/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3116

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>Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership
>Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR
>Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR
>Russia cuts off electricity to Finland
>Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu
>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF
>Admiral Makarov is FINE
>Battle for Popasnaya results in Russia's victory
>Kherson authorities announce their intention to join Russia
>Russian forces capture Yampol in Donetsk Oblast
>AFP: Bulgaria and the Czech Republic looking to request exception to Russian oil embargo
>Pope Francis: NATO provocation may have led to Russian invasion, unsure whether countries should continue sending arms

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Ok so for the retards who are to lazy to do their research here's how the war is going:
>Kharkov Front
Russian Forces have mostly withdraw from the region. Unit's likely to be sent tp help in Donbass or Izium Fronts. Ukraine Forces have made some gains.

>Izium Front
Russian Forces are making small gains, Ukraine position are starting to collapse, possible reinforcement from Kiev.

>Battle of the Donbass
Russian Forces are making significant gains and are at the Northern outskirts of Severodonetsk and have also taking the town of New York, they also have encircle 16000 UAF soldiers and cut off the town Avdiivka.

>Siege of Mariupol
Russian Forces have won. Azov have surrender. Russian Unit's freed up likely to be sent either Odessa or Donbass Front

>Odessa Front
No significant reports, Russia consider it non-important until Complete victory in Donbass and Mariupol.

>Russian 2nd Phase Objectives
1.>Control of the Donbass, along with complete control of Mariupol.
2. Creation of a Corridor from Donbass to Kherson.
3. Push towards to Odessa.

As you could see by the latest report Russia is winning but at a slow and steady pace. I will update every week so you "experts" could understand what really going on.

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Hello bunkertroons, what happened to Kharkiv? 2 more weeks?

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Chug is so lazy now, bread is barely baked in time

kek. good job turkey. you're saving my country from retarded women

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What happened to azovstal? I thought the great ukie reinforcements were JUST about to arrive!

oh ffs we have three bakes now

I hope Sri Lanka user is okay, things are heating up there
files.catbox.moe/o41aou.mp4

glory to Russia

Damn, I was too slow. We will use my bread later I guess.

Pure gold. Ironically that fucking song was the last straw for those bunker niggers.

>hohols mention that roach drones are useless once
>king roach gets amazingly buttmad
kek

Kek.

>US plans to ban $100 bills to topple Putin
>gets drug cartels' and Mexican revolt instead
Make it happen, mr. Biden!

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BREAKING

FIRST US MERCENARY CAPTURED IN AZOVSTAL

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What the hell is this!!?

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Z

4 actually, one baker is slowpoke on 3611
lets recycle others, next will be 3619

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i wonder what happened, they surrendered like 1 day after "save azovstal, save mariupol"

REMOVE HOHOL
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War is boring i go back to battle tech lore now. Wonder if i can get the Mrs to dress up like a Canopus girl, she will be pic related imo.

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I hate Turks but Erdogan cucking NATO even if it's just for show (gibs) I can respect kek

The Netherlands will annex Lvov.

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cia niggers hoping that by shilling they can influence the minds of shitposters and battlefield reality
they cant do any of it
but they still get paid unlike the jannies

Actual map

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Go for it

Western leadership thinks nothing changed since the 1940s.

Those singing heads edits are so silly lol

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lmao poland

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Perhaps realizing that "the world" cares more about some gay ass song than their lives broke their buck? I mean they're more useful to the kike dead than alive.

are we winning yet

Now what Bujanka-chan will do with Azov-chan?

That's my picture!

Maybe the whole "save azovstal, save mariupol" was just a psyop for:
>it wasn't surrender
>it was evacuation!

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Now that we've seen the war for close to 3 months, how long would it take Russia to defeat US?

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roger that

guh

> We will defend our Honor until we die
> pls help Turkish men, pls help CCP

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Actual map

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It's ukro workers.

I am genuinely impressed it's not the Ukrainian flag in Lithuania.

And it's not the only one

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i've got something better.

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They saw what they were fighting for, and realized it wasn't worth getting melted to protect niggers.

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your picture, now it's OUR picture

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Apparently they do, but then again mummies like Soros are from that era ffs.

I WANT MY SUBCARPATHIAN DICK BACK

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The afterparty was too good

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You autists you actually thought we would make our own screencaps? We will just steal all 1500 of yours!

user, wdyt?

