Female engineers solve messy burritos crisis with edible tape

Meninist bros... we got too cocky.
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Can't you just hold that part with your hands?

>Excuse me mam, someone put a bandaid on my burrito

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"Prestigious" universities are a joke. Literally just black and women circle jerking as a PR stunt

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sandwich engineering, very nice.

use the houmous or guac as a 'glue'
also edible paper already exists

fuck you turk you learned about rolled breads from us greeks.

>2022
>americans cant make a kebab
ngmi

Fucking hell. This is why you warm the tortilla. Wrap it with the flap side down. Then if you over fill and have trouble keeping it together put the burrito back on the pan and toast cut side down. Then wrap in foil and peel as you go. Any or all of these steps is easier and cheaper than fucking edible tape.

Where is the liability for the obvious edible tape cancer. This is hot glue hack level engineering

Yeah, its called paper. All paper is edible. There is paper that doesnt taste like paper and you might actually WANT to eat it. But otherwise all paper is edible. Its just cellulose.

>uk flag
>turk
>crim flag
>us greeks

unacceptable behaviour

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what?
solve?
what happened with hundred others edible adhesives in use for thousands of years?

no wonder men are dropping out of society.

>All paper is edible.
have you been eating bleached and coated photograph paper again?
maybe that's why you're fucking retarded.

>Women go to STEM to not make sandwiches
>Design a sandwich

just fucking lay the flap flat down on the plate you stupid fucking whore

you mean like sushi nori sort of?

So they want me to eat plastic ?

>A broad "invents" Nori
Good job i guess.

Normies don’t think that way. They need help and be told what to do and how to do them.

Just toast it you dumb cunts

nobody is going to buy that shit. how did they even manage to get air time?

>BREAKING NEWS

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Stupid gringas, you just toast that seam part first and it seals itself with steam. Even my abuelita with a 5th grade education knew this.

shut the fuck up lan.

>american university

Or, maybe don't get double steak you fat fucking pigs

You're supposed to cook the outside of the burrito. It getting pressed down and the heat pretty much seals it

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Millions of illiterate beaners can figure it out but it takes "educated" women from a $250K university to figure how to hold a burrito and cook it so it doesn't fucking open.

wtf did I just tried to read

>he thinks mass produced paper is all natural

It’s the media. Chock full of faggotry that the normies find “interesting”

Think of the types of cattle that watch this shit. It’s a perfect “story” to get a couple brain cells to fire off.

Mutts are morons
It's why you say mam

>create cost-adding, unappetizing "solution" for a "problem" that doesn't exist
>congratulate selves for genius

Pathetic.

The heat of the rice seals the burrito.

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Those women have never cooked in their lives so

The fact that the tortilla they used as demonstrable dont have an ounce of color bothers me more than it should.

Due to messy burritos?

This

with my friend in to do him under with meme, consuming to near me.

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How do you even wat it if you don't hold it?
If you use a knife and fork, then it doesn't matter, if you use your hand, you will hold it so it still doesn't matter.
What's the point of this invention? To eat more plastic crap?

Then what else could our top engineers invent

Someone would consider this racist somehow.

Is this the see kay thread?

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behold the power of women in stem. Think of what else could have been created to go along with the auto trailer hitch that costs more than the car had they been treated equally

Good morning. I hate women.

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they just need to learn how to roll a proper burrito, stupid women, mexican abuelas are smarter

After you eat half of it, it falls apart.
If a man had been part of the interview, he would have pointed this out.

They only know how to remove it.

>tfw dream of going to MIT
>could probably get in

Is it a wokefest or would I actually be learning things?

Good afternoon, so do i.

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These women were trained in science, but their instincts led them back to the kitchen.

>MIT
Prepare to be surrounded by Asians
Maybe choose a different engineering school.

greetings from Kazakhstan

spanish people dont have this problem bc the tortilla is fucking toasted/cooked fresh and formed and or fryed together not some white flour COL
D PIECE OF SHIT. why are white women so fucking retarded

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That's why you use two pieces, one for each half.
Or you can just fucking hold the flap with your thumb or fingers and it will stay together.

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I used to say Ma'am out of sheer politeness. Now I say Ma'am when I want to see if it triggers an autism fit from 30 year old unmarrieds.

firstly, you're a nigger

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engineering is not academia, your credentials don't matter as much.
What's important is you got a degree and you know your shit, not how "accredited" is that university

>spam musubi

Probably something derives from roasted seaweed or something similar.

> Female engineers
ULTIMATE RAGE
Why not just calling 'engineers' you fucking idiots? As if female engineers are some kind of nonsense or a rare animal. Nobody says 'male engineers' because there's nothing special about it, so it's correct not to emphasyze the sex.
I hate stupid feminists so much.

How come the kids making $13 an hour at moe's/chipotle can figure out how to roll a burrito without it falling apart but these female engineers couldn't?

>spanish people
>burrito, tortilla
Amerifat education...

>not how "accredited" is that university
You have convinced me.
Because Western women exist to be pampered and catered to. You don't see a single man in that room because he would either be mocking the fuck out of it or trying to get laid.