Why are the British like this

Autism

Kek
I'm almost 48 hours into a fast and I'd smash this right now

Grew up with retards who can't cook because of the war and we charge too much because we're retarded with our money
British food isn't necessarily bad, it's the incompetent cooks. Try making it yourself sometime but adding some seasonings to taste and you'd love it.

Spotted dick

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>cuisine
can you stop saying this please

the mans only skills is cutting a fucking sandwich in half.
he has no other skills

Dumbfuck put the cheese on the bottom

>Why are the British like this
Like what?
Using a knife to cut a sammich?
The horror. Fuckin barbarians

halal*curry

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Literally nothing other than muh yorkshire pudding and muh roastbeef (because roasting meat is somehow not something every cuisine does). In reality, they eat industrialised grub.

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He can make some tasty scrambled eggs. I used his method and came up with some decent eggs.

Why do shitskins always cope about white people not being able to cook? Sorry we were too busy inventing literally every facet of modernity to come up with the most ideal slop combinations.

I don't know - him using a knife to cut that is pretty bad.
Me, personally? I use a masonry hammer to cut my sammiches.
I mean, sure you have to pound the shit out of them and the cleanup can be challenging - plus you go through cutting boards fairly quickly - but it's better than using a fuckin knife like some goddamned caveman.

I had them, they're not that good. All you taste is butter and cream.

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What, you like to taste the cheese?

>carbs on carbs
yum, if only you could get that with macaroni

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Blacks say it because their exposure to White people food is prison and free school meals. Blacks generally don't hang out with White people much, especially when it comes to food, so their experience with Whites is based on what other blacks and the media say. EVERYONE knows ypipo can't cook, after all. Meanwhile, they can't cook themselves and they don't season anything. Their concept of seasoning is many seasonings and/or hot sauce but no salt.

fakkin luvvly jubbly. that's some top grub that is lad.

Looks good.
British cheese is the best, better than French cheese.

t. nigel

Well that's just objectively wrong considering he's a world renowned chef

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I don’t remember them being those. I used the one on his home YouTube channel where he’s creepy with his kids. Either way I don’t make them that way still. Just a little butter and milk and call it a day.

>t. Dave posting from his hotel in Bordeaux

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>NOOOOO THE CHEESE ISNT MELTED HE CANT DO THAT THE CHEESE HAS TO BE ALL MELTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO