I like to go into alcoholics anonymous zoom meetings and watch the cute girls. I masturbate while I do this...

I like to go into alcoholics anonymous zoom meetings and watch the cute girls. I masturbate while I do this, and when they look in the camera it makes it so much better.

What would happen to me if I am caught masturbating on zoom?

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uh, based

is this a scene from fight club 2

kek OP, based and robust

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That is rookie shit fag. You need to finish than convince a whiny normie that he needs a drink.

hnnnnnnnnng i want to bust a nut on my webcam and let her see

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I go to the same meeting almost every night to do this.

pic related comes in with a blonde wig as "Alison" half the time kek

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do it then record her reaction afterwards

just ask for her number at the end of the meeting and send her pics of u busting ur nut bro, she will prolly trade nudes with you

Jeffrey Toobin is back to work at CNN so it helps if you're a Jew and you get caught beating off in a Zoom meeting.

he has anime catgirl mouth

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keep dropping kino OP

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i swear this guy is jerking it too

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possible troon?

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Captain ron!

Finally a good thread

yeah im thinkin its a dude in womens clothes

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waaaah i cant stop drinking i have no self controooool

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>when a guy from jackaholics anonymous accidentally logs on to different related zoom call

i think im in love, bros

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What ethnicity is she Any Forums experts?

that fucking faggot mouth shape

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might be considered a sex offender

Sex (and love) addiction is a real thing. Glad your getting help for one addiction. Hopefully you dont replace it with another unhealthy one.

hey user, wanna ditch this meeting and go grab a drink? i'm buying haha!

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maybe central European

What is this chick like 11? And an alcoholic already? Amazing how healthy some of them can look

Is he wearing a Masters shirt?

How are you going to do the 13th step if you can't actually go to meetings? Also, AA is a fucking cult and should be abolished

what in the fuck is this half poo?

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she looks mid twenties

You should post a link in the meeting to this thread op. She will be flattered and probably ask for your number.

just drop a link to the zoom meeting already

he looks like he might be a doctor or some licensed professional

You're insane

Are they white? She has black eyes, black hair and swarthy skin after all...

no i want to enjoy my jerking without them kicking everyone out

>tfw they see you jerking in zoom

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nobody cares

Uhm either Serbian/South Slavic or from the Caucasus.
It could also be Turkish even.

Most likely she doesnt drink. Most females in recovery that dont look torn up and picked at are heroine addicts. For some reason the opioid users stay young looking.

More like mid-11. But if this isn’t a larp she’d have to be closer to what you said.

my drunkfu is showing her shoulder that dirty harlot

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you're such a fag, shit thread

is that an aries neclace

i bet this girl browses Any Forums

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Retard, masturbate to sexoholic meetings. Get caught and they relapse on you.

Fuckin Pusssy!

Imagine the smell

I like to go into alcoholics anonymous, use a fake webcam video played with OBS virtual camera wait for half an hour and wait for the opportunity for the host to unmute and me to display obscene nigger porn to the whole meeting while playing the "kill all niggers" audio

Sex offender. Forwarded thread to FBI

Uterus necklace dude

Alcoholic here. This post made me feel bad, OP

>never recorded and posted it on /gif/
for what purpose

this tranny is probably just staring at itself thinking "wow they totally think im a woman!"

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Very true. I’d sooner believe she’s a shooter upping pill popper who only eats celery sticks and peanut butter every two days

Oh noooooo what in the world is the fbi gonna do groom him for another mass shooting.

just put down the bottle you wino

Ketchup and Kraft Mac n Cheese

I'm guessing pacific islander. Possibly a Fijian Indian

> Argentinian mutt LARPing as white
> BUT MUH BOATS

Not going to the sickle cell anemia or testicular cancer support group, ngmi

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does she live in a garage or wtf

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heres everyones reaction to nigger farding dildo prolapse video that I displayed to over one hundred people this weekend

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I'm an Uruguayan Indio purebred, I just want to see what you and your double standards say

or maybe she had a dui and is required to attend aa for a while
isn’t that a thing over there

spanish italian romanian or any other balkan meme ethnicity

Alcohol makes you fat a little aged and unkempt looking, uppers age the shit out you, opioid users become preserved. Unfortunately they are also the worst type of person of all the above.

I enjoy spending time shitposting here and other forums but you guys seriously spend your time lurking in online AA meetings? How low will you stoop?

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im ready for sex user

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You so fucking stupid but I love you for it. Thanks for the kino, brother.

stay pure pro

>caught masturbating on zoom?
youd have to try really hard to do that user, just dont find out

it actually seems fun lol

I don’t know how y’all do the zoom thing

I had a job at local Chik fila in the bag but they wanted to do a zoom interview and I just never responded back. I wanted to go back to college but I’m not willing to comply with all this gay remote learning shit, we all know remote learning is fake and gay
Anyway yeah fuck zoom never done it never will

it is fun

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>tranny
>alcoholic
no way
nice digits btw

She has the crazy eyes, idk.
Slightly dudish gaze.

Wtf
Post link for the video

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Your drunkfu is very cute OP and I bet the fat chick in your other photo resents her.