/jdt/ - Objection, Hearsay! edition

this is DAY 2 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 17)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
Cross is over, now Elaine is handling the re-direct
Amber just almost lost her composure entirely after a line of questioning by Camille concerning Amber's earlier deposition
almost started ranting about how she could have really hurt Johnny is she wanted
not a good look

it's getting spicy

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=QT0MRSJ33EA

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=-bP4Q06heo8

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been reported
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=fR4P8o95WPA
github.com/RescueSocialTech/Amber-Heard_Disinformation_Operations_Bots
web.archive.org/web/20211108230550/https://www.reuters.com/world/us/survivor-shooting-by-us-teen-rittenhouse-testify-pivotal-moment-trial-2021-11-08/
reuters.com/world/us/survivor-shooting-by-us-teen-rittenhouse-testify-pivotal-moment-trial-2021-11-08/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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OBJECTION

THE WORDS OF A TRUE BASED KING

remember that psychologist who was basically just talking hearsay? this is how it should've went but they didnt object at all

the defense can't even present a defense without violating rules of the court

>Objection: hearsay leading coping seething

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Sustained

Her lawyers are trying to lose on purpose because if you win you lose think about it

OBCHECKEM

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what if... any?

>she objected?
>suustain it

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Did she really say she only filmed for 6days but stayed there for 6months? What were she doing there for 6months if she was not filming?

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Already? WOW

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A mega-cope?

right, they let her impeach herself on the stand

>"What, if anything, do yo-"
>OBJECTION Your Honor
>Sustained!

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SUSTAINED

what. if. anyth- OBJECTION

>OBJECTION LEADING HEARSAY FORM NON RESPONSIVE COMPOUND RELEVANCE
>y-your h-honour I u-uh w-ah, p-please your honour please
>S.U.S.T.A.I.N.E.D.

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You guys were way to quick to judge the early cross ending from Camille.

Her shooting down EVERY question now is the actual 4D chess power movie. The jury is getting annoyed at this point and can see through all the bullshit of Heard's lawyer.

Thats the difference between a 150k and a 2 million lawyer team.

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post your megapint

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this is hilarious

>ITS NOT HEARSAY BECAUSE IT JUST ISNT OK?????????????????????????????

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yo, who is this fine lady?

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Obkotter your honor, sneeding, sneedsay, beyond the cope

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>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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Any birds gettin' cross

What compels a lawyer to take a loser case like Amber Heard's?

>DEPP COUGHED

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She just made her career right? After this she will never have problems in her life again

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i'm t-trying ok, Any Forums :(

>Objection
>sus

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>noooo why are my magic words not working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nu/pol/ has a general on celebs. I hope this board gets taken down.

>amber: everyone is lying!!!

>Why did James Franco come over
SO SHE COULD GET PIPED

court tv rep

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Court TV reporter

money

absolute shitshow

Elaine is going to have nightmares over this.

anons have already found her info and she’s a coalburner

Don’t even bother

Is this livestream shitting the bed for anyone else?

OBJECTION

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>Objection your honor, logging

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The highest possible number of dollars, 6 million

I guess rehearsing, training for fight scenes. I don't think multiple months of prep is that uncommon.

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=fR4P8o95WPA

SUS

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They didn't think they'd have literally zero evidence to work with.

Objection.

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yea

only dumbasses thought Camilles cross being quick was a bad move.

Most reports are that the Jury has just lost most interest, it's the same shit with Amber and her crying. All of her testimonies blended into one. Camille came in like a bulldog, had HUGE moments and a mic drop tier ending.

Straight to the point, barely any fat and definitely got the Jury thinking

OBJECTION
sustained

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Seriously, there should be some kind of rule stating that after 5 sustained objections the lawyer has to leave the building for the rest of the day.

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It was good sex your honor

this is literally doing more for depp than cross examination itself

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understandable
there's probably a million people watching

rekieta is fine, he's using a sky news stream

>OBJECTION
OBJECTION

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She still gets paid and she will get more work for being willing to take on even the most ridiculous clients.

Is she , dare I say /ourgirl/ ?

