/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WE LOVE OUR MOMS EDITION

aweeerrrrrrr?

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I guess the new people here don't know:
President Trump gave the pentagon a written order to release some of the back engineered technology that they pentagon got from space aliens and from spacecraft shoot downs.
I think that President Trump was after the zero point energy power supplies, but the pentagon did not release anything at all, and have been playing dumb like they don't even know if space aliens exist.
The pentagon sends out jets to intercept UFO all the time, and the pentagon has space aliens working with them.
The pentagon just got called into the US House of Representives, and all the pentagon did was tell lies and play dumb.
Well they really are dumb, as far as that goes.
On top of everything else, the pentagon has already admitted that space aliens exist, and now they are trying to back up and pretend that never said that.
The pentagon has murdered Citizens and military men to keep space aliens a secret, and they really need to be brought to justice.

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so cawthorne won't avoid the runoff

Destroy Israel

ULTRA MAGA!

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What the *FUCK*, you goddamned faggots in Pennsylvania?!?!?

WHAT THE *FUCK* was wrong with Jeff Bartos and his comfy famliy??

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Just a matter of time until Cawthorn mounts the opposition!

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Cawthorn is coming up from behind. Soon, he will be on top!

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AWOOOoooo

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how cute!

glow more

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>liking old hags

>MAGA
Wendy Rogers - commies triggered

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Do all pokemon games have this shitty scaling towards the end? I'm on firered and suddenly when you get to the end game shit just jumps 20 levels out of nowhere and they expect you to mindnumbingly grind for a few hours or what? Fuck that shit

Flat chest

She's not wrong

I'd still smash though

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SLUT.

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I'm getting nervous Dr Poz bros

>This is ULTRA MAGA country.
Ultra MAGA Trump!

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Can I see a pic?

reminder
still early votes

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I’ll say without a hint of malice: I don’t know which one is the mother there, they all look old and not the good kind of old

All of them?

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>Be Stephen Colbert
>Snorts some coke backstage
>Stephen walks on stage
>Sips his coffee
>"AAAAAAH THOSE FAR RIGHT RUSSIAN PAID TRAITORS"
>Audience starts to crack up
>"THEY DIDN'T GET THEIR 6TH SHOT"
>People start coughing from all the laughter
>"HAHAHA MAN BABIES I'M DANCING"
>People start banging the ground from the sheer force of comedy
>"LAUGH"
>Boomers start having flashbacks to the 60s drug orgies before as they foam at the mouth
>"LAUGH AT ME I'M FUNNY MAN"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>Audience_runs_on_stage.mov
>Devours Colbert alive as he orgasms from the pain
>He unleashes his final form in a maid outfit
>Starts throwing screaming clot shots upon the masses
>People's bodies start melting as the chorus of vaccine parody music among the screams is the last thing they hear
>Stephen wipes out all life on Earth
>"Drumpf finally defeated" He thinks
>Hears something in the distance
>"AWOOOO!"
>Flies over
>Sees a small wolf girl with a red hat
>Hearing her sad howl as she cries
>Licks lips
>"WELCOME TO THIS SEGMENT OF THE VAC-SCENE!" He screams
>"Awoo!?!?" She looks
>Stephen grabs her by the throat
>Slams her to the ground
>She crawls while bleeding trying to escape
>"New mandate came in"
>Colbert pulls down his outfit
>Awoo looks in horror
>Pulls down his panties
>"FAUCI OUCHIE TIME!"
>He penetrates her at lightning speed
>"AWOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
>Every thrust hurts more then the last
>She grabs the dirt begging him to stop
>"LOL more of the freedumb propaganda!"
>"How selfish!"
>Stephen starts accelerating his rape
>"I THINK THIS CURVE HIS ALMOST FLATTEN"
>"NOO PWEASE DON'T GET ME PWEGANT!" she pleads with blood in her mouth
>"AL-ALMOST"
>He moves so fast he becomes a blur
>Massive laugh track starts playing as he finishes
>Tears fill her eyes as her mind goes almost numb
>All her memories start flooding as the world goes dark
>"Just show business kid" He lights his Cuban cigar
>Taking a deep breath in with his foot on her back.

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Vote out all who voted for either NDAA or Beijing Biden in 2021!
Use davesredistricting.org to make your own districts for your state & local races.

To find a RINO, check Soros/SPLC/ADL/WEF/CFR connections.
If anyone of a dynasty is corrupt, they're all corrupt.

Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!
Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!
Tell your Senators: NO BEIJING-BIDEN APPOINTEES EVER!
Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!

Anything you can do to make America great again, do it! Go to redistricting meetings and make your voice heard!

