/jdt/ - Windows Media Player edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 18)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Camille dropped some bombs and made a fool of Amber and her attorneys
afterwards we moved on to some video depositions

those video depositions continue today, unfortunately
let's all simmer down now and have a nice clean day in court

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLhLoWICOA8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=vgjwReE369M

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been rumoured
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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>"Mrs Heard if I could direct your attention to number nine zero zero one. Can you tell me what this is appears to be?"
>"Uhh, it looks to be logs for text messages between two people... I don't know who they are"
>"They're my logs Mrs Heard. Mine and Johnny's."
>"O-oh..."
>"Can you please tell us what it says, Mrs Heard?"
>"Uhh, ok? Uhm, it says, uhm, Johnny says here, that uh, that he loves you deeply. And it says he loves you more than he ever loved Amber, uhh, me, uhh and then uhh. It says that your pussy is much tighter and Amber's, uh, mine, my pussy is huge, I have a gaping abyss of a hole between my legs. That's what it says there"
>"No further questions your honor"

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>"Mrs Heard, is it true that you called Johnny a, and I quote you here, 'little crybaby'?"
>"That's correct"
>"And you hit him afterwards, correct?"
>"Well, I was defending myself, he was hitting me and I-"
>"Miss Heard! Miss Heard, I am asking if you hit Mr Depp after calling him a baby. You hit him, didn't you?"
>"Yes, I hit him"
>"You hit him after calling him a baby?"
>"That's correct"
>"You like doing that? You like hitting babies? You hit babies often?"
>"W-what? N-no, it's not- I-I didn't mean he's literally a baby, I was uhh"
>"DID YOU HIT MY BABY, MISS HEARD?! DID YOU HIT MY FUCKING BABY JOHNNY?!"
>Camille lunges across the courtroom and starts strangling Amber Heard, shaking her back and forth
>"YOU STRANGLED MY BABY! YOU FUCKING TRIED TO KILL MY SWEET BABY JOHNNY YOU BITCH!"
>Amber can be faintly heard gurgling, "AHHH I'M BEING STRANGLED AND I'M GOING TO DIE OH NO"
>Judge bursts out laughing, everyone in the courtroom starts clapping and chanting "Go Camille! It's your birthday!"
>Johnny leans over to his lawyer, lawyer leans in with him
>"This shit you gave me mate... it's fucking fantastic"
>Lawyer is confused and whispers, "It's uhh, it was just a mint, Mr Depp"
>Johnny doesn't hear him, "what's that mate?"
>"Mint", Lawyer replies
>Johnny grins and says, "yes it is, mate. yes it is"
>Camille holds up Amber's limp corpse in triumph with a big smile, looking over at Johnny
>the crowd goes wild
>Johnny gives her a thumbs up and thinks to himself, "fucking mint"

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>Depp's Lawyer goes up to cross examine Amber Heard
>"Miss Heard, are you a fucking cunt?"
>Judge can be heard chuckling off screen
>"U-u-uhh, w-what?", Amber Heard stumbles, confused, looking around
>"Objection your honor", Depp's Lawyer says
>"What's the objection?"
>"She's being a fucking bitch your honor"
>Entire courtroom erupts in laughter, even Heard's lawyers are chuckling
>Judge laughs loudest and yells "AMBER TURD!"
>"Wait, no, what? what is going on?" Amber says, beginning to cry
>Judge starts shouting, "you're a bitch! a fucking slut! whore!"
>"No! No no no! This can't be happening! I'm in control here!" Amber starts shouting and gets up
>Crowd starts chanting as Amber breaks down crying "BITCH! WHORE! SLUT! CUNT!"
>Johnny, grinning, gets up and unbuttons his vest, then walks over to the Judge who hands him her gavel
>Johnny shows the gavel to the chanting crowd, who now start chanting "Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law!"
>The Bailifs surround Amber and lift her onto the Judge's bench as the Judge makes room for Johnny
>Johnny starts hammering Amber in the face with the gavel over and over and over
>"Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law!"
>After Amber's face is reduced to a bloody pulp, Johnny sits down and says "Justice is served!"
>The crowd starts clapping and hollering
>Johnny walks out of the courtroom, high fiving people, pointing finger guns at people because he's cool like that
>Amber's bloody, beheaded corpse is dumped in a backalley for homeless bums to sexually abuse

man.... this is wild..... wow......

she is the hair so short? if he ripped it out wouldn't it be long?

This worse than having paint peeled off you

OH GOD NOT THE FRUIT BASKETS

>long deep cuts and marks
>the same ones that didn't show in the photos that Camille show the jury yesterday nor there are any medical records of?

Something tells me the jury is going to decide to take a nap for this one, cause they are just getting fed lies that yesterday it was already proven they were lies. Man, did Amber's team fuck up by putting her so soon.

Believe women

these copypastas aren't as funny as dutch-cunt thinks they are, also I want to have a sloppy afternoon in bed with the woman currently babbling

have i missed anything been gone an hour

>Jury right now

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Do you think Heard was reprimanded for fucking off after she was on the stand whilst everyone was standing for the jury?
The judge suggested twice she sit with her lawyers.