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She must be aware of the hundreds of thousands watching live as well as the memes of Rottenborn objecting his own question

>we'll see where it goes
LMAO

6 GORBRILLION DOLLARS

O B J

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OBJECTION
UNINTELLIGIBLE

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WHAT
IF
ANYTHING

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But what is the reason you can ask leading questions during cross but not during redirect? Makes very little sense to me

UNINTELLIGIBLE

UNINTELLIGBLE

>objection your honor, Elaine is hysterical.

>UNINTELLIGIBLE

Just a side note, when your lead counsel sits and says to herself “I’m trying, I’m trying”, it’s not a good sign.

>ben giving Vasquez the eyes

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FRANCO CONFIRMED A SISSY BITCH

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HAHHAAHAHAHHA

my anal mistress, do not touch.

they're teacup yorkies

Call him a boss the next time you see him. Cheers.

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god man, camille is so good

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Feminists and redditards are watching this trial right now and think Amber and Elaine are being oppressed by the evil patriarchy.

OBJECTION
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING

OBJECTION

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>COVID spacing in-between us

I find this entire court case objectionable.

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OBJECTION TOTAL BULLSHIT

absolutely

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>lay the foundation then
>well the email-
>objection sustained
holy fuck this is a murder

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why is she stuttering so much ? i thought she was a lawyer

Who's a worse lawyer the faggot Binger or the roastie Elaine?

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>unintelligible

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off by one
beyond the scope

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dude she's literally going to run out of questions
this shit will probably be over before 5 o clock today

>OVERRULED

GO ELA-
>OBJECTTION
>SUSTAINED

FUCK

We’re done? That was a bloodbath.

>>OBJECTION
>OBJECTION
OBJECTION

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EVERY
FUCKING
QUESTION
This re-direct sucks

>You are witnessing a bullying on a GLOBAL STAGE

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kek she only got in like 5/50 questions

>no more questions after that mess
oh my god

what the FUCK was that redirect

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OH MY GOD

"I don't have any more questions"
lol, ruined

holy lol she had to be reminded to ask another question and she ragequit

JUST

she is getting a nice lobster dinner and pounding from depp tonight

what is Depp thinking?

AHAHA SHE'S DONE

"I don't have any more questions your honor".

Literally GAVE UP

She already did lmao

*rapes Any Forums and becomes the most popular threads by x3 the number*

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ELAINE HAS KNEELED.

>I don't have anymore questions
OVER

FUCKIN REKT

Holy shit. Elaine just gave up

whos next???

she just fucking gave up

>Elaine BTFO so hard she just sits down
kek

It's OVER

NO MORE QUESTIONS?

BUCK STATUS: BROKEN

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Reminder:
Here's what Depp's team needs to prove:
There was an Op-Ed (Proven)
The Op-Ed claimed Johnny Depp was violent against Amber (Proven)
There were damages to Depp (Proven)
These damages happened because of the Op-Ed/Wouldn't have happened if the Op-Ed wasn't released (Proven)
The Op-Ed was a lie(Proven)
Therefore Amber's lies directly caused damages to Depp (Proven)

She was clearly doing more harm than good.

what you reckon Elaine is gunna be told in the break

I'M DONE

IM TRYING!!!

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WHAT DID JAMES FUCKYOU DO I MEAN FRANKED YOU I MEAN HE PLOWED YOU LIKE A NIGGER DOES A FIEEEEEEEEEEELD O COTTON

is it over for today?

Recess tiiiime! I call four square

Man this is fucking retarded kek

THIS IS IT?!
LOL
SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO DEFEND HER REGARDING THE BEATING HER GF ALLEGATIONS!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>first chuubas, then lawkino
It was a good day

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I don't think Heard's lawyers knew just how much she was lying coming into this, otherwise they could have helped her lie better and get her story straight.

>no questions
>Ben smiling
KEK it's fucking over

>is your next witness alive

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She is about to burst into tears

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NO MORE QUESTIONS LOL

SHE QUIT

nice

AFTERNOON RECESS
THAT'S FIFTEEN MINUTES

shit Judge said they were bringing out a tv

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HUG
WE HAVE A HUG LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Binger for sure, Elaine is funny because shes dumb and doesn't know how to lawyer.

