/jdt/ - ALL BUSINESS edition

this is DAY 2 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 17)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
CROSS-EXAMINATION IS HAPPENING NOW
CAMILLE VASQUEZ HAS BEEN SPANKING AMBER HEARD

it's L U N C H soon

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=QT0MRSJ33EA

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=-bP4Q06heo8

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been reported
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=lT7I40wWYAQ&ab_channel=Music
youtube.com/watch?v=vgRZDikd8RE
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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IT'S OVER

IT'S AMBOVER

>orchestrated smear campaign
lol shut the fuck up you vapid cunt

>its all a smear campaign against me
this is smollett levels of delusion and lying to yourself, lmao

watch this scene
compare to amber's testimony
youtube.com/watch?v=XgmV-kolExw

i missed 2 hours what happened

Ambersisters....she's tanking the case

lets take a look at that

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A mega what?

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MEDS!!!

ONGOING SMEAR CAMPAIGN
>LOOK ME UP YOU'LL SEE

This fucking woman...

What should I get for lunch??

When do we get paid for helping orchestrate the smear campaign?

So you can blatantly lie on the stand now? What is this clown circus?

METOO IS DEAD NOW

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Imagine a jew-free world

>ITS A CONSPIRACY

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ORCHESTRATED SMEARING SHEETS

can't wait for her to declare she's not suicidal on the final day

Who /poopoopeepee/ here? Anyone else going /poopoopeepee/ at the break? /poopoopeepee/ gang rise up!

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im here for the (yous)

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>Her ego is showing so hard
>Her reasons are being exposed as sheer self importance
Scrumptious.

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>just look me up
say hi to the juries

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What's for lunch, anons?
I'm gonna make a couple frozen chicken sandwiches

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Camille literally murdered Amber's case, then dug up the body, pissed on it and burned the ashes just for fun.

MEGA POIIIINT!

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i pledge to pay all turdposters ten million dollars

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>i missed 2 hours what happened
Amber can't use her pussy to get out of the web of lies.

This is what happens when you never tell a child "no, that's wrong" and they grow up entirely undisciplined. She's not capable of humility, it might be permanent.

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She threw just now with the recording.

Cheese steak. Or tacos.

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Making a beef curry for dinner lad.

objection, singles. motion to check these instead your honor

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Jesus christ, Amber has literally admitted that everything in the article was about Depp. That she consciously published the article. That the title was there in plain sight. That there was no need to publish the article and no one forced her. That she never tried to change the title. And she thought the entire line of questioning was going well for her despite this

Oh (You).

HOW DARE YOU

THE COPS ARE LYING
HE IS LYING
HIS FRIENDS ARE LYING
HIS LAWYERS ARE LYING
THE DOCTORS ARE LYING
THE DOG IS LYING
MY EXPERT WITNESS IS LYING
THE PICTURES ARE LYING
THE POOP IS LYING
THE MEDIA IS LYING
MY LAWYERS ARE LYING
MY FRIENDS ARE LYING
MY TESTIMONY IS LYING

BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE TELLING THE TRUTH NOW

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asmon confirmed its over for amber. wrap it up

>AMBOVER
kek!!!
She's so vain
She never thought we'd find out about her

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I'm waiting for the break to make a Roast turkey sandwich with some spicy deli pickles

how dare you misogynists accuse her of having hit the wall
>only three years ago AMBER LOOKED LIKE THIS

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prob gonna get something at the mall

>THE POOP IS LYING
my sides

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Two of the following:
muffins
curry
Mexican
a wife beater
megapint

Unfathomably based.

I've got four quarter pounders, four Scottish morning rolls, grated mozzerella and cheddar and a jar of caramalised onion chutney. Might only eat two though and have 2 more later.

LMFAO she got walked right into admitting that negative press can kill your career.

I'm just watching to see her inevitable eruption on camera. Women like this are radioactive cunts, when big daddy gives them the switch they tend to meltdown.

id ask what was she thinking but its become clear she doesnt

Camille got exactly what she wanted there. Amber was trapped.

If she says she didn't publish it, then the jury can plainly see she's lying. If she says she did, then she admits the article was about him and she defamed him.

Brilliant cross. Amber is too retarded to realize she just sunk herself.

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I hope when all of this is said and done, Depp produces his own film where he stars as Amber Heard in this trial and goes completely over the top in shitting on her, just like she went over the top in shitting on his bed. He can get Terry Crews to play the role of 'Johnny Depp'

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she never looked like that

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oh shit you're right

thank god I'm single guys, thank god...

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When I think "mall food" I think greasy, salty, lukewarm Chinese mystery meat food slopped onto a plate
And I'm hungry as fuck for it, GOD that sounds good

Man she looks better than how thin she is now

she looks fat

Angus beef?

she got the wine bloating

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depp just fall asleep, what have you done anons.

Did she apply that makeup with a shotgun?

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They might as well have gone on break, when first requested. Not much has happened. Fortunately for Camille or as improvised anyway.

>Just look me up!
>Have you heard of Mr. Four Chan?
>He posts frogs mocking me!
>I'm the real victim here?
>NOOO DONT LOOK AT MY TEXTS AND EMAILS

thats a fantastic edit. Amber should have paid a random user to edit her photos for her

There are reports about Elaine yelling at Amber behind the scenes, kek

im glad hollywood bad boy johnny depp is BACK

I'm going to get some rum during lunch time

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They can honestly wrap it right here probably.

I hope we get some muffled audio if true.

It doesn't show.

She looks good in both those pics; how low test are you?

He stole her fucking soul like shang tsung

I remember how everyone was talking so much shit about Johnny's looks back then. Poor guy was going through so much trouble with Amber's psycho shit. It all makes sense now and I hope people feel ashamed.