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5 hours if we release the kraken.

youtube.com/shorts/NEw52k0lvjs?&ab_channel=Обэмный

>lmao poland
hahahaha i believe it, god what a bunch of subhuman faggots hohol lovers

Dont we all pivobro, dont we all

kek

azov stal tower defense

And the link ofc is broken. Damn I sure love yt.

How the fuck do we ensure this bullshittery doesn't happen again? Are bakers this retarded for real or do they just pretend?

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Never has there been a country as cucked as Poland.

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Isn't your welfare for refugees practically non-existent. They get their papers and scram to a country with better gibs.

Oh fuck giga neocons at the Atlantic want to end the war. This is what winning looking like Hoholsisters

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KEK ARTSTYLE
NTR ALERT
ABANDON SHIP

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What does Sweden even get out of NATO besides puting a nuke target on their backs? I can understand why Finland would want to join however.

>Why Ukraine should "pocket success" and surrender immediately.

/CHUG/ TAKES OVER THE BOARD
NOW ALL THREADS ARE /CHUG/
/CHUG/ BOARD

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What did Sweden gain by ending their neutrality just to appease their master?

Another day another victory for Israel.
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That's not the case with the Ukrainians. Possibly was with the Syrians and alike, but when it comes to Ukrainians, believe me when I say this, the government does everything to accommodate them. They do not do this for poverty-ridden Lithuanians.

Fuck, I posted the wrong shit.

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Send me link. I demand it. If the fucking turboglobohomo think tank is saying that it's time to cut their losses, it is unironically over for Ukraine.

It's not.

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This one is not that bad, are you sure you want to abandon it?

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Propaganda and media trash doesn't reflect what's really going on. People are sick and tired of this charade, and euronormievision made many boomers stop giving a fuck about Ukraine.

>The azog deepfake
GOLDEN

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i did an emergency bake off my phone
asked for baker
nobody answered
then when we started sliding i asked again, nobody
i then announced sn emergency bake, only to find out two other anons baked literally simultaneously

so, moral of the story is

IF YOU EMERGENCY BAKE ANNOUNCE IT

simple as

How do you know what the cuck artstyle is?

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should ally with Poland and smash germs in 38

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kek

Honestly why does NATO even exist. We foot the entire bill. The top 9 countries after us don't even pay 1/2 the budget of NATO. All my money goes to niggers here and retarded europoors. Please make it stop

Probably favorable IMF loans, for all the shit they will have to buy.

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They're going to give up Donbass and call it a win aren't they?

well this IS the cuck general

Russia is losing lol

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>spy x family makes one of the biggest NTR artists draw vanilla stuff
it's like 774 all over again

...

>why does NATO even exist
Jews

It will be easier to pretend Ukraine losing half its territory is a win than it being entirely annexed I guess.

Hang on, that is a sharper narrative departure. Did neurons get activated?

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eventually they’ll bribe him with whatever he wants and he’ll let it slide this shit is nothingburger

nice

speak for yourself

Hahaha yesss

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daily reminder that the current colonial governer of ukraine, victoria “fuck the eu” nuland is a neoconservative devil’s spawn
she was dick cheney’s senior foreign policy advisor
her husband kagan co-founded the project for the new american century whose members orchestrated the iraq war
the are the champions of violent regime change, they believe that it’s “worth it” to kill millions to further their cabal’s objectives
it is them who are now happily sending thousands of ukranian men to certain death and it is they wo will defend ukraine to the last ukranian

this makes them an isis tier death cult

when you shill nato’s agenda in ukraine you are shilling for them

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Cмepть хoхлaм.

Did the all leave azovstal?

Why are you so upset? This isn't the first time and it is pretty tame compared to what's happening with /chug/ most of the time.

new /k/ope

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Israel has already defeated the nazis and property values will be easy to buy out. Maybe another month to purge some slavs and then the jews can move in and buy out the property like in crimea.

That's a Canadian bro. Wtf we don't claim him.
Also did they burn his PP?

It's why they're so desperate, actually. Soros, Biden, and all the other walking corpses know they're running out of time, so they want to establish their gay greater Israel utopia in Ukraine before they die.
Unfortunately, they're too weak, and will be dead within the next 5 years, while Putin won't.

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Well I taint the thread with my presence alone, abandon it or you'll be contaminated aswell

No, so far around 1k of them left.

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damn, man made weapons, you scary

> give up Donbass

They aren't giving up shit. It's lost. It's gone. It's never coming back.

>why does NATO even exist
To ensure that Europe wouldn't develop it's own MIC that would be a competitor to the US one in worldwide arms sales?

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Wait it gets even worse!?

