fatso for the Merican
wew

noooo this this for suuurreeee

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yes

DENIED

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>fupa

How is this Amber Heard's witness? He's said LITERALLY nothing but good things about JD other than he was drunk once (as opposed to Amber who he said was constantly intoxicated) and that Amber "said" things happened.

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this is the exact thing that another witness said, that amber called him or her shortly before the supneas went out

Objection, rolling

hidden tranny

roll

judge bussin bussin fr no cap

roll

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Amber's team is literally just trying to run out the clock because they have nothing else.

This is the best they can come up with.

why this keep happening this time you will see

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What are we rolling for?

amber totally fucked this guy too

>got the hot Doctor
fuck yes

That's why it's a video, because AH's team thinks it is a bad look for her.

>hearsay, calls for speculation

Amber literally has no friends.

That's a man right there..

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How in the fuck is this meant to be helping Amber's side?

She's cute and I don't have enough self-esteem to roll for Curry or Reporter Girl

aight

rollan

Boom DOubles! 22 no less.

Why did yoga bitch dumb our bro guys?

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Rollin

i want to fuck raquel pennington

Not true. She’s got a tranny, pedophile drug addict.

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Why are women like this?

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she's "reaching out" to people who are going to provide testimony to get them on her side again. who was the other witness she did that to? this is the second one

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yes

Thanks Spiderman is based

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well it helps her that she made contact with this guy two months before he was disposed to remind him of all the wonderful rimjobs and not to fuck this up for her or she will fucking cut that faggot crab off his hand with a broken bottle of two buck chuck.
veeeeery helpful

I will get Camille

I kind of like this guy. Just the facts. Get it over with...

LATINA officer?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!

This is what happens when you have nothing but your insane client won’t let you settle privately.

rollin' for 57

I miss him so much it's unreal

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>Latina
Yikes, is latinx, bigot!

C O N T E M P O R A N E O U S L Y

No cap rolling

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>going back to the Latina officer….

>Was she wet and horny? Why didn’t you fuck her?

This was my thought as well.

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The gigantic Harvey Wienstein

he's so far being pretty honest. the fact she reached out to him and wanted to have a glass of wine right before the deposition is sketchy as fuck

>the officer described this guy as "generic white male" in her testimony
top kek

so he saw nothing and was poisoned by people gossiping
great witness

Yeah, lucid and concise.

>Correct.

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We’re all getting wives.

She's an old Marine and reservist

roll

yup, quick and to point.
I hate women so much it's unreal.

Generic white male was a guy from To Catch a Predator I think

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bros this sounds like amber and rocky got in a fight

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>what if anything could be done?
is this guy an attorney?!

I hereby forward the motion to call Female Hispanic Law Enforcement Officers as "Lawtinas"
All in favor?

>Did you see Johnny do *Violent or Destructive Act*
No.
Repeat 20 times.

Ah yes, great testimony Amber, very helpful for your case.

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objection rolling

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double check 'em

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Can we photoshop a turd inside the O?

kek

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He does look like he enjoys a nice IPA and a stadium hot dog

mental illness

Did he just say that cops saw that Amber's face was red?
Isn't that a direct contradiction of the police's testimony?

the last stand of implicit whiteness

Saurfang?

fuck rolling again

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>Alright guys, let's get our story straight for the cops!
>Cops show up and nobody will actually talk to them

>I will admit based Dutchbro's statement into evidence. Objections?
>No, Your Honor
>The statement is admitted into evidence

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Roll

The male officer said she looked like she had been crying.

not good enough rolling

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IPAs are so hoppy, not sure why anyone likes that shit but they are literally everywhere here in the US.

How DARE you, she is ex navy.
You clap for her NOW!

because they are so hoppy? Its just a nice bitter taste. Its the same vein as spicy food.

