Take the doll pill

yeah but is it tight? and do you have to have a small cock for it to feel good?
i've been thinking of getting one for ages
oh and can you cuddle with it?

have fun cleaning up your smelly silicon cum dumpster

Now buy one of these and pretend to be a family man.

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Any furry versions?

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i'm probably gonna get one of these. i cannot tolerate women and prostitutes are very expensive.

Oh and very tight need lots of water based lube. Think it could take 8 inches

can it do anal and without lube?

is the packaging discreet?

Waiting for furry models.

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>a fleshlight that doesn't require lube
i wish such a thing existed.

I'll get one if my wife divorces me. I think I am done with women...

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I want one. Can you simply stuff it into a travelbag to hide/store it?
Leaves zero kids to worry about wasting my money and time on as well

too old

Since all women are vaxxed and a liability for many reasons other than being spike protein factories I've taken the fleshlight pill and it's great. Yes I only have sex with rubber and yes I am OK with it.

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take the shit pill
Mmm yum

That thing looks retarded. why do all that work? Get something that will just make you cum so you aren’t fucking a silicon doll all day. some kind of hands free dick sucking device. then you can’t just be done with it like a real woman.. that’s the fun part, getting your rocks off then not messing with the thing. or just have sex

How old are you kid

Only this thing: elsababe.com/index.php/catalog/product/view/_ignore_category/1/id/251/s/sex-and-sensuality-sex-dolls/

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ima getting tired of hoes
even tho they coast like 50-70 € per fuck, but there is still drama
>older irl then photos
>fatter
>pregnant
>drunk or drugs
all happend to me

If I had no visit from family and friends I would get a doll

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Only thing stopping me is the humiliation of washing the doll during post nut clarity, suicidal thoughts warranted!

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41 divorced no kids

Is this better?

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I don't think I'd ever try anything like this before the vagina is a cheap and disposable 1-time capsule
also, I'd prefer it if it actually moved
I think I'll wait for the sekusaroido to arrive on the scene

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Sad lazy single faggots. Imagine not being able to harness and focus your energy into anything better than humping a piece of rubber shaped like a woman. If you invested half the energy spent on that into something constructive and good, you'd have no issues finding a good woman. Just ask yourself, who am I when no one is watching? If you're not the same person as when people are watching, you have room for improvement, and as a man, should feel compelled to improve. Eternal struggle is eternal growth. Otherwise you degenerate into something far less than a man.

What the fuck is this shit? This is hideous. You can have sex with women for free instead of paying hundreds of dollars for a uncanny valley masturbation device

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you should kys.

Your women are the easiest to bed yet you are buying sex dolls.

Kill your self noaw

Blaa Blaa Blaa it's just a fuck doll you silly cunt

>you'd have no issues finding a good woman
no such thing exists
also, I'm not interested in any relationship, just sex
>Just ask yourself, who am I when no one is watching? If you're not the same person as when people are watching, you have room for improvement, and as a man, should feel compelled to improve.
this is just pure nonsense
the ideal would be to be the person you are when you are alone with others, but that's completely socially unacceptable
trying to mold yourself the other way around to become a "socially acceptable person" is literally the definition of hell
no thanks

I'm not into doll fucking.

That's how you got tricked to fucking tranny faggots, you do know that?

You saw some chick with a boob job. You got turned on. You saw a chick with long hair and make up. You got turned on.

Now you see a faggot with a boob job, long hair, and make up.

You get turned on.

Plan B? Now there are plastic dolls you can fuck. With boob jobs, make up, and long hair.

Are you turned on?

No thanks.

I'll jack off to some VR Pornstars with big natural tits - Josephine Jackson, Domina, Stela Cardo,

get some up close inspections on these women.

Then after I blow my load and clean up, I won't walk away with a cold sore from the table, as if I normally would if I ordered an escort or prostitute. :p

Hey Phil

Not worth the aids

Seen it many times, what's the point if there's no fur. The bare minimum I'd go for is one of these but shaped like a Braixen, an ideal body shape for that kind of doll.

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yes goym fuck plastic all day
nono dont have white children

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I've fucked over 30 woman not Inc whores since I turned 18 over 20 years ago. They are not worth it.