Any hope for a mid 20s NEET that lives in his parents garage

And day drinks? I got no experience.

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how's your handshake, is it firm?

Its a normal handshake. I just am the point of giving up having an independent life from my parents. They have spoiled me rotten for over 25 years.

make shit up on your CV, user, they never check.

If I lived on my own, id have to shell out 3k a month to live somewhere in norcal

Stop drinking, slowly ween yourself off it and start going out for walks before you just turn into a fat slob with health issues like me. (I'm working on this, I've stopped drinking)

Depends, do you look good.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

looks is half the path

Can confirm, it's all BS, they dont check anything, and they have to teach you the job anyway.

Id say im average

As long as you get to inherit the house I'm sure you'll be fine.

Yes. Daytrade forex. If youre autistic youll make it. If not, die normie!

I also can confirm. They never even vaguely ask questions about it.

this, i'll be a reference for you user.

Haha mutt. Never got to boog.

Fugg can confirm looks is 90% of success, being on time is part of looks: nobody can see your looks if youre late.

OP is also a blood transfusion lab technician in Holland if he needs to be.
He was a real team player, can confirm.

>Any hope for a mid 20s NEET that lives in his parents garage
No. If you get a job at a woodshop or sawblade repair or something you can start saving up a lot of money though.
>And day drinks?
You're fucked.

Unironically 80@%

Ngmi sadly

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This. Do this kind of hands-on work. It's mentally fulfilling to do physical work and you'll get paid.