Explanations: hatebin.com/aunkmoheeh
Endorsements:
May 24, AL: Bonds Constitutional Amendment: No
June 7, SD: AmdtC/60% for spending referenda: Yes
Aug. 2, KS: NO ABORTION: YES

Nov. 8:
AL: "Non-racist" Const.: NO, Amdt Inc.: yes, Series of Tubes: Yes, Orphan Jur.: yes, Bail Denial: YES, Election Safeguard: YES, Cap Improv: Yes, Econ Dev Fin: no, Notice of Reprieve: YES
AK: no
AZ: Illegals Tuition: NO, Voter ID: YES, Invalid Provisions: NO, Single-subject: NO
AR: YES
CA: NO
CO: Taxcut: Yes, 23D: Yes, Homestead: Yes, moar gaming: no, dedcaps: No, ToC: NO
CT: NO
FL: YES
GA: YES
ID: yes
IL: NO
IA: YES
KS: YES
KY: YES
LA: Tax hike: NO, Waive Charges: Yes, Limit NOLA proptax: NO, Invest in Stock: Yes, Civ Service Senpai Campaigns: no
MD: Renaming of Courts: No, Civil Juries: yes, Residency Req.: Yes, Pot: NO, Howard Orphan Court: NO
MA: NO
MI: yes
MO: Municipal bonds: Yes, new const.: no, NG: yes, refund police: YES
MT: C-48: no, LR-131: YES
NE: Yes
NV: NO
NH: no
NM: LGPF spending: NO, Household Services: NO, New Judge elections: Yes, BONDS: NO
NY: NO
OK: Yes
OR: NO
SD: NO
TN: RTW: YES, Remove Slavery: NO, Act Gov.: yes, Min.: Y
UT: NO
VT: NO
WV: YES
WY: Yes

Fetterman is going down in November!

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ULTROS MAGA

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Middle is cute

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Will the KARA BOGA come through?

HAHAHA. SHE'S SMALL

Gee, who could be dragging up our average for obesity?

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being 7 years older than me put her in prime childhood crush range

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FUCKING JEJ

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The niggers and spics of course.
Yes, he is.

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Just slap Calm Mind or Bulk Up on something then sweep everything.

Also, who /Idahoprimarywaitingroom/ here?

ULTROS!

Bitch so flat her shirt isn't even staying on her shoulders.

HOES MAD (X24)

C O P E

FUG NIGGERS

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That picrel makes me laugh every single time!

Answer the question. Why are you up this late in the day?

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I'm hungry and I'm about to eat 2 Greek yogurts and some choccy casein powder. This is inevitable and you cannot stop it.

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CHADISON BROS THIS IS GOING TO BE CLOSE

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EXTREME AWOO

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short one

Did the crippled retard cousin fucker lose his primary yet?

Nips really know how to draw boobs, damn

ahem
you were saying?

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I'll be honest: I don't know jack shit about Bartos, but I do know enough about the top three that they are all obvious sacks of excrement...and Carla Sands is a socialite who's basically a shitbag hedgie like McCormick who'd sell the entirety of America off to the highest bidder

Fingers crossed.

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Why so many votes for Cawthorn's opponent?

he seems to be implying that since he overestimated edwards support, madison is the favourite?

Yes, C O P E

Had to get up to drink some water and got curious about PA result

cawthorn has had many scandals and the entirety of the establishment against him

>Kemp so much that they lose in November I'm okay with them winning.

Kemp is as much of a traitor as McConnell. I wouldn't vote for him if he won the primary

chek'd and JEJ

I've posted some more Albedo in yesterday's thread.
Oh that explains a lot.

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>many scandals
Like what? Some stupid video that got leaked?

This is why if Kemp wins, Abrams takes Georgia. A fuck ton of Trump supporters in Georgia agree with you

The more you learn about twitter, the worse it gets.

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Not going to lie, Portugal sold me on mature women respecting.

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yes, dumb college fratboy stuff
lots of leaks from close friends of madison

Elon - twitter bots

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it's getting close

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Oz is going to win. Barnette isn't running up the margins she needs in rurals.

kek'd and checked, also
>ID: Tucubra

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Ok groomer

Yeah, that fucking open primary is retarded

>Bitch so flat her shirt isn't even staying on her shoulders.
You can make booba bigger the maga way by putting a bun in the oven or trying Any Forums memes on flatties

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And there are a shit ton of Democrats coming to vote for Kemp just to spite you btw

So nothing to do with politics then

cawthorne gonna win, will be close tho

so whats the vote show?

>7 points
>close
LMAO

i want this cute aryan chad to win
please let it happen

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I’ll go back to sleep but archive dive to Hoover them all up thanks!

He’s a come from behind kind of guy.

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yes
cawthorn is ultraMAGA and very good on the issues. if he can survive these dumb scandals he'll be elected for a long time after

>Gee, who could be dragging up our average for obesity?
feminists!

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how shit is mccormick?

I fucking hate my state and all the twisted grifters in it

But he does anal.

5 now!

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Always glad to help.
Checking.

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He hasn't blown his load yet. He's still in this race, surging forward.

This bitch came from my state?

CARLOOOOOS

They're never going to arrest any of these people are they?

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Indians are even worse than niggers. They are the second worst race after jews.