J depp vs Amber Turd Day 18 CROSS EXAMINATION

Take your meds skitzo. This is a civil case. If she shot him she would be prosecuted by the state in criminal court. Fucking retard

There's one live witness in the morning according to what they said before they concluded court yesterday but yeah all the rest are video depositions.

>Monday is the last day

God this shit has gone on longer than Rittenhouse, George Floyd and George Zimmerman

I don't know if I should skip today or not. Why the fuck can a video recording even count as a witness?

nice projection, retard. look up the word hyperbole then give me another (You)

Why is this witness so sleepy

>video deposition
call me when we're back to live witnesses

>There's one live witness in the morning
It's time

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kys, ESL.

>Amber made the whole thing up
>she was the abuser
>she mocked him relentlessly in the recordings
>she stood there taking photos and videos of him high as fuck and sent them to her friends with no fear of reprisal
>she lied about not leaking the divorce news
>she lied about donating her divorce settlement money
>she did this to her last spouse
>Johnny lost work from the article being published
You lose you get NOTHING

I thought they said Thursday 26th? Did they reduce it?

>law&crime stream is by far the most popular stream
>they ALWAYS have problems with everything

I hate our justice system, It's seriously a show.
It's all a fucking show. We're all just watching a woman dig and dig her grave

Janny will NOT be happy with this thread about a live trial with actors regarding their careers

>Content should pertain to television shows, movies, actors/actresses, film equipment, etc.
>All actress and actor discussion should pertain directly to their roles and careers. Off-topic discussion will be deleted.

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>aux feedback
>tongue clicking sounds
They had 16 hours to not do this.

>Ob- je- ct- io- n!

Damn how miserable is that for the jury, fucking idiots must be regretting not getting out of it

FUCK JANNIES

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No one cares about gay ass meaningless jew court rulings. We're here to hear the facts. The only court that matters to rich ass celebrities is the court of public opinion because it determines whether they get a job and for how much money.

I thought my headphones were dying and got mad as fuck only to realize it came from the stream

>>All actress and actor discussion should pertain directly to their roles and careers
I would say that this pertains to Johnny Depp and Amber Turd's career?

televised trials should honestly be illegal
at least criminal cases, this civil shit is fine, who cares about two awful people making each other miserable

Sneed, bed-shitter!

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>uhm...........hmm............I think.......so.....
>no...............don't think so...........

how the fuck is this trial still going on?
High profile murder trials like Derrick Chauvin and Kyle Rittenhouse didn't even last this long.

It's literally a defamation case, retard.

Why do you retards use these shitty streams when it's on fucking youtube

any interesting video depositions today at least? yesterday was nuts

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I literally just think they are having fun and making fun of her at this point, how can anyone keep a straight face in that room?

Big media is autistically trying to stop #metoo from falling appart.

Honestly the worst part of Jury duty was sitting in those chairs. Not comfy.

DAY OF THE CROSS it now part of Any Forums history.

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Depp lost

>lol YOU'RE stupid for hoping justice and truth will prevail
dilate and die

waku waku

the whole trail is basically just wasting time with irrelevant testimony

>amber, do you remember being hit?
>"yes"
>amber, where is the evidence?"
>"yes"

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for once Fox News is actually being truthful and rightfully portraying Amber Heard as the villain lmao

that's correct

It's not cross examination anymore, Baked you fucking retard they moved on to a video deposition. Also nobody is going to use your honeypot link, kill yourself.

false. she said
>they are lying

>I don’t even know what evidence is I have never made evidence I don’t even know how you would do that!

fox news is honest abe compared to the other major outlets

it's the one that always showed up on my recommendations on youtube

>There are actual jannie bootlickers ITT
What drives men to such reckless faggotry

>I produced everything, it was my lawyers!

>depp simps
no I just hate greedy whores like amber

Imagine being her lawyer and having to listen to her throwing you under the bus, claiming you are doing a bad job representing her.

>men

for what fucking purpose did they call this witness

yep exactly
the threads are 100% on topic according to the rules. its ridiculous

>It's not my job to produce evidence

>SUCK MY DICK!
How do you respond?

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This is a fucking pathetic come back. You said something retarded and then someone called you out on it and then you're like no I wasn't being serious idiot. Like just fuck off.

Hence why her lawyers got pissed at her and why she stormed out the court room like a child

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How much did you get paid? I can't imagine myself as a juror, sounds like an overall shitty experience

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She’s a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.

Would hatefuck

real testimony:
>where were you on the 23rd march of 2016?
>........uuhhhhhh.......uff.....let me think.....honestly i'm not sure but.....
rehearsed bullshit:
>where were you on the 23rd march of 2016?
>oh yeah it was a friday and i was wearing a white dress and these really nice shoes and then johnny raped me with a bottle. also my dog stepped on a bee lol anyway....

>my dog stepped on a bee

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>Amber, did you in fact get hit?
>"that is the testimony"
>Ambe, DID you get hit?
>"that's what was reported"

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Anyone think Amber’s looking a little cuter today? She’s abandoned the forced frump look because she knows no one believes she’s some battered weathered victim anymore. It’s over.