Oh no
It's totally-not-autistic twinkanon!
run!

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based. more cheap industries for jews to buy out. glad to see slavs finally being exterminated.

I don't get it, is that Turkish military or Ukrainian?
Are those mercs or what?
HOW THE FUCK IS AZOV A NAZI BATALLION?

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American military bases with homosexuals and minorities.

Doesnt matter. they were harming jews and needed to be defeated. rotenberg and zelensky will be protected and ukraine will become new khazaria.

So how have you bros been?

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>What did Sweden gain by ending their neutrality just to appease their master?
Sweden?
Nothing.
But you can bet that our unelected PM will get a comfy job in one of the globohomo organizations.

What do I mean by unelected?
Parliament has 349 MPs, if half of them (175) vote no then the proposed PM gets rejected.

Magdalena was "elected" with 174 voting no, 117 voting yes, 57 abstaining from voting and 1 not being present.

You could keep adding Azov swine to that for weeks and still have pictures left. I like it.

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europ got MIC just like we are
but nobody dances around it and worship it

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> slavs finally being exterminated.

First time?

The problem is with all the troll, it's hard to guess if someone will faking to announce a bake. I only trust the leaf peko-poster, MI6 bong and the Danish user.

kosher nazi Ivan
they are Khazar mongrels and

kek, it never ends with them.
always some capeshit angle. i bet propenko is in a filtration camp right now getting his ass widened.

>He doesn't know
The more nazi there are on the internet I see, the more I understand they are some kind of not "muh whight rice" themselves...

The common Sven? Nothing.
Big money? Maybe some arms deals.
Leaders hope to get bilderberg cookies.

NATO depends on us to the point where US presidents and congress routinely get cucked by the DoD whenever they want to limit steel imports with tariffs to help the rust belt.

they're the whitest people they could find in all of Ukraine

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fuck off it’s our clay

This time its actually happening. ukraine has never been more depopulated, and the jews will be able to buy out all the empty land like they did in crimea. whats more, russia is ensuring that diversity is brought to the region by bringing in arabs, blacks, chechens, and asians to help work for the new jewish landlords. hopefully after ukraine gets enriched you faggots will destroy europe.

Welp it's time to sleep, may we all meet our tradwives soon enough frens, godspeed and take care

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…and of course, in the words of its first.secretary to keep:
> the americans in
> the russians out
> and the germans down
quite literally to prevent russo-german cooperation bc that would literally dominate the euroasian continent (most of worlds resources, population, gdp..)
this fuckery in ukraine is part of that and an open goal of the neoconservatives currently running us foreign policy
also see
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don't taunt him user
we just got over his e-bf story

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>Unfortunately for them u mean
Yes and they are thinking that their drugged out pedo-cokeheads are capable of working under pressure.
It was obvious from Day 1 of CONvid something has changed and they stepped on the gas.
>Now their hubris,and retardation is causing them to make so many mistakes its not even funny

So did CHUG hear about "new" zelensky order that forbids using bayrACKtars in dangerous zones?

Most Ukrainians look like tatar-gypsy mongrels

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Unless Russia captures Kharkov and Denipro Putin will look like a drooling retard and this war will effectively been a waste of time. What they have taken so far does not justify the resources they have spent. Even from an ideological standpoint this war is a defeat.

They're a golem army made up of 3rd generation neo nazis, banderites, zionists, assorted european 60 IQ skinheads, violent criminals from Finland, and so on. There's no word in the english language that accurately describes the degeneracy gathered in Azov, but I hope Putin invents one when he drags all this shit before the world.

source it up for me bri

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Russia is losing strategically.

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While Any Forums is constantly attacked by glowniggers, that they had to groom some 18 year old kid to blame Any Forums for a shooting spree, in order to shut it down. /k/ on the other hand was infiltrated, demoralized and became a safe space for glowies. The trannies that browse /k/ are likely the first ones to lay down their arms and allow their government to remove their firearms.

Pay no attention to these people with mental illness.

Totally legit, I swear upon Bandera's honor!

Translate it for the rest.

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Turkey wants Finland and Sweden to declare PKK and PYG as terrorist organization, then they can lift the veto.

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Like anyone gives a fuck what they think

Unironically, Neo-Nazis are the most dysgenic looking faggots.

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>>Pay no attention to these people with mental illness.
the cope i've read in the last few days is funny as shit, they're better lolcows than the hohols themselves

Oo last one works in ochanomizu, I was there yesterday, normal looking street
I pass the torch onto you friend, may you shit post well