Politically speaking how do i make 200 dollars in the shortest amount of time

politically speaking how do i make 200 dollars in the shortest amount of time

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Rent out your ass, depending on your attractivity you may see 50-1000 USD, If you're underage even more, Godspeed user.

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i want to keep my pride thank you

Can you sell plasma?
Politically, I mean.

That cat ate somebodys ass out. He likes the poopie.

i dont think we can in australia

Do you smell that, user?

Me neither. Start farting.

shove a soap up your nose you dirty paki

but they will probably just make fun of u

That's really not that much money user, why do you need it so suddenly?

i need some ice RIGHT now

careers.mcdonalds.com

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Prostitution

Do you have those "Work Today, Get Paid Today" Labour Ready type places? Where the crackheads go? Go and dig some ditches on a construction site for a day or whatever, and you'll reach your goal.

Honesty is pretty based, but unfortunately being a slave to the glass barbie is fucked.
Get help nigger.

gamble and quit when ur up 200

do you spit or swallow?

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Jerk off on camera but dont show your face

australia is so fucked man

sell drugs and/or onlyfans, politically speaking

Its 2022 OP, you can be proud of being a faggot prostitute now

Jerk someone else off on camera with out showing your face

Let's assume that most Auzzies aren't willing to suck cock for another hit of meth...

No you fucking retard, he ate some cheetos

im unvaxed so no go

Trick some prozy to jerk you off on camera with her tits out while your face remains hidden out of view of the camera.

if you ever needed a reason to be, and stay, sober, hang around outside an australian methadone clinic
>t. contractor who works at a mental hospital

Based.
The jew fears the methhead

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Ive given you three BANGERS

blowjob

Uber Eats / Doordash
as long as you have a car you can start within 30 minutes of right now; that's how long it takes

$200 should take you 3 days including gas

>200 dollars for a suck
are these really the going rates?
fuck that.

Yeah it is, but you can still suck my dick toothpaste nigger

>fuck that.
that's $200/hr user

He's all meth'd up. If he's ever owned a car, it's probably been sold long ago...

looks like it's payday today

what the cat doin

>Near instant
Get a fast loan. Just beware of those rates.
>Slightly slower, higher risk, but free if you make it
Think like a crack nigger. What do they find themselves in possession of, where do they offload it?
>???
One thing I did always wonder about was - how much money do drug dealers really carry?

5 bucks on 7 red

most just carry a float to make change.

Take out a loan for $1000.

I don't know. I've seen them hang out for hours, shaking hands with people. I'm not talking about some kind of Baltimore tier established stronghold of crack type (The Wire) deal where the infrastructure itself is set up with good drop points and everything, I mean where they carry the drugs and money on the same person. They do that here it seems. You can spot these metrosexual sandniggers with messenger bags a mile out - drug dealer.

>i need some ice RIGHT now
Do you get ice in the winter? Just wait aboanon

If you're in Sydney I'll buy your ass for $150, an extra $50 if you let me raw dog you and fill your boipucci up with my semen.

nah murray bridge

On your knees, of course.

Suck 400 dicks.