The fuck did I miss while I was nursing a migraine?
I was asleep all day
Blake Ross
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Aiden Butler
Aliens don't exist.
Jordan Carter
Imagine thinking "aliens" are from "space"
Caleb Brown
>the illigetimate federal government told yet another lie, for the purposes of grifting and embezzling money
WHOA STOP THE PRESSES!!!
Logan Phillips
You missed me not believing anything the goverment says, which happens every day.
Henry Miller
Just more irrelevant schizo shit to try and bait people into caring about nonsense
Liam Nguyen
If the American government says something, the opposite is true.
Ayden Miller
Military basically said UFO’s are real but we have no idea what they are or who they are. They never wanted to disclose this because it takes away from the perception that they have everything under control and know everything. That’s why they unironically love conspiracy theories about cover ups. Makes them look more powerful than they are.
Zachary Diaz
>russia
>ALIENS
>russia
>covid (again)
Why can't they just talk about the economy like everyone wants?
Evan Cook
Aliens? Lmao. Space? Fucking kek.
Dylan James
demons*
yes of course, always has been
Ayden Howard
Gabriel Wright
Aliens=Demons
If you look at it that way the world makes a little more sense.
Brandon Morgan
So, Americans are invading space aliens... for space oil?
Ayden Richardson
Julian Kelly
Kind of. It’s aliens that take up space. ie mexicans.
Grayson Brooks
Schizo 3/10 then BAM schizo 11/10 via full admittance of said schism
Nicholas Butler
Captain Kirk was invading space pussy every week back in the '60s.
Hudson Gonzalez
what a retard
>hey we don't know what these things are
>"WTF GREEN MEN"
Isaac Diaz
>is that a UFO? Look up there and tell me while I keep molesting your children and genociding your race
Eyes open, please.
Alexander Foster
STOP POSTING TWITTER SCREENSHOTS TO START THREADS FAGGOTS
Anthony Allen
Why the fuck should anyone care when our home nation is rapidly declining and we're being replaced by subhuman shitskins?
Bentley Turner
>NOOOOOOO TALK ABOUT ALINES
>EXTRATERESTIAL THREAT
>DONT THINK ABOUT WHAT WE DID WITH ECONOMY YOU SILLY GOY
Evan Scott
Fuck I hate twitter
Camden Reyes
Are green aliens space niggers?
Connor Peterson
Hi Matt
Parker Miller
king shit right there
remember to always know your worth
fuck these satanic pedophile demon cunts
Hudson Sanchez
holy shit what a faggot
Thomas Jones
I had one on my asshole.
You're questioning my Sanctity?
Ian Cox
Well he isn't wrong if the government said that there's UFO's in our turf and we dont know what they are
I could invade the home of a deaf and blind person and he'd reach the same conclusion if I kept putting their stuff wrong way around all the time
>captcha 4xx4x
ok
Lincoln Mitchell
Then the truth must be that UFO's are just black-budget military craft and "muh aliens" was always a media-promoted distraction psyop to confuse everyone and set the stage for the Fake'N'Gay Project Bluebeam (((alien invasion))).
Jonathan Kelly
>The fuck did I miss while I was nursing a migraine?
Blake Rogers
you missed your selenium NAC dose, otherwise you wouldn't be having a migraine. ayy lmaos are fake, if they have visited they' have zapped washington already.
Jose Russell
More Jesuit stuff
Aaron Evans
news is bullish for stocks
Wyatt Hall
A-Lie-N
Logan Adams
Sorry, unlike Matt, I know what a woman is.
A woman was born with a vagina, and I fucked said vagina 18 years later
Ethan Wood
I took nac this day today
Easton Moore
Kek that satire though. Most anons seem to have missed it but that was some savage bants.
Camden Clark
Ever see a mooman on the moon,man?