/jdt/ - GET IN LOSER, WE'RE KILLING THIS TRIAL edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions

those video depositions continue today, unfortunately
let's all simmer down now and have a nice clean day in court

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=O-o5LqytqVQ
streamable.com/rsla4g
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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OP PLEASE EXPLAIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MISS CAMILLE VASQUEZ THIS INSTANT

Where is the pole who was simping for Heard?

brehs...

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contemplate the stench...

Another Fugazi Black Eyed Blonde.

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>sex with Rocky Pennington

>TWO BLACK EYES
>AND A SWOLLEN LIP

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I must be the blindest motherfucker in the world. I'm not seeing any of this shit.

>The pulled off hair is no longer than a finger

what are we drinking today lads?

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Probably somewhere in Poland I assume.

*COUGHS LOUDLY*

fugggg i gotta find this

she's hot

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A jury watching this would think it's a joke.

That's a corpse

I have some fruit flavoured water

not fiji or anything like that though

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Who here wanna penetrate pennington?

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Have you ever known this psycho lying bitch to pull out her own hair?

Will Depp's team do a criss cross on her?

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>this whole deposition

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that's not her idiot

Does pretending to cry really sway the jury?

>did you... see her cover bruises with makeup?

> *sniff* y...y..yes i did

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@therockyb ?
well fuck

fuck all these hollywood cocksuckers

The jury watching this does think it’s a joke.

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I'd let her show me some yoga, certainly
but she would have to be crying

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>Mr. user, it is your testimony that you wanted to breed Ms. Pennington and Ms. Heard, correct?
>Sir, are you contradicting your own statement?

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There's a guy who has been reporting on the jury behavior. His latest report from today was that the jury was unironically yawning and trying to stay awake. They ain't buying this shit.

OH MY GOD

IS THAT A FUCKING LEMON ON THE FLOOR

I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

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>HALF A LEMON

>those teeth

yikes

fuck she said she saw amber to cover up bruises with makeup, what now jdbros?

Is this video going to be shown the full day?

LEMON

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gunna coom bros brb
youtube.com/watch?v=O-o5LqytqVQ

that guy is biased and is seeing what he wants to see desu. that whole legalbytes crowd is completely biased except for the nigger with the funny eye

checked and teethpilled

impressive digits

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Rum, lots of Rum in a mega-pint

I'll take her

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the lemon never stood a chance user.

They're very much trying to bore them to death in the hopes they'll forget about the two days of ass reaming amber got on cross.

Was there ever this small red halo on her head? I don't remember seeing this before.
Feels like she bumped her head on something instead of pulling hair.

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We've got another video deposition after this one, then potentially a live witness, Amber's sister Whitney.

checked and still would

>covered with makeup

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Yank simping for a clueless nigger. Clockwork.

hopefully not
they said before it came on yesterday that it would be a long one so hopefully it gets better later
but theyre using windows media player so we cant see the scroll bar and estimate how long we have left

Nate is the strongest voice for this being a disaster.

Elaine said yesterday it's a long one, but they would have a love witness too maybe. So I expect not.

Looks like ringworm to me.

very nice

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>December 15
>You mean December 2015?
>Yeah, that's what I meant
Unreliable

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so whats the judge's job here? can he/she just ignore all the blatant lies and act as if they didnt happen?

AAAAAAAAAAAA this bitch is full of shit

>love witness
I can’t keep gooning to the trial like this. It has to stop.

Jacobi

>quiet
>all of a sudden loud

AHHHHHHHH MY EARS

>I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market.
Lost

Can we sue Law & Crime for ear rape?

That's literally just a normal scalp. Most people have a small "spot" where all the different directions meet.

Well, there are no objections from Depp's team. I assume no intervention is allowed for this particular part.

nothing, this deposition already went through all objections and both teams' lawyers
what we're seeing is the cut version without those

Side effect of the vax.

Yes
It's all up to him
streamable.com/rsla4g

Amber is so beautiful you guys. I would love to date her. I would let her slap me around all day. I will gladly simp for her

probably took a break from shitting up /jdt/ to go try and shit up a /chug/ thread lol

objections are cut out

Watch the Fox stream on YouTube. It is much better and doesn’t freeze every two seconds.

is he talking about that now? I watch the regular stream because I hate the commentators talking over the testimony, but sometimes i look for nate at night because he seems to be the least biased

is Ambers team going to present ANY evidence this trial other than just crying emotional roasties who weren't witness to any abuse whatsoever?

Witnessed!!

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A deer???

link?

A female deer!

Please explain pic in OP.

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Their tears say more than real evidence ever could

Ray, a drop of golden sun!

>so whats the judge's job here?
Essentially just to ensure a fair trial. The judge isn't there to determine what's true or not.
Perjury is a crime, not a civil issue. It would be up to the DA to decide whether or not it had occurred and whether to prosecute (as far as I'm aware at least, not a lawyer)

>Having a relationship with a w*man in the modern era knowing how society encourages them to be vile parasitic succubus's
Quite cringe desu.

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When was this?

How is this guy who can't speak English a good juror? Did he ever leave?

Amber is the most basic of all basic bitches, how the fuck did she go this far?

I wish this was ironic to your average NPC

10/10

They don't have any evidence besides complete hearsay and those retarded photos, plus that one video recording of Johnny slamming cabinets. That's literally all they have.

Did this bitch take 5 sleeping pills before the deposition or something like holy shit try and liven up a bit

Why do nu-actors reach back to the mid 1900s for inspiration. Speech like Musk's is 10x as convincing due to the technicality of the oration.

High stress.