Johnny Depp knocked over fruit baskets from the kitchen island

Not really, Rocky's memory is foggy.

God this is boring gonna go drink a MEGA PINT of bleach

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>Johnny hits everything, in everyone's testimony and the videos, but Amber

beat within an inch of her life

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cuff that fucking monster

Very much so, her team would have told her that the jury will find that extremely disrespectful.

obligatory mega pint

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this is the best testimony for amber yet

It's over.

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check my pint Rocky

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Brb. Just turning my vanity light on and taking the exact same picture at the exact same angle.

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He looks comfy. Sleep tight, Johnny.

“Do you remember anything?”
“No.”

Riveting witness

Should've stayed with Kate, Johnny.

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DENIED! buy recovered

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only Depp's pictures and recordings are edited

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Rocky took photos that Amber told her to take. She saw bruises on Amber but not their cause or them actively bleeding.

even if they were dating, who cares? the issue would be if he was dating Amber's attorney

she remembers seeing amber injured

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It's literally a tactic to unsettle Amber, the idea that another women is laughing and having a good time with her is making her seethe.

I feel like she’d get fired for that shit if it were true kek

don't forget to arrange every single strand of hair in the exact same position!

theres nothing wrong with getting a slice of Camilles taco pie

They already had that on photo. It doesn’t mean much by itself.

That was it? So she didn't see anything?

youtu.be/CJsOpHj9Y_8

OK vanity's on! - wait why didn't the direction of the light compound?

What I wonder though is why the court or atleast the media aren't making re-enactments of what she claimed he did to her.
With 3d figures and such.

The story would immediatly be caught to be bullshit if you just do that.
This woman doesn't know what it looks like if someone gets punched like that

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So she's been talking for hours now in total in this video, but I still don't get the point of this witness.
>yeah I did drugs with Amber
>no I didn't see Johnny do anything aggressive against Amber despite being with them all the time

>never saw Depp hit Amber
>never saw Depp throw shit at her
>never saw him cause her any injuries
Wasn't Rocky supposedly present for a lot of Amber's claims? It's over

let's see now, it's amber's witness after all
they probably have some misleading and ambiguous questions and answers

I can't believe the mega-pint is real
BEST DAY EVER!!

why the fuck does some moron tranny janny keep deleting threads on Any Forums about this? is he completely fucking retarded? doing it for free and it's still more than he's worth

I didn't quite understand why she said that she saw Johnny attack Amber, but then answered no to every other follow-up question.

What did she mean then? The only thing I can think about is Johnny pushing Amber and her counting that as "attacking".

Are you retarded?

>yeah she totally beat him
>did you see it?
>no
Perfect witness, Amber.

Animation takes time.

I'm glad she is taken, she skipped leg day anons.

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DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>BIDEN WANTS YOU DISTRACTED OF THE DISASTER HAPPENING IN ASIA RIGHT NOW
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>BIDEN WANTS YOU DISTRACTED OF THE DISASTER HAPPENING IN ASIA RIGHT NOW
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>BIDEN WANTS YOU DISTRACTED OF THE DISASTER HAPPENING IN ASIA RIGHT NOW
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>BIDEN WANTS YOU DISTRACTED OF THE DISASTER HAPPENING IN ASIA RIGHT NOW

Especially when Camille brought up Aquaman

youtube.com/watch?v=4dLsu967Qdg

rocky gives the whole story and remembers seeing amber with hair missing and bleeding.

She looks like she just has rocasia

reminder on amber's behaviour

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I guess there is still a level of bad taste to re-enactment of "abuse", even though it's fake. There are Tiktok people who do it though is small skits.

the shanghai lockdowns?

>DISASTER IN ASIA
>implying I care about a place on the other side of the planet

why are you saying this?

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>he

I've just realized that I recognize her from Aquaman.
She acted so nutty in the fighting scenes.

>has

close user but check these digits

nobody has seen Depp actually do anything
nobody has recorded any medical related damage

she's the only one who's seen Depp hit her and, despite her proclivity for filming her husband, never thought to turn the phone on for these acts.

Depp might -actually- win defamation because her abuse case is such a fucking joke

Is this the first time Amber has full makeup on? I haven't seen her with eye shadow and mascara in this entire trial before.

>le monster

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>BIDEN WANTS YOU DISTRACTED
But he is the one distracted, he doesnt know what he wants.
>HAPPENING IN ASIA RIGHT NOW
Chinks can go fuck themselves, let their cities rot, its not disturbing my sleep at all.

you can link the threads if you want?
I don't mind

it's really not a big deal

are we live now or is this also a recording?

holy shit bros she is looking fine af today i'm team amber now #imasurvivor

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I don't expect him to win, but I also do not expect her to be rewarded anything in her countersuit.

youtube.com/watch?v=nhi3epCF8aw
There's a recreation of one of Amber's stories in this. There are probably more if you look for them.

A different day.

And her brain is STILL fucking fried.

