/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GETTING CLOSE EDITION

but i enjoy reading longposts, especially infallible ones
i find them very edifying

Vote out all who voted for either NDAA or Beijing Biden in 2021!
Use davesredistricting.org to make your own districts for your state & local races.

To find a RINO, check Soros/SPLC/ADL/WEF/CFR connections.
If anyone of a dynasty is corrupt, they're all corrupt.

Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!
Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!
Tell your Senators: NO BEIJING-BIDEN APPOINTEES EVER!
Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!

Anything you can do to make America great again, do it! Go to redistricting meetings and make your voice heard!

Explanations: hatebin.com/aunkmoheeh
Endorsements:
May 24, AL: Bonds Constitutional Amendment: No
June 7, SD: AmdtC/60% for spending referenda: Yes
Aug. 2, KS: NO ABORTION: YES

Nov. 8:
AL: "Non-racist" Const.: NO, Amdt Inc.: yes, Series of Tubes: Yes, Orphan Jur.: yes, Bail Denial: YES, Election Safeguard: YES, Cap Improv: Yes, Econ Dev Fin: no, Notice of Reprieve: YES
AK: no
AZ: Illegals Tuition: NO, Voter ID: YES, Invalid Provisions: NO, Single-subject: NO
AR: YES
CA: NO
CO: Taxcut: Yes, 23D: Yes, Homestead: Yes, moar gaming: no, dedcaps: No, ToC: NO
CT: NO
FL: YES
GA: YES
ID: yes
IL: NO
IA: YES
KS: YES
KY: YES
LA: Tax hike: NO, Waive Charges: Yes, Limit NOLA proptax: NO, Invest in Stock: Yes, Civ Service Senpai Campaigns: no
MD: Renaming of Courts: No, Civil Juries: yes, Residency Req.: Yes, Pot: NO, Howard Orphan Court: NO
MA: NO
MI: yes
MO: Municipal bonds: Yes, new const.: no, NG: yes, refund police: YES
MT: C-48: no, LR-131: YES
NE: Yes
NV: NO
NH: no
NM: LGPF spending: NO, Household Services: NO, New Judge elections: Yes, BONDS: NO
NY: NO
OK: Yes
OR: NO
SD: NO
TN: RTW: YES, Remove Slavery: NO, Act Gov.: yes, Min.: Y
UT: NO
VT: NO
WV: YES
WY: Yes

SEND YOUR ENERGY AND PRAYERS TO MEHMET OZ--AND GROW MORE MOTIVATED FOR THE NEXT PRIMARIES!

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MAGA!
NO CRIPPLES IN CONGRESS!

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Elon - too many bots

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Not an awoo in sight
And everything is allright
It was a good day

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she hasn't brought any new brownlets into the world

it is also illegal to read longposts
no longposting!

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ALWAYS AWOO
NEVER CONCEDE
AUDIT THE FRAUD
DROP THE HAMMER
PUNCH THE SCORECARD
HANG THE RIGGERS
JINX THE JABBERS
FINISH THE WALL
DRAIN THE SWAMP
SINK THE CHINK
IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
LET'S GO BRANDON
BE BEST
JUST LOVE AND FORGIVE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
(EVEN IF THEY'RE WRONG)
STRONGER TIMES NOW
TRUMP FOREVER!

PA user here. How's the primary turning out?

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>the grifter is the one accused of being insurrectionist not that one that endorsed trannies
Maybe if Trump didn't go full retard in hi endorsement it wouldn't have gone this way

I agree.
I can't see them standing up for their constituents.

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>no copypaste post
youtu.be/ALkaxlaPURo

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they'll never find your body

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She's sexy with a paper bag on.

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>Finland is still not vaporized
>Luke is not in prison
Shame!

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sorry, america first PAC only paid me up until the polls closed
sorry!

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COME ON OZ.

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>Nobody candidate with a far left history and history of lying backed by Club for Growth should have been endorsed by trump
When do your checks run out? Are you paid till midnight?

>>the grifter is the fat sheboon running in the R primary
Yes.

McCormick has some nice trips there

>neither the roach tranny-loving Blimpf candidate nor the hedgie commiechinklover will win with more then 1%
>it'll be a runoff

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CAN'T SCHNAUZ THE OZ

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All polls had Barnette neck and neck.
If anyone is spoiler, it's Trump and Hannity for shilling against her so hard in the last days.
Should have just embraced her

It's Okay to Awoo!