Nope.
It's been
>"expert" witness that just lectures the jury on why amber hit johnny and he deserved it
>heard who got her entire testimony after the cross objected
>this witness that thinks eyebags are fucking black eyes
>another witness that is probably just as fucking thick

I know about the hurricane spot. But there is like a faint red halo around it which is not common but also is not compatible with pulled hair.
I don't know. I guess they edited it or really bumped her head to fake it.

Pretty face and a rich boomer daddy who wuvs his widdle pwincess.

>halfway through this volume
fucking hell.

you know how

they're the two video depos we had
the guy on the left is a girl, a tranny, and it was friends with Amber and Johnny, went on yesterday
the girl is Rocky Pennington, the lady in the current video deposition

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>downward bitch
Amber taught her that pose

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>we're half way through
holy fuck

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Shits boring as fuck today.

THIS IS ONLY HALFWAY

WE DID 1.5 HOURS YESTERDAY AND 1.5 HOURS TODAY

WE STILL HAVE 3 HOURS LEFT TO GO LOL

Isnt all of what she is saying that Johnny "said" hearsay?

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>we're halfway through
OH GOD. PLEASE MAKE IT END.

FUGGG

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Early in the trial
This is America, where all men are equal
I think he got excused but apparently there's quite a few pajeets on there

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lads...

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CHECKED

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fuck, depp never had a chance

lol

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Does this eat into the allotted time for defence or?

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The exact same with the Floyd/
Derek Chauvin case.
Their entire case was all
>Muh feelings
>I felt like this was racially motivated
>Waah waaah please take my side
No evidence whatsoever, just i felt this and i felt that

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no

Oh gotcha. I thought it was the “dude” from yesterday but wasn’t sure. Thanks!

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>this volume

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I vote not guilty for she.

Amber Heard ma'am open bobs and show vagene I vote not guilty for she.

Indeed

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>trigger warning
When can we mass-deport anyone who gives a shit about such a thing to fucking Somalia?

CHECKED chompers

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>TRIGGER WARNING
what the fuck is this nonsense?

This trial made me realize that someone very close to me is kinda like Amber. I couldnt get a feel on them since they were so weird but so competent, fully lucid. They are fucked and I now see the red flags as just that. Thanks amber, I can now have closure and cut them out knowing its them not me.

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Me, a name i call ryan gosling in Drive (2011)

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Coincidentally this is also how she acts during intercourse

>Jewellery designed
Also they spelled jewellery wrong

Getting a funny feeling in my pants brehs.
This is just catnip now.

Is the boring druggie gone yet?

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3 hours more of this video shit? jesus christ

Mons pubis too small, 2/10 would not bang

Bore the jury to death.
If they're dead then they can't find in favour of Johnny. Foolproof strategy

>someone
>they
Dilate and leave.

not the worst looking mouth I've ever stuck my dick in

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Who here has done Jury duty?

I unironically couldn't image what Ambers side have even provided to provide good notes for the jurors as I did Jury service (pedo case).

My notes would be filled up with
>TMZ slip up
>"Described massive beating only to have sleepy eyes, crusty lip and pubes on her floor"
>Only one who admitted to domestic assault on tape
>Clear mocking of Johnny who is always trying to escape the fights
>Only one with a history of domestic abuse

I just couldn't imagine a single jury outside of the craziest roastie (who even them seem to be on Johnnies said based on public perception) having any notes for Amber Heard outside of:
>barely any scratches as evidence for the most brutal beatings described
>friends who don't even like her anymore admit they never saw Johnny get physical


I mean, as a Juror, after hearing Amber describe a fucking Tekken Tag Tournament 2 tier combo dropped on her only to show us pictures of sleepy eyes, a crusy lip in need of vaseline and pubes on her floor would piss me the FUCK off.

Obviously i'm biased but I just don't see how Johnny loses this case with how easily they've been able to not only depict Amber as a schizo abuser but also refute virtually all of her claims with relative ease.

And we're not even at closing arguments yet.

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she has dandruff

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fuuuuuuck

>I have some fruit flavoured water
>not fiji or anything like that though
LEAVE FIJI UNTOUCHED
CONSUME MEGA PINTS ONLY

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American spelling.

nnghhhh

yeah it's jewery

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Did jury duty on two cases involving industrial accidents. Basically if one side doesn't make a good point then we'll tune everything else out. Listening to a friend talk about things they didn't actually see is a waste of time.

Amber, what's going on big gal?
You just shit on my bed...

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I'm certain if Jack Sparrows lawyers pushed that BPD bitches buttons in a particular way she would flip and start punching people in the courtroom.

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I'm going to skip this part and come back in 3-4 hours. This isn't worth listening to. This whole thing could've been condensed to 30 minutes instead of its 6 hours entirety.

they almost did it to amber when they called her a victim

the filename kek

>she gives you a drugged look
>come fuck me user

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How much is Johnny suing her for?

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I did a couple cases. One was for a guy accused of intimidation and harassment, none of the prosecution's witnesses showed up and it got thrown out.

imagine she tells you to stick your face there as she lets out a long, droning fart.

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all of her dignity

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She waltzed out the court looking like this yesterday after the objection cucking, just put her on the stand for a few days and she'd crack

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50 million.

contemplate the aroma

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she lost her temper after the TMZ thing in the 2016 vid from yesterday and started saying shit like
>oh I could have really ruined johnny depp if I wanted
getting really catty and defensive with Camille
completely dropped the mask for a second

they could have gone in harder but Camille finished up by bringing up an article about Amber beating her gf

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50M, ambers counter is 100M. imo neither of them will get anything.

damn. you just know her snatch is tight as fuck from the yoga too.