“The Monster”

LOL Is he Dr Jekyll?

Recording, we'll have a live one later.

Any witness that isn't on the stand will always be recorded.

so what if he is

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>Video unavailable
>This video is private

I'm sorry Luxembro your question just kinda pissed me off.

Do we know who? Her sister?

Why is she so fucking tired yesterday, but she's sobbing now?

Yesterday she said she wasn't Amber's friend, now she's saying that she's worried about her best friend Amber.

What's going on???

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yes, Rottenborn just climbed into the telivision set and now its live, he's practically contacting this women giving her deposition before the court as her state then

no dice

>starts crying

That isn't true.

>she had showed ZERO emotes on her first video interview
>on the second one she suddenly starts crying instantly
???????????

>frumps it up so people believe she’s been horribly mangled
>it blows up spectacularly
>now she’s hot again
amazin

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She's suddenly very emotional in this one? She was half asleep in the other.

its a different day, but its still just a recording

>immediately starts tearing up when questioned by Amber's lawyers
>after previously seeming bored and very vague
And her testimony becomes worthless. Good job

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Not been named. Its a good assumption only.

She's streaming on twitch right now

so far we have her sister being the most likely
rumours that johnny might be called as a witness by ambers team

VERY RUMOURED appearance by kate moss but I don't think that's gonna happen

you guys are in full copium mode if you think this testimony isn't shitty for johnny

YOOOOOOOO

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Listen here you little bitch I’ve been simping for Amber since DAY ONE of this trial. I will not share my heavenly blessed beauty with you and your flippant tastes.

that bitch in the pic is lowkey cute

this, she starts getting emotional conveniently only when AH´s lawyer starts asking

>amber's witnesses answer depp lawyers
>they're cold, emotionless, barely remember anything, never go into detail
>answer ambers lawyers
>remember everything, emotions, crying
god this shit is fucking criminal

>women

>THE MONSTER

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someone post her yoga photos

>yesterday looked pretty bad for us, ham it up today won't you? don't worry about the inconsistencies we'll figure that out

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Amber finally had a good nights sleep
Very beautiful today
Also tits

The monster is nothing more than a drunk guy shouting at objects getting his penis out and sleeping anywhere.
So every guy at the weekend and every guy whos sick of someone's shit

she's not bad

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Goddamnit. Must have been privated recently

You would also cry if Rottenborn were talking to you

numbers and shes mine

Alright, this emotional whiplash doesn't play well to a jury, they'll think something's fishy if you go from low to high emotion like this.

Yesterday she said she saw no physical abuse.

NOW she says she say tons of physical abuse.

???

How did she change so much over 2 days of deposition?

Why the fuck is recorded interviews even allowed? you can fake so much shit in those compared to having to be there in person.

I too would enjoy looking at her during sex.

Okay, try this
youtube.com/watch?v=zLaQXGGYAIg

Wow, this woman is just like amber with the fake emotion swings.

It's over, let's take a nap, Napbros

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Most of them are on psych med cocktails that they take based on which color pills they're feeling at any given moment.

amber's team talked to her off the record obviously

Amber got to her and told her what to say

She has full makeup on today. All the other days she had minimal makeup on, but today she has full eye shadow and mascara.

Holy shit

Yeah it's fucking weird.

So she got a Micheal Jackson style rhinoplasty. that's why she went from cuty patooty to average South Korean looking. I hope her next facial reconstruction makes her go Bog mode

I think if there is a need they can be called in for a live direct.

The deposition is filmed at once you dumb fucks

Jurors will pick up that she's immediately crying in one deposition. While showing zero emotion in the other.

>video testimony
I sleep

Yesterday's recording: "Johnny said 'get off my woman' and left with Amber to the trailer"
Today's recording: "Johnny was SUPER scary. He yelled 'get off my woman' and started acting angry and violent. He said he could break a wrist by applying pressure!"

What the FUCK is this inconsistency???

sleep tight, Johnny

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The lawyers were there interviewing her live at the time. They edit out all the useless shit like pauses, non-answers and objections, so that the jury doesn't have to sit through all of that.

HOW CAN JOHNNY DEPP BE THE MONSTER WHEN...................... I AM THE MONSTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm not surprised this is fucking boring and such obvious bullshit

/ourguy/

>No shops of Depp with a monster energy drink
I'm disappointed

Heh nothing personnel kid

“The Monster” reminds me of that totally Bs “Raping Blob” story about the Mythbusters guy.

he drinks red bull vodkas not that crap

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no they won't.

>Yes I use so much hairspray every strand is frozen in time how can you tell?

It's not working AAAAAAAAA

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They're the video form of written depositions. Witness give those and can be called to testify if further information is needed. Usually they aren't called as they will absolutely fuck up the course of a trial in ways neither side wants.

>untouched

After yesterday, the two camps have been formed. All the juror opinions are set. They could forgo closings and just get straight to deliberation.

I've stopped watching this shit now and I'm just going off this thread. Can't believe the shit I've heard.

Fine I shall do it

don't make me laugh poophead.
checkum!

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