Unaffected by gas prices

>unaffected by gas prices
>makes carfags seethe
>makes pedestrians seethe
It appears my superiority has led to some controversey

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Pretty funny how faggots keeps dying on these things by smashing into poles or walls too.

My wife’s boyfriend got me one and it’s amazing. He even gave me a $50 gift card to game stop and I zipped on over there so fast!

>living in a city
don't be surprised when a vibrant person blindsides your ass lol

Last summer one of these fags tried to race me while I was inline skating.
He lost control and crashed on the pavement.
I just laughed and rolled away.

Didnt electricity jump by 144%, even more than gas

I still think they unironically look cool, but you need flat road for it.

sweet! what game did you buy?

This you?

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You don't pay for the electricity retard lol you rent the scooter

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Please be more respectful and refrain from using the f word, please.

That sounds amazing user, I wish my wife's boyfriend was as wholesome as yours XD

Then stay home princess, if you can't dance get off the dance floor. Otherwise they are tonnes of fun to ride hammered. Love those scooter apps.

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Faggotry!

>inline skating
TeeeEERrreeeeeey doesnt use inline.

>gets hit by car

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>Looks like a fag
Just buy a bike, you dumb fuck.

>helmet not clipped
>implying scootfags even wear helmets.

>Look like a total fag.
No thanks.

If this was reddit, I'd downvote your ass.

don't be so self-conscious, true chads don't care

Those got banned here because they have shit brakes.

Can't ride those in my city because we aren't faggots.

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>true chads don't care
Except they do. As social animals its human nature to care about what others think of you, and there's no shame in admitting that.

What are you talking about ya dog fucker hahaha I'm not scared of them I love watching people fuck them selves up on them. I will admit i've ridden a couple when I'm maggoted after the pub on a Friday and they are fun as fuck. But I get more enjoyment from the dumb fucks who eat shit on them,

Nope. Chads only care about opinions of people who they consider worthy. Caring what some random fag on the street thinks about you is not chad.

They're literally everywhere in big cities. Stop lying you shit

It´s the right choice but it makes us look like fags, so guess what?! We are burning every single drop of crude oil there is..

Fuck you faggot

(((Types like a r3ddit faggot)))

Saw one of these shitswizzlers launch himself off a curb the other day. Laughed myself silly.

Reddit is much more redpilled on the transport of the future though

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Hahahaha nice