/jdt/ - HIP OPENING FLOW edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions

those video depositions continue today, unfortunately
let's all simmer down now and have a nice clean day in court

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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a.uguu.se/MrFVZhSg.mp3
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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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This is so fucking boring and obvious bullshit.

Johnny Depp is sleeping

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>Sex with Chew

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>Did you see him hit her?
>no but he was standing there MENACINGLY

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How much more of windows media player do we have to endure??

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Okay, just one question. Why a Honda Civic?

this is not great testimony for depp. she now has two witnesses of at least injuries, even if we don't believe those injuries

Check em Rocky

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SEX

shitty car for a shitty girl

Aquamaaaaaaan

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Imagine letting this freeloading hippie bitch love free in your home then have her lie about you beating women in front of the world.

lol just noticed it's not vlc anymore

it's weirdly specific right

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ITS OVER
ROCKY HAS DESTROYED JOHNNYS CASE
DEEP IS GOING TO JAIL FOR ABUSE

i bet she eats really healthy too, all vegan and fruit and stuff, and her pussy juice tastes amazing

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delicious ass and delicious feet

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many such cases

All these cuts. You can tell she was going off on all sorts of dumb and inane tangients.

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It's getting hairy out there, Depp bros

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Look at the HAVOC this absolute MONSTER wrecked upon the apartment. LOCK HIM UP!

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>arts & crafts

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what, if anything, will you have for lunch?

>a bunch of her friends
versus
>police and medical professionals and pictures
hmmm I know who I believe

>dem soles
thanks bongbro

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footfag from last thread asked for soles kek

ionb4 it was you

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yeah we need this witness fact checked and debunked

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who here /gooning/

i don't blame johnny for beating anyone now, fucking arts and crafts bitches pretending to make money

Kek I've gotta find me one of those

a-a-are those photos!!!! stacked on a bed?!?!?!??!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP ME SHARTBED DOG

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Gimi

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I can't believe this guy just put PICTURES on his BED like this.
For me, it's the chair.

muddies the water

Takeout when the shop fucking opens. I would walk there right now if It weren’t raining and I didn’t have a phobia of four way intersections (I am afraid I will get ran over when I am not looking).

i feel like i'm in an alternate universe listening to this shit. they show a picture of a girl who looks like maybe she got six hours of sleep instead of eight the night before and then the witness looks at the picture and is choking back tears as she describes the horror of total brutality she sees in it. an empty wine bottle is lying on the floor and they're saying it shows total violence and carnage inflicted by a crazy cokefiend. wtf is this?

>we need to make it look like he threw these things but I don't want them broken
>just lays them on the bed

No it fucking doesnt. A medical professional, multiple police, the camera, and other friends of hers didn't see a thing lmao. It makes them look like liars and calls their credibility into question about any of the shit theyre saying right now.

Fish gratin, sweet potato mash, and vegetables

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Things Johnny Depp has been proven to hit

>Phones
>Cupboards
>Doors
>Fruit Baskets
>Tables
>Lemons

Things Johnny Depp hasn't been proven to hit

>Amber Heard

this is a jewess, right?

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a.uguu.se/MrFVZhSg.mp3

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>tear rotator cuff from fapping
>need yoga to heal
>the videos are still there
She’s a genius.

they're sheltered people, user

not me. never seen this girl before. i don't even know what this thread is about.

>this is a jewess, right?

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>Who broke this glass?
>Johnny did
How the fuck would she know? She wasn't there. This is so fucking stupid.

Stop posting this roastie you subhuman faggot.

I just had chicken soup

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NOT THE FRUIT

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>who spilled the fruit?
>johnny

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>floor matt
>clearly a rug
THIS BITCH IS LYING THROUGH HER TEETH

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the virgin legal expert vs. the ascended chad trial broadcast popperbator

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shut up faggot

Make me you memeflag inbreed!

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NOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING FRUIT! HE'S OVER!

Just wait till they get to the PowerPoint presentations.

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The fruit is on the ground, it's over DeppBros.

NOT THE BANANAS!
BAN DEPP FROM ENTERING BRAZIL!

They better hope the jury are also all really sheltered and have never actually seen real injuries before.

she's literally on the television stand right now
it's relevant to discussion

OH GOD SOME SPILLED STICKY NOTES
ITS OVER

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AAAAAH NIGGERMAN HELP ME THERE'S A BANANA ON THE FLOOR

prepare for ASS

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good luck
Had to look up fish gratin. Looks good.
I could go for that

What does that mean

They know they've got nothing so they're trying to make it a big deal that shit like a lemon wedge was knocked to the floor

I missed that, you sure?