NOW IT'S OVER
FOR REAL
OBJECTION

>MISTER REEVES !!!

SHE GAVE UP HAHAHAHAH

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cute!

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I FUCKING CALLED IT

>Obj-
>Sust-
>Why did y-
>Obj-
>Sus-
>Okay, recess!

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Another 90 mins once we come back from break. But next is a video deposition.

But oh so enjoyable

>deposition
yeah i'm out for now

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He is redpilled

Imagine getting MEGA paid AND getting to eat candy

her and johnny will get married

You guys are rooting for a halfbreed Indian mutt over our girl the aryan princess wtf is wrong with you misogynistic incels

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DEPP WON

DO THEY REEEEECROSS???????

Right about now would be a great time to bring those mountains of evidence, amber.

>They already gave up
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHA

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I haven't seen a raping this bad since 7-1

>that utterly disgusted look every question

fuck me im dying

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Camile is absolutely fantastic.

:)

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i think she got a couple of questions through. did she?

She did fantastic.

When I see this I regret not watching Rittenhouse, you guys got a good recap video of that one? With the best bits and everything?

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you just know

Daddy hug

Camille taking pirate cock tonight

>That hug from Johnny and her after the cross
KINO

for how good they are doing they deserve the paycheck, god damn

Wholesome

kek that hug with johny he 1000% piped Camille

amber's lawyers hate her
all they have to do is make sure her constitutional rights aren't violated
that's it

He looks so happy

>his smile and optimism

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No.

kino

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In all fairness to Elaine, I would probably run off and go cry in the toilet if I ever got publicly destroyed like that

CUTE MAMI

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I wonder what the fuck the atmosphere is going to be like between Amber and her team during recess, fucking kek

Amber is fuming ahahaha

cute

>Hit Wall
>fish market

Holy shit he's a chan fag!! Love Depp even more now

ALL SMILES

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that was the most embarrassing courtroom performance ive ever seen. i hope amber's lawyer half assed it because she was planning on retiring after this anyway

interesting how SHE went for the hug and not him

ABSOLUTELY BASED

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Aye AYE!

So what happens now?

just google the dude whos arm got ruined by kyle and his fucking questioning. He flat out admits he had his gun pointed at kyle before kyle pointed at him.

This is what healthy love looks like.

>end credits screen

Amber keeps looking at the jury because she can't stand to look at Johnny knowing what he's been able to do to her despite HER BEING THE REAL VICTIM HERE. SHE SURVIVED JOHNNY DEPP GOD DAMN IT AND SOMEBODY BETTER SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!!!

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SHE FUCKING KNEELED
SHE PROSTRATED

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nice hug for a job well done today

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captain

Why should I care about what 2 celebrities do? Fuck this trial shit

>Did I do good, daddy?

>waddles to the stand, sunlight instantly gets sucked up after Camille leaves
>"err your honor it's in the sco-."
Sustained
>"i-i-i'm tryin-."
Sustained
>"I have errr. No further questions your honor"
>leaves
>refuses to elaborate

Has there EVER been a more embarrassing redirect?

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There's rumors that Elaine and Amber were arguing just prior to this. I wouldn't even be surprised if Elaine is just gonna give up completely now after this obliteration that just happened.

A lot of yelling

OBJECTION
>OBJECTION
OBJECTION
>OBJECTIONOBJECTION
>OBJECTIONOBJECTION
>OBJECTIONOBJECTION
>OBJECTIONOBJECTION
>OBJECTION

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R E S T O R E D

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Cute

the entire courtroom is literally crying from laughter at amber and her lawyers. Depp won

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>I did a great job didn't I?
>You gonna give me a megapint of rum tonight?

GLORIOUS

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She literally just won the case. Destroyed Amber quickly and concisely without Amber realising. Destroyed Amber's lawyer in the redirect

It's a major televisual event that exposes them for being absolute retards.

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Whores are at the bottom of every totem pole, and she’s never gonna fuck your simpering faggot ass.

elainesisters.... what the fuck happened? how are we going to save women?

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this bitch has herself convinced literally the entire internet was hired by johnny depp to smear her good name

That was fantastic.

