Hey guys scientist here, me and my colleagues have been doing some science up in Yellowstone which is really alarming. There is a lot of information that points to the Yellowstone Caldera probably erupting in the coming months. This information is obviously being withheld to keep a moral panic not only nation-wide but also internationally. I reccomend that anyone in the west GTFO as soon as they can, this is BIG.
YELLOWSTONE ERUPTION IMMINENT
Carter Torres
Aiden Butler
cool story kike
Jose White
>scientist here
>me and my colleagues
A scientist would say my colleagues and I, op, you shitlarper
Joseph Parker
based as fuck dude. Based thug lover
Owen Murphy
Nothing ever happens
Nathaniel Long
I hate reruns.
Bentley Richardson
by scientist do you mean you watched a Yellowstone youtube video?
because thats what you did
Jayden Bell
>Hey guys. It's me. A scientist. I work for the gubment. What's up? Did you know Yellowstone is going to errupt soon? Yeah. Better find some place safe. It's going to happen soon.
>Well. I g2g. C'ya.
Easton Thompson
>YELLOWSTONE ERUPTION IMMINENT
FAKE
>Hey guys scientist here
GAY
Adam Ward
I'm going to Yellowstone in June fuck lol
Eli Allen
>Hey guys, scientist here
Parker Barnes
>the microwave emitters have almost super-heated the water goyim
Caleb Morris
Good. I'm immortal and this is my final incarnation and why not at this point.
BRING IT!
Owen Carter
anything i can do to help it explode faster?
Logan Thompson
Fucking twerking nigger spooked me
James Ward
> Yellowstone Caldera probably erupting in the coming months
Don't you mean in 2 weeks ?
Andrew Myers
Fuck I was looking right at the purple center and that shit happened
Isaiah Ross
Colossal if true
Sebastian Cox
Why can't it be closer to me?
Landon Long
Okay thanks, sounds super serious.
Thomas Morales
>imminent supervolcano eruption
>moral panic
Larping midwit goober. Learn the meaning of terms before you use them.
Xavier Green
Actual geologist here.
Yellowstone will probably vent off via a series of smaller eruptions over 200 - 500 years.
Bentley Moore
I knew the thread was bullshit but the gif got me.
You win this round, gg
Nathaniel Kelly
why is there a male nigger who twerks in your gif? I am thinking you might be pulling a ruse on me here
Logan Wood
I’m in the yellow zone. Not my problem.
Nicholas Anderson
>scientist here
>doing some science
you dont even know what field would be responsible for this fucking tard
David Robinson
Checked. And I fucking HATE midwits so damn much.