What a damn shame. So many people who should have kids, but don't.

kekekekekeke rolling

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lol this poser has a crab tattoo on his hand?

the dog did it again

>we where all super scared all the time, but we never filed reports or went to hospitals or took photos or even saw anything
The california brain rot is disturbing

rollin'

ohnono curry bros... Corrective rape impregnation is needed.

>posts pic of Mommy Muffin
NGMI

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guys why is he a witness?

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>was it more than 30
>yes
LOL

With these video depositions, how does the questioning work. Does both side's lawyers get a chance to question the person?
How does objection/leading/hearsay work?

It looks different than if the witness is in courts. If so, isn't it 'preferable' to get a witness to do a deposition because you can lead?

Dr mommy is the boss.
66 is the underboss

rolllllllllllllll

>more than 20
>more than 30
>more than 50
Jesus lmao

exactly, i live here and it is insane dealing with the average retard. I've been to oklahoma and there weren't as many vapid mouthbreathers.

Genes responsible for the perception of bitterness. Some have fewer, other turn off with age around 25. They taste fine and are usually pretty balanced compared to the hop bombs from 10 years ago and how watery lighter beers are. I prefer a nice red ale or ESB but IPA isn't much different.

so close

CUMMIN AND GOIN

Sounds like underage me when I tried to buy tobacco for the first time

Is her side literally Californian stereotypes?

yes, both teams are in the questioning at the same time.
objections happen but they're cut from the final video

Woman testifies, cries half the time like a child
Man testifies, gives mature matter of fact account

roll again

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>Elon Musk? Who dat?

S P E C I F I C I T Y

He was present when the cops were called.

yes.

>who was elon musk?

lmao

>can you recognize elon musk?

A clean cut guy like this is a CA stereotype?

Freeloader

I'M A ROCKETMAAAAAAAAN
BURNING OUT MY FUEL UP THERE ALONE

>black rimmed glasses
uh oh

i want a private yoga instruction with rocky, this is boring

the joke was he looks like nick offerman

rollerli

Use the other thread until it dies please.

she's endearing

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oh ok. So the process is just like a normal witness in court?

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Am I having a fucking stroke? How is this AMBER HEARD'S DEFENSE? This guy is fucking slaughtering her.

>Never saw JD do anything violent
>Says AH was constantly intoxicated
>The worst he can say is "she said" and her face was "a bit red"
>Says that AH had more than 50 male visitors while they were married

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Rollllllinnnnggg

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tattoos, do nothing career, freeloader, pushed around by gashes etc etc

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh he confirmed the bitch fucked musk while married

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88 88 88

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66

>40 years on the bench and they put me in charge of this 3 ring circus.
I bet she'll have ptsd from hearing "what if any" over 1,000 times.

I'd be pretty swell to freeload in la of all places.

>mommy
not a mommy

She looks so fed up with this trial, holy shit. I bet she can see right through the Turd's lies.

Jesus Christ, raimi

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yeah, we just don't see everything so time isn't wasted.
the whole video has consent by both plaintiff and the defendant's teams

rowling

Did he? I missed that.

rolling, again

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so close my dude

Covering the Adam's apple

kino

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
THIS IS THE MEME POLICE
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MISUSE OF MEMES
STEP AWAY FROM THE QUICK REPLY WINDOW

If she could morph into a dog, I think she'd be a Dandie Dinmont.

Roll for Vasquez

>retirement ceremony, 2043
>What if any case do you regret taking the most?

same exact shit as the chauvin trial. witnesses fucking over their side simply by being truthful. only this time there isn't a nigger horde ensuring a verdict

Musk would visit the penthouse up to at least a month before the restraining order and divorce.

he said he saw elon coming in while amber and johnny were still married

>It said “REMEMBER THE USS LIBERTY”

My sister has a kid and trust after the shit I've witnessed, I don't want to deal with that. I'm just gonna remain gay.

Let's gooooo

>objections happen but they're cut from the final video
Makes sense, thanks.
Imagine the actual total length of Rocky's testimony

why do feminists shit in the bed?