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Brit/pol/ - Purple Pitcher Plant Horticulturist Society edition
Jose Torres
Dominic Wood
Good morning mr brincel
Logan Harris
berty, berty brincrl. brinnie brinnie brincel
Colton Watson
Should we name more things after the queen? The queen Elizabeth public toilets, the queen Elizabeth bus stop, her majesties royal pelican crossing.
Etc.
Sebastian Watson
No they should name them after black queens such as niki minaj
Liam Roberts
Should let this pile of wank die to save face.
Shame on you OP, sham on you
Blake Bell
The queen now has an Elizabeth railway line, its so unimaginative that it should be adapted to everything.
The royal traffic lights, the Elizabeth toilet paper.
Andrew Lewis
Still nothing
Justin Walker
Need me a jubilee blow job
>false teeth
>gummy suck
Daniel Williams
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Sri lanka is going crazy but they constantly talk about Ukraine.
Sebastian Brooks
IIII DDDDOOOOONNNNTTTTTTTT CARRREEEE BRIIIINNNNCCCELLLLL
Noah Russell
They can’t use Sri Lanka as a scapegoat for shit state of the country
Joseph Jones
Yeah true.
Caleb Fisher
Good morning jobseekers. I wish you all the love and comfort of Allah's light this fine morning.
Grayson Diaz
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In Sri Lanka, politicians are being beaten and stoned by starving people.
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Senior Director Inspector General of Police smashed and thrashed by the people of Sri Lanka.
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Jayden Barnes
You OK son? In the head like?
John Barnes
Why do people buy chairs that have doorknockers on the back? Wtf is that about?
Adam Wood
That has nothing to do with it. Ordinarily brown country shits its undies would be #2 news slot on every channel. The reason it's not this time is because Sri Lanka is experiencing the same cost of living crisis we're experiencing only a few weeks or months ahead and without our financial and political resources to stave off the effects of said crisis. You don't let the sheep see the abattoir. Or you wouldn't if sheep knew what an abattoir was. I don't know. It's early.
Oliver Nguyen
>politicians are being beaten and stoned by starving people.
hmmm....
Julian Miller
So do you think whats going on there is coming here soon too?
That will be completely mad.
Cooper Smith
No. We have shitloads of foreign currency reserves, shitloads of dirt on foreign leaders, a projectable military force, and we're good doggies for the USA. We'll get fed. My point is Sri Lanka is experiencing the same thing we are, just without money, physical prowess, or friends to get them through the bad times.
We might see some unrest but it won't be terrible unless the USA blows its load on China a decade early.
Ethan Jackson
>Previously expected to be 23C, then 26C, today might reach up to 28C.
Fuck sake, I'm not made for the heat.
Ethan Thomas
Is it true that the Irish border situation is the fault of Brexit? I never realised that the EU solved every problem there.
Liam Young
Lol ur borin
Luke Gutierrez
Good morning slags and slugs.
Who's the Tory MP arrested for rape, please?
This is a safe space. You can tell us.
James Flores
Fuck off eddie you fat cunt.
Oliver Hughes
Shops are running out of cooking oil and we have crazy inflation, petrol prices etc due to one tiny country being invaded.. its all suspect.
Ayden Sanders
Like this? WTF?