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10 MEGAPINTS OUT OF 10

M O G G E D

I hope they get married. I really ship them.

>Why should I care about what 2 celebrities do?
Good question. Why are you in this thread is beyond human comprehension.

This bitch needs to figure out how to ask a question. Has she every examined a witness on the stand before? I mean god damn.

So cute actually

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cute and comfy
Amber wish she was that cute.

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I’m 20 mins behind at the objection fest, god damn lmao

For anyone not fully aware of the extent and magnitude of the horrific abusive smear operation against Amber Heard, please take a look at the exhaustive, comprehensive, and meticulous data collection/analysis detailing the ongoing elaborate and sophisticated disinformation campaign against Amber Heard perpetrated over the course of YEARS:

github.com/RescueSocialTech/Amber-Heard_Disinformation_Operations_Bots

Evidence of this technology, and its execution, needs to be proliferated amongst all affected persons in order to build awareness of the blind manipulation of ALL MEDIA AND COMMUNICATION MEDIUMS for personal, private, and economic gain, and/or the petty whims of cruel, destructive, and sociopathic egomaniacs.

The sheer maginitude of deceptive and dishonest victimization committed against Amber Heard illustrates the full and complete corruption of all public communication, and is a brutal indictment of the entire media empire, including search engines, social media, broadcast media, and all forms of public communication.

This disgusting abhorrent abuse currently perpetrated against Amber Heard signals the complete and utter collapse of our justice system, the media, and very fabric of society.

All entities complicit in the dissemination of these lies, exploitation, injustice, and corruption are culpable.

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Any Forumscuck is mad about Any Forumschads destroying his board.

Is cross coming back? Grill the turd question.

bro who took that video
was it a juror?
if so, it might be set up to help amber get a mistrial

its over

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>ywn be in the same room with Camille and Dr. Muffin

of course a leaf posted this

>He doesn't have a jar of dirt

I wonder what the plebbit ambershitters are thinking right now.

Amber when this is over.

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hug webm

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So that's way Amber almost cried at the end lmao

After this OBJECTION! marathon, she's probably gonna think that Elaine was hired by Johnny too.

OBJECTION

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>when your MVP is actually best on defense

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Nah, defence is rolling out a deposition. Prepare for 2 hours of the most boring shit imaginable.

After that shameful display? Absolutely not.

COPE SEETH REDDIT MOMENT SPACING FAG
GET FUCKED
I OBJECT TO YOUR ENTIRE GAY NIGGER COUNTRY
GET BENT

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>they are attacking a survivor"

Kek when did this happen? Stupid fucking wagie work has me pausing at times.

retard spotted

I'm half expecting either Elaine or Amber to break down like an ace attorney villain. this is fucking kino.

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There are cameras in the courtroom. Someone filmed their tv and is shaking

today what if any was BTFO

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Likely seething, furthermore coping and hence dilating

>cellphone video of a tv screen
>"was it a juror?"
rly?

why is he crying and why are those two roasties in the back laughing at him for that

:]

I would only go to Any Forums if I was linked a /dbs/ thread.
I'm a unironic Any Forums and Any Forums retard and this shit is fucking hilarious.

no they panned over the crowd a few times.
looks like someone cropped the court camera.

I'm worried that this is going SO WELL that it loops back into Amber's favor somehow.
Like the jury will think this is rigged.

A JUROR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

God I want Elaine to cry out in anger.
I WANNA SEE SOME CUNT LOSE THEIR COOL.

Did he go in for the kiss just before she turned her head?

Who's going to suicide first, Amber or Elaine?

OBJECTION

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nah
david shane is the one paying for reddit placement
her pr rep
even has sex harassment claims against him

Was that the defence star witness?

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cute

God that felt good

2 hours of objections?

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She Practically did earlier at the ending of cross.

amber is already a fat faced bogged cow, there is nothing anyone could do to her that is worse than what she has already become.

Camille is this Century's Johnnie coochie'ran

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amber is going to get a nigger boyfriend after this when she's working as a bartender

As usual, leaf posters are awful.