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Correct, the nigger who lied about voting for Trump lost any right to the maga vote when she doubled down instead of admitting she just didn't get it yet in 2016

youtube.com/watch?v=UXfePyffll4

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This is a Grey Poupon commercial, isn't it.
youtube.com/watch?v=WdA8xz0LSTI

>AUDIT THE FRAUD
TWO WEEKS BABBAAYYYG

>(((polls)))
bro

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
cope harder faggot lmao your anti-white nigger split the MAGA vote here

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>cardcaptor sakura
oh no you're going down the shoujo route you have to follow that up with ttgl or you'll become extra gay
anyway become the tasteful vidya player and play hyper light drifter it's ultraMAGA

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these results are all over the place
which is more accurate?

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Do it.

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>COME ON OZ.
I know he is trumps pick, but i dont like that guy.. He seems slimy to me... Ive always been creeped out by that guy

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Great job to the Barnette retards who split the vote enough for the race to get to this point.
>b-but muh heckin based negress who can't even answer basic questions about her military experience and wants to build statues of obama and his family...
>y-you're questioning a black woman?! RACIST!

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>/ptg/
>Trump was the spoiler, why didn't you vote for the sheboon
I'm putting off my suicide until you explain how you expected something this fucking stupid to work

guys i don't thin Donald Trump Jr is going to win

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NYT
Decision desk is at 73% reporting vs NYT at 88%

The reporting numbers are everywhere--where's PA's official reporting %?

my smol kot snuck in here for bed time and she is flirtin pretty hard

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IMAGINE VOTING FOR A NIGGER WOMAN.

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this is amazing b8 i'm really impressed

>jr
Bruh.

nice picture of your cot user
at least you don't pretend to have one like a certain egg

Oz is going to win?
CARLOOOOOOOOS!
Of course, I'm words on a screen.

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You must pet the smol kot.

starting to think the negress did exactly what she set out to do

>Be Stephen Colbert
>Snorts some coke backstage
>Stephen walks on stage
>Sips his coffee
>"AAAAAAH THOSE FAR RIGHT RUSSIAN PAID TRAITORS"
>Audience starts to crack up
>"THEY DIDN'T GET THEIR 6TH SHOT"
>People start coughing from all the laughter
>"HAHAHA MAN BABIES I'M DANCING"
>People start banging the ground from the sheer force of comedy
>"LAUGH"
>Boomers start having flashbacks to the 60s drug orgies before as they foam at the mouth
>"LAUGH AT ME I'M FUNNY MAN" >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>Audience_runs_on_stage.mov
>Devours Colbert alive as he orgasms from the pain
>He unleashes his final form in a maid outfit
>Starts throwing screaming clot shots upon the masses
>People's bodies start melting as the chorus of vaccine parody music among the screams is the last thing they hear
>Stephen wipes out all life on Earth
>"Drumpf finally defeated" He thinks
>Hears something in the distance
>"AWOOOO!"
>Flies over
>Sees a small wolf girl with a red hat
>Hearing her sad howl as she cries
>Licks lips
>"WELCOME TO THIS SEGMENT OF THE VAC-SCENE!" He screams
>"Awoo!?!?" She looks
>Stephen grabs her by the throat
>Slams her to the ground
>She crawls while bleeding trying to escape
>"New mandate came in"
>Colbert pulls down his outfit
>Awoo looks in horror
>Pulls down his panties
>"FAUCI OUCHIE TIME!"
>He penetrates her at lightning speed
>"AWOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
>Every thrust hurts more then the last
>She grabs the dirt begging him to stop
>"LOL more of the freedumb propaganda!"
>"How selfish!"
>Stephen starts accelerating his rape
>"I THINK THIS CURVE HIS ALMOST FLATTEN"
>"NOO PWEASE DON'T GET ME PWEGANT!" she pleads with blood in her mouth
>"AL-ALMOST"
>He moves so fast he becomes a blur
>Massive laugh track starts playing as he finishes
>Tears fill her eyes as her mind goes almost numb
>All her memories start flooding as the world goes dark
>"Just show business kid" He lights his Cuban cigar
>Taking a deep breath in with his foot on her back.