Yeah, she's actually cute for once, probably realized how utterly fucked she is and going for sympathy now.

In Australia you get $93USD for every day so it was probably only like $130USD for 1.5 days

>Amber, are you lying?
>"Not according to my pscyhologist."

I hope the bee is okay

I have two weeks jury service at the end of the month. My job is paying me but all I get from the court is a £5 daily food allowance.

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>purposely comes into celebrity trial thread
>'huurr duurr u enjoy celeb faggot'

Baffling

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do i continue listening to eugine sledge talk about war or watch this?

I'm surprised she didn't turn up to court in a neck brace or something for sympathy.

The thing with the juror wages is, they were decided a long time ago, when this was actually somewhat decent money. And then the sum was never, ever adjusted since then.

I think she's always cute and I like her fashion

>And how much was that psychologist paid?
>$800 per hour
>Thank you, no further questions.

Damn Boris Johnson really let himself go

i'm here for the kino, don't give a shit about either of them. this is better than capeshit or euphoria or whatever garbage the faggots like on this board

is this her sister?

>Mr. Depp, what kind of music do you listen to?
>"OBJECTION! Relevance?"
>Your honor, we are trying to establish a pattern of behavior.
>"Overruled. You may proceed."

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its her former best friend

These trial generals should be called /HEPP/

>I knocked and I knocked and I knocked but when I returned Johnny and the bottle were gone

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>and careers
why are jannies so low IQ? wait they work for free, never mind

Her former friend that she got into physical fights with.

In awe of the size of this lads pint

I wonder what getting humiliated and exposed on a worldwide scale does to the psyche of someone as narcissistic and vain as Amber. She clearly has a massively inflated ego and thinks she can do no wrong, probably from years of daddy spoiling his little princess rotten and convincing her the world revolves around her. I wonder what it must feel like for Amber, to have that illusion crumble down around you as you realise that everyone despises you and no one is on your side.

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she pledged evidence before the court case even began you misogynist chud

The excuses are built in. Her lawyers screwed her letting her die on the stand like that. Her divorce lawyer called TMZ. Johnny borrowed the DeLorean from Universal to plant those airport spousal abuse stories.

just like she PLEDGED to donate 7 million to charity?

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> no one is on your side.

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>*aborts powerless fetus*

>televised trial
Check
>actors and actresses
Check
>relating to their careers
Check

We got bingo this is probably the most Any Forums topic on Any Forums

>no one believes she’s some battered weathered victim anymore.
What’s that got to do with amber heard?

they can only stop it on points of law not because she's appearing like a fucking idiot

*dilates* noooo you're wrong!!

the trial has been more kino than any movie i´ve seen in the last few years.
Seeing how camille ripped AH a new asshole filled me with joy.

>I don't think a lot of ppl don't understand

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she only had 13 months before depp sued her retard. she needed that money for flights to talk at the UN ambassador meetings

Everything after Heard's destruction on cross has been boring as shit

is that really true? 8 hours of vid depos today? well, fuck that.

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That makes this thread completely on-topic kek

> Jannie's are unpaid
Its okay user's here have Pledged to pay all there salarys.

>OBJECTION! This is going horribly for my client.

their

el idiote

>Depp way more powerful physically.
I doubt that. Depp may be a man, but he's also in his fifties and a druggie. His body must be a wreck underneath all the makeup and clothes.

dont judge too harsh. We´ve had many kino vid depos, do i have to remind you of the vaper, gandalf and the scott?

They talked about at least one live witness, so I doubt that.

She's a JOURNALIST respect her misogynist

Got this to watch tonight, pure Depp kino.

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>Sustained, it's illegal to own bitches like this.

$Ziggyro is my cashapp, I'm so hungry. plz help me

Hmmm why would someone pledge to donate money that they can't actually readily give away?

but they were live

i surely hope so

Plus Amber is around the same height and has a dick.

It could be worse, they could be doing it for free.

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>amber's friend testifying that amber had injuries from johnny
deppbros...its over...

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>AH has already paid 6 million dollars to her lawyers
JUST

Absolute HalloweenComfyKino.

alejandro wasnt. the others were live, now that you mention it

yep it's Any Forums jannies

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Paid or pledged?

thats true, she told JD to suck her dick multiple times.

oh nonono Any Forums bros??

What is wrong with Any Forums jannies, are they paid by elon and Amber?

theyre the same thing, didnt you know?

>gets paid $7 million
>pledges it to charity
>saves it instead
>pays almost whole amount to lawyers
I hope they hammer this point in the closing argument. She kept the money for 13 months because she expected to need it for something very soon.
>captcha JNYMM
Janny…

>paid

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FUCK tv janny niggers

Any Forums jannies strike again. At least they were nice enough to just move the thread this time, instead of completely deleting it with no word.

Official thread niggers

Never had a thread moved before. oh well
Some one cashapp me so I can order food for this trial bros $Ziggyro

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I think none of them should win the case. What a clownshow