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>that roastie in the background clapping

how about you go travel to the congo

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The only thing that can only make all this better is if it turns out Depp actually blasted the fuck out of the roastie regularly and got away with it.

kek i hope we won't start using
>objection
>heresay
>lack of foundation
And all these words in regular threads on Any Forums

Objection: Unintelligible

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>hence dilating
Gotta be doing it furiously as their tears overwhelm them.

I thought that guy in the back was crying
Turns out everyone loves seeing Heards team get bootyblasted

not yet, too pure and innocent

amberxblacked unironically

No Way Hombre. That's Literally Illegal. Check mate.

love it
i hope this image burns in Amber’s mind for all time

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She really should call Jim Adler the Texas Hammer. He the Tough Smart Lawyer that Amber needs right now. Because she hasn't provided any proof of abuse from Johnny Depp, and only confirmed that not only does she beat her husbands, but also he wives as well. She's an equal opportunity domestic abuser.

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I just started watching now. Anyone else notice someone coached her to look at the jury every time she answers a question?

Checked

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Objection, heresay, leading.

see it now
still, how funny is it that was my first thought
a juror bought and paid for by amber's team

Hey anons, i'm gonna say the "O" word.

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>"WHY WONT HE LOOK AT ME????? REEEEEEE"
>"I don't want to."

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Unintelligible

she'll never be the head of a major corporation

He's crying from laughter due to the 30 minute barrage of Elaine getting destroyed by OBJECTION!

she kinda did after arguing with the judge on the mic

No,I just don’t care about 2 white privileged assholes who are fighting over bullshit and now they’re having a trial over it.If they were at least black,then I would care because we’re actually more oppressed than you privileged white folks who shoot up places because you’re becoming a minority lol

Nigger thats the gallery, the jury would be off to the right from that camera. You can occasionally see the edge of the jury box from that camera

Reuters and other news outlets tried to spin it and omit information about it, too. Note the differences between this archive link and the page as it is now:

web.archive.org/web/20211108230550/https://www.reuters.com/world/us/survivor-shooting-by-us-teen-rittenhouse-testify-pivotal-moment-trial-2021-11-08/

reuters.com/world/us/survivor-shooting-by-us-teen-rittenhouse-testify-pivotal-moment-trial-2021-11-08/

Journalism needs a fucking reckoning.

>Any Forums thread still up
I think Camille broke the trannies too.

it's fucking pathetic that there's now a wine aunt general on Any Forums, jesus christ

hearty kek

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lol what the fuck

fukin lol holy shit that is amazing

>that guy taking a picture of her ass

objection, leading

How much are you getting paid to do this?

HUMANITY
RESTORED

NEW THREAD FOR BUMP LIMIT HERE

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Solid Keks from a shity farce of a trial

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What is actual the next thing? Isn't storm season in america? Or any volcano exploiding? Another court hearing? I don't have the looking glass tech here.

he does it pro-bono

its a smelloscope

after all that shit about how much she loves him and being butthurt because he wont look at her and then seeing him hug a prettier woman
she's definitely going to kill herself before this break is over

>Any Forums
What generals do you post in?

>gib me duh potato and no one gets hurd

>This is supposed to represent Any Forums
Shut the fuck up retard go watch the new lord of the rings and tweet about it.
Fucking bitch.

>After being instructed by the judge to take a seat with her attorney's, Amber Heard stormed out of the courtroom.
kek it's over

I would have given him the money
>I'm not about to lose an eye for $10/hr

user...may I approach?

Holy fucking shit I am crying

In a defamation suit amber testified that the article in qui estimó was in part about Johnny. That’s all the plaintiff needed Camille killed her and her defense just gave up. I hope someone pays amber $1 million dollars per porn video.

>Posting in generals on Any Forums
You misunderstood me.
I'm not some fotm'er

yes, started kicking my router because i thought it was just my shitty connection lol

She'd be such an amazing fuck.
I'm old-school Camille -- was digging her from the very beginning of the trial before she even spoke.

who is this legal sex beagle?

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being oppressed or offended is a choice, unlike being white

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mommy cop from rittenhouse trial

>I just don’t care about 2 white privileged assholes
Yet here you are, caring.

Objection user... heresay.