Tell me some rape jokes, Any Forums

Tell me some rape jokes, Any Forums.

Attached: FTC_JuLXEAI6nZY.jpg (680x667, 59.32K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=5vTTwh_IFLI
youtube.com/watch?v=k_Vn5RtWOc0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Modern UK.

people are allowed to joke about whatever they want
but people are also allowed to take offense and let you know how they feel

lets make some slavery jokes

ok. i will.

>Don’t drop the soap
Op is a soi feed dweeb funkopop collector he needs to go back to the r-word

Do you know why rapists are so hard to identify? Because most women kiss with their eyes closed.

Attached: Pepe22.jpg (663x661, 373.95K)

>laughed at many good jokes about rape
>"....that's what she said!"
>"....so I bent her over right there!"
>"...turn around!"
>"...open your mouth!"
>"....oh, you're going to swallow it"
I bet she's really fun at parties

what do four out of five people enjoy?
Gangrape

Attached: 1565834659451.gif (300x225, 1.72M)

Finally
Based Yank actually reading my words instead of just looking at the picture
Rare

More rape jokes please

Low energy rape joke
Pity you didn't put as much effort into your joke as you do with your shitty insults

A feminist goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So he rapes her.

Broken roastie clock is right once in a while

Gimme the rope joke tweet lmao

so two fags are in the shower and one is buttraping the other. the phone rings. the raping fag tells the other fag not to cum until he returns. when he returns, he finds there is semen on the shower wall. furious, he slaps the faggot and exclaims that he said not to cum. the butt pummeled faggot meekly replies that he's sorry but he didn't cum, he just farted.

Here

Attached: download (3).jpg (230x219, 10.8K)

No one cares about your feelings. I specifically am in a line of work where I am immune to the slaves of the left and their dogmatic slave mentality. Eat shit. This is why white men’s only clubs should come back. O wait we have that on the inter webs

Attached: E1AB6221-D756-44BB-AAF5-47978CEB6CE0.png (517x508, 228.24K)

Not pixelated enough

Better resolution

Attached: images.jpg (568x540, 34.75K)

How do you stop a nog from raping you?
Wear a job application as underwear.

Holy shit, i didn't expect that

Attached: Huhuhu.png (352x405, 73.66K)

>flag
>Rapes a woman
Why am I not surprised

Kek it's funny because you don't expect it to end like that

Ty my man

Hi, Sheila. You know the rules.

>flag
because you're either a moron or a sikh

Attached: 1652720045651.png (846x640, 440.47K)

Tell me about the looting n Chicago last weekend

fucking retard

bait works better when you reply to an actual comment and don't use a memeflag

Neither, street shitter. Tell a funny joke or leave

No seriously it's start of as some kind of dad joke then the last part makes it funny. I love dark humor, maybe it's not for everyone.

Norm's the best one ever at this.
youtube.com/watch?v=5vTTwh_IFLI

Attached: unseemly.png (1210x878, 828.49K)

*it starts off

>a woman in a fur comes into a bank for cashing a check
>teller says "sorry ma'am but there is no such name or account"
>woman shrieks: "I WAS BEING RAPED"

>serious replies to a fucking joke
ngmi retardo

Attached: 1657356326566.png (512x512, 209.12K)

I called for rape advice line last night turns out it's just for victims.

KEK based pinoy

youtube.com/watch?v=k_Vn5RtWOc0

Ok so a lady goes to a sex shop right, and the guy behind the counter says:
"Yo, got this new stock in, its called the Voodoo dildo, its magic."
and so the lady says "What do you mean its magic, how does it work?"
So the guy says: "You say whatever you want fucked and it just works, you say Voodoo dildo my pussy, it'll start fucking your pussy, say voodoo dildo my throat, it'll fuck your throat"
so she buys the dildo, goes home to use it, and its really good, it works just the way he said it would, but a few orgasms in she realizes she can't turn the thing off, the guy never told her how!
So she gets in the car while this thing is drilling away at her cunt, and shes speeding, and she gets pulled over, and this cop comes over, and she asks her why she was speeding, and the lady explains and the cop says:
"Mam, with all due respect, voodoo dildo, my ass."
and then you can guess what happens.

>woman goes on a trip to africa, kidnapped by gorilla.
>gorilla takes woman to monkey tree and rapes her day and night for three weeks
>woman escapes, returns home, calls confidante
>confidante is shocked "omg terrible how do you feel"
>woman: "very bad. it's been a week now and he has not called me on the phone yet. typical."

Kek this is a good one too

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

BOB SAGET
WHO RAPED
AND KILLED
A GIRL
IN 1990

Bob and Dave are in jail, and they sleep in a bunkbed. Bob sleeps on the top bunk, Dave sleeps on the bottom one.
One night, a pack of niggers breaks into their cell and rapes Dave, but Bob doesn't notice because he's a heavy sleeper. Dave tells him about his rape, but Bob doesn't believe him.
The next night, the pack of niggers breaks into their cell again, and rape Dave again. Bob still doesn't notice. Upset, Dave suggests that they switch beds, to which Bob agrees.
The third night, the pack of niggers break into their cell once again, but before they start raping, one of the niggers says to the others:
>hey, we've already raped the guy in the bottom bunk 2 times, and I've gotten bored. Let's rape the one on the top bunk now.

Why are spinach and anal sex similar?
>if you're forced to have it as a kid, you're not gonna like it as an adult

Damn the Filipinos are on fire today