Jail is not an issue in this. It's a civil suit for damages. Money. That's it. In a criminal case the state is the plaintiff and the defendant is the accused. In this case Depp is the plaintiff and Amber is the accused. She filed a cross claim for same, so the jury can rule nothing or everything for either one. I'd like to see her have to pay his costs, frankly. That alone could bankrupt her. I say that because she did all this shit to him when his mom died, which is asshole of the year award abuse. Didn't miss a beat calling in Franco and Musk - the back burner guys - as soon as it happened.

He knocked over the documents...

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shit these druggies are hot but only good for a hatefuck

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It’s been an extraordinarily unhealthy month watching this.

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how many of the jurors are thinking to themselves that their own house is messier

imagine the smell

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man, there needs to be a pepe ice cream bar looking just like that

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I want to breed Amber Heard

ONE WINE BOTTLE ON THE FLOOR, UNBROKEN
DID WE GET TOO COCKY JOHNNYBROS?

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THE FRUIT

OH GOD NOT THE FRUITS

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>bottle of blood with blood spilled all over the floor
it's actually over

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It's over, Depp-bros. We got too cocky. This evidence is too damning.

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I told the wine bottle to lay on the floor and it did it the absolute madman

Dey eat da poo poo

I think this is her

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If this has ANY impact on the case Im going to be mad.

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was this bottle:

thrown
swung at someone
smashed
put on the floor

you be the judge

Bottle of BLOOD? METAL AS FUCK

1. Dr Curry
2. Rocky

power gap

8999. Amber Turd

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When I want to do drugs, I line up some coke, roll a joint, and then just walk away and leave it there.

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>OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH UUUUHHHHHHHHH
And I’m spent

Amber getting mogged by half a dozen women in the trial must be devastating to her self-esteem

I HEREBY DECLARE JOHNNY GUILTY OF HITTING AMBER
FUCKING MONSTER

THE PICTURE FRAME WAS LAID OUT ON THE FLOOR UNBROKEN :(

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camille is clearly above rocky

stop posting this tatted whore

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>depp's lawyers call nick rochefort to the stand as a carpet expert
>amber heard gets death penalty

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Commit suicide already incels, imagine lusting after a meth roastie that cannot even remember shit.

Dear lord you're all pathetic.

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THE PICTURE FRAME

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DEEP IS GOING TO JAIL FOR BEING A WIFE BEATER
GET FUCKED INCEL
YOU WILL FOREVER BE A VIRGIN

kek that literally never ever happened

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How good was the pussy? Was it worth it?

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Fuck forgot Camille

I want to breed all white women in the world

what else are we going to do for eight hours
fucking hell man, lighten up

Ok, we're all spent at this point, even Raquel.

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>tfw someone spills wine on your $6000 rug

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this looks like blush

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>wtf is this?
some of the best gaslighting of all time

This chick is such a benzo head, get her pilld up and use her as a sex doll

No. 378284260
>No you for you incel

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camille is way above anyone else's league
caring and loving mommy who loves you and saves your ass in court

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Make sure you get the Property of JD in the picture too!

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these photos are fucking garbage

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I look like that coming out of the shower after using a light scrubbing glove.

Have some self respect and masturbate to Camille you crooked teeth fag.

kek, lets go

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All Hanz on Decke

what is this shape called?

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HOW THE FUCK DID AMBER HEARD SURVIVE ALL THIS ABUSE? "THE MONSTER" LAID THINGS NEATLY ON THE FLOOR ALL THE TIME HE DESERVES THE DEATH PENALTY

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rolling

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HORRIBLE ABUSE AND BRUISES
SLAMMED INTO WALLS

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she also lied and said they were two different photos

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Masonic imagery, why is no one talking bout how this whole trial is MK Ultra, this is Any Forums

gib 66

>johnny
>amber
>rocky
>io
>4 lines cut out
>multiple beers, clearly not alone
>fat joint rolled ready to smoke after breakfast
all this proves is that johnny is a good host

roll

look you're obviously having a day
I have absolutely no interest in continuing this conversation

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oh shit thats the same photo
yeah that left one looks shopped to hell with filters on

Present

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Install mpv you dumbass.

Scary roll

roll

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Look at all that swelling, blood and open wounds.... it's over Johnnybros. She's barely even recognizable.

I'm not sure who I want most; we need an official power ranking

That face is uncanny valley tier and I can’t exactly place why.

rollin

What a shit

Because niggers drive Honda Covics, and they commit murders

>no camille
ngmi

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I have it, cunt, vlc is superior

Camille uses VLC.

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Wow you mean she has more HEARSAY?
Shit it's over now guys, pack it up

Any Forums disagrees

go fight Russians holol stop wasting time here

She looks sexier with a belly

pls give me Camille

oh no

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Sex

wtf i love vlc now

Put a little baby in there.

Who is this ravishing goddess?

Any Forums fucks dogs

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