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GREGHEADS WE LOST TONIGHT

>No Greg Gutfeld today
Dam it!!

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i told you i like CLAMP lel
everyone in this show is bisexual it's so weird, but yeah i'm either going for ttgl next or code geass
>play hyper light drifter
if i can find a way to play it on a mac i will. yume nikki was hard enough to figure out

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wow! i sure do wonder why she was plastered on CNN and MSNBC!

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THE BLACK WOMAN RUINS EVERYTHING AGAIN

Couldn't be me.

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IT'S OVER
TUCKER IS NEXT

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3k VOTE DUMP INCOMING

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OZ BROS
WE HAVE A CHANCE
AHHHHH

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WHO HERE TEAM BREEM

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Like I said. No more cunt.

Wouldn’t even be casual friends w this mongo irl. Pass!

Twatter employees are calling Elon "literally special needs because he has assburger" and say that "they can't take anything that he's saying seriously" because of that.
twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1526720931581894656

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Ay tone dat guy over there wants to take a crack at your wood

this is crazy

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Come on Oz.

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She is in a film where she has this special elixir bath with some milky looking magical mix of healing concoction... Well i think about that scene a lot lately bvecause my body is so beat up and I need one of those magical potions in some bathtub.. Im thinking maybe I shoukd try an ice bath but definitely need to get in that tub from that movie

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AWOOING

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Hold the fuck on... Mastriano won Allegheny County, the Lehigh Valley area, and fucking PHILLY?
Anyone saying this race is a slam dunk for Shapiro is full of shit.

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...

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> mediocre executive calls world's richest man handicapped, "special"
This is narcissism.

$37 a gallon

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she a gud gril

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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it's on the app store for my phone i'll just buy it

Watching that Project Veritas video of the faggy Lead Client Director guy calling him "Special Needs" made me sad. I'm not diagnosed, but I'm pretty sure I have Aspberger's too. I know we're advanced humans and normies are just seething, but man it really sings when you're reminded of the social stigma against aspies.

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And now we have the China shill, good work fellas.

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FINAL 10%

PULL BOYS

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either way this just proves how powerful trump's endorsement is
oz wouldn't have even been in third if it weren't for trump

Yeah, this dude seriously wiped the floor with no spoilers. I thought Lou Barletta would do a little better, but Mastriano was unstoppable.

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>The rural retards are the ones voting for the RINO
What is wrong with PA

>The jew fears the indoor breastmilk farmer

DO IT, OZ. DO IT OZ. DO IT.

Philly doesn't have any republican voters

>flash in the cat's face
poor kitty

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Can twitter even get any worse?

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Fraud.

Oh was there a second video?

Oz did a lot of dumb shit and people don't trust him.

take my energy Ozmandias!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'd buy a gallon or two if she was unvaccinated.

ptg is pulling for a dual citizen Turk roach named Mehmet...YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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I WILL MAKE EVERY AMERICAN WOMAN A BIMBO, ANAL LOVING, SUBMISSIVE MONOGAMOUS-LOYAL-SLUT IF I HAVE MY WAY. Americans believe in me and the future will be bright!

MAAGA!

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They could ban the anime booba artists.

>I know we're advanced humans and normies are just seething
The Lead Client Director is literally a salesman. Musk is the world's richest man. This isn't social stigma—it's envy and insecurity.

9% LEFT
OZ 0.3% BEHIND

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SENDING ENERGY TO THE TRUMPFREN!

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FUG THE CHINASHILL.

How saggy do you think her tits are?

Over a literal sheboon and a neocon

If nothing else, that confession alone should spark a shareholder lawsuit over fiduciary responsibility.

that fucking nigger cucked him out of more votes
i hate grifters and nigger lovers

She's looking cute tonight but her boobs are in a knot

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TAKE MY ENERGY!!!!!

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>everyone in this show is bisexual it's so weird
you need to know that all mahou shoujo-inspired things of any merit are drawing from utena, a very old anime that is very much a something
ccs was a favorite of imouto's when we were all much younger. i however am a man and do not watch little girl things
>phoneplaying
GROSS

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This isn't a secret the poo CEO says straight up he believes hate speech laws should be a thing

i'm getting a cat the moment i live on my own

>Shannon BTFO kike Gutfeld
>Shannon BTFO autistic bubblehead Timpf

Nothing personal, /ptg/

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