Russia coping

Finland and Sweden are joining NATO and Putin suddenly backed off with the nuke threats
Russia is fucked
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>Finland is not going to apply for NATO
>Okay, Finland is trying to join NATO, but they're not going to get security guarantees during the application process
>They got security guarantees, but they're useless and russia is going to attack anyway
>Putin said Finland joining NATO is not a security risk to russia, but he's lying about that while simultaneosly being 100% honest about everything happening in Ukraine
>Sure, russia might not do shit, but Turkey will veto Finland's membership
>Turkey didn't veto it, but someone else will!
>Who cares if Finland is in NATO, nobody will come to help them anyway when russia invades
>Russia might just have collapsed, but it will rebuild itself back up in 2 weeks and then it's payback time!

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at this point russia really needs to do something big to save face

the only thing they can do now is put all on Putin.. and throw him under the bus.
Nothing else can save them face, not even annexing Ukraine

Turkey said no. Cope and seethe.

Turkey is dog that needs its master (USA) to remind it who's boss. Whether USA decides to use the carrot or the stick is up to them. Everyone knows this

Kek

Turkey just wants some trade restrictions lifted
They'll be voting yes in a week

Can anyone post any evidence that Putin threatened anyone with nuclear bombs

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He's gonna nuke finland in to show an example

Why is finland so important? What happens there?

Jesus what a precedent to set. So basically Ukraine can up and join NATO after the war and Putin will just have to watch it happen?

Wish he would desu

Cope more, kek

>So basically Ukraine can up and join NATO after the war
There will be no post war Ukraine. Ukraine is finished. Most of their fighting age fit young men are dead and their women are all foreign men's whores now. They don't have the money to rebuild infrastructure and cities and borrowing crisis loans will just increase their already massive debt. Ukrainian identity is finished.

What’s the timeline looking like? Two more weeks until the goose is cooked?

Not so fast, Swede-Autists and Finnish-Chinks... prepare Sanna Marin for Kara Boga, or suffer the price

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You're gonna look real stupid in a short amount of time. Remember this comment when turkey heels like lapdog they are

On behalf of the His Majesty of the Sublime Porte, SVLTVN Erdogan,
I'd like to remind the coping redditors here what his demands for not using the veto to cockblock NATO are;

>The lifting of the arms embargo.

>Re-entry into the F-35 fighter program.

>Approval of a new package of purchases of F-16 fighters.

>Removal of sanctions from the S-400 air defense system.

>Declaration by Sweden and Finland of the Kurdistan Workers' Party and its derivatives as terrorist organizations.

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>me and the gang walking up to the all you can eat breakfast buffet

>Everyone knows this
sure.
I bet the Saudis were as well.
Oh wait, the Saudis told the Amerimutts to get fucked

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3 to 8 months
Screenshot this leaf

They'll get all the money they'll ever need from the west to rebuild, and then some. Since you're historically illiterate, read up on marshall plan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Plan

Good thing that Saudis aren't in NATO then, eh?

>turkey heels like lapdog they are
What's your cope on the s400 purchase

Never heard about it