>wake up
>you are Japanese
What do?
>wake up
>you are Japanese
What do?
Cry
commit sudoku
Get sad because the soul crushing work culture
Murder the natives and bomb their cousins in hawaii.
Go to that forest and hang myself.
fuck some children
Wonder how I'm supposed to live not being able to read anything
Rejoice that I am not a nigger
It just means you are a lazy nigger (which most of the Any Forums is because they are zoomers)
Play eurobeat in an evo x and drift the mountain road
Try to go to a soapland of course.
righteously deny nanjing
Shrug and eat rice.
No foreigners allowed
Be happy because I'm full Jap instead of a mixed cunt.
continue working on my masterpiece
Go to work for 14 hours
Spend ridiculous money on vintage levi’s and converse all stars
Begin to work on making robot waifus for fellow otaku fans and get worldly recognition solving incel problems. If you make them, they will become calm.
try out my foreskin
Try and sound like anime characters and then go and streak out in the town.
Rape Nanking. Turn Korea into penal colony.
Finally I can get a daki without getting shamed.
Look at the mirror and cry, "Nani?!"
rape white foreigners and then cannibalize them. then get released from jail from a short stint and become a local celebrity.