Why does Amber look like a different person in every picture?

And remember if you talk with a female coworker, always to have a door open or someone else in the room

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Or coke bloat
>Nick swardson picrel

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She tried to, but she forgot to turn her mic on

Nigga that's everybody on this planet.

Always was, at least here in Canada when turdeau says we must believe all women

Then a woman he groped came forward
And a minor he fucked was paid off

*crickets*

Probably told her how stupid it was to testify that Johnny hit her wearing his rings.

Any additional info on this?

Sadly not, just the CO-OP general fayre. 86% beef. They were in the reduced counter when I went in the last break. Saved 75p.
t. Scottish.

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH A PEPE OR JD MEME FOR A FREE MEGA PINT

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>Ms. Heard, you literally shitting the bed was the *real* smear campaign, isn't that right?
>I move to strike Ms. Heard while wearing several rings

whats on the screen Any Forums?

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im asexual i think but amber isnt even that hot right?

whatever do you mean?

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We won't win bros...
Wheres the gotcha

Go get a life, incels.

kek on valentines day this year my boss was making fun of me for being the only single person at work and I was like "yea that's why I'm the only happy person here" and he was like yea that's a good point

She used to be more attractive.

>I published this op-ed on the tweet
>Amber says she didn't publish it
I don't get how people can blatantly lie on the stand. This is a fucking joke.

gotta get me a mega pint for lunch

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psycho chameleon
they morph
ever seen the movie single white female?

Basic blonde bitch + borderline making her smell like sex from 10 miles to any red-blooded heterosexual man.

If I had a woman like this with the crypto market crash this year I may very well have jumped out a window.

Post source or bullshit faggot.

Klaus Schwab

cope

Castro's dictatorial leaf bastard fucked a kid? I just thought he was a WEF plant who really liked blackface and absolute power.

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Fuck this i'm going bros.
Keep my seat reserved

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you need a soul for that to happen bud

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>Amber's theme song plays
youtube.com/watch?v=lT7I40wWYAQ&ab_channel=Music

>We move to show Amber what being beaten "so bloody that I thought my teeth had gone through my lip" both looks and feels like
>Okay. Any objection?
>No objections your honour

What is that dumbass look on her face she's giving the jury?

Probably not happening as the judge instructs amber to not speak to her lawyer during breaks.

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luckily for me I work alone on a farm and there are never any women around. So very lucky..

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No I look consistently ugly in all pictures

Her second picture looks like Jennifer Lawrence. I wonder if their assholes have a similar appearance too.

sneedbar right up to the lunch break

I thought it was for a part?

>She looks good in both those pics;
She looks like a 3rd rate porn star trying to look like Jennifer Lawrence.

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I never liked johnny depp all that much until this trial started

she stares at them like a schizo every chance she gets. according to people in the room they dont look at her

>im asexual i think but amber isnt even that hot right?
She was, but she is now solidly post-wall. Plus, with the negative character traits, your brain is trying to scream "RUN AWAY!"

Same but different kinds of ugly, also 1% where I'm decent.

This

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>I move to strike Ms. Heard
I'LL ALLOW IT!

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holy fuck what happened to Terry?

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I have no clue who that is; I don't follow "celebrities" but I would cum in both of them

4 mins till lunch

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=vgRZDikd8RE

>pictures showing Depp and Amber in a bad lightning/angle so they look bad
>pictures showing depp and amber in a good lightning/angle so they look good
Are you guys actually 12?

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From the
>mail online
but still, it'd be funny.

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>I didn't tweet it I just retweeted it.
>I didn't defame Johnny I just retweeted another article that did

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ACLU ambassador for women's rights

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I also got my arse raped in crypto this year, while dealing with the end of a borderline bitch. Crypto is coming back though, she fucking isn't.

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Heard it on the Legalbytes stream. Apparently she was yelling "if you don't like it, you can represent yourself"

drugs

>yo youre not gonna fucking believe what she just admitted under cross
>break out the good megapint glasses

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Incles believe that if Depp wins this trial, feminism will weaken.
On the contrary, you fucking incels are going to rot in the lowest pit of your mom's basement because we grow stronger every day, and there's nothing your fragile masculinities can do.

slut

same lols

I think they're already past it, but I hope they bring up the bed shit then break for lunch right after.

she is the very definition of basic meaning she isn't ugly but there's nothing attractive about her
same goes for a lot of celebrities like jennifer lawrence where yea they're pretty but theres no thing special about them that makes your ears perk up

Choose your fighter.

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bait so bad it may actually be from a woman

It's a scientific fact that there only exist 3 good pictures of you in the universe at any given moment.

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this is simply not true

You're so lazy you can't even do a cursory search for the name I gave?

"Today I published"
Such bad choice of words on her part

young amber was super hot imo. psychotic bitch aside.

He always had good taste in women before this schizo
>wynona
>vanessa
>sherilyn fenn yes in terms of looks she was good but damn

That's how two-faced bitches are

>valentines day
My female manager asked me if I was doing anything for valentines day and I said no I'm single and she acted all surprised and she ended up getting me a box of chocolates. It was so cringe.

>Mollusk's crooked dick
How does he know Elon's dick is crooked? Did Amber Heard send Depp a picture of her sucking his dick?

No no no. See she just jumped the train since everyone there is against her.
She's still rolling alongside it like a ragdoll and the wall is quickly approaching

THE TAPE IS LYING

for me, it's walter white

dui guy

DIBS DUI GUY
he looks like he knows how to throw down

>ACK

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you must be over 18 to post here

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kek

Is that movie even any good? I stopped watching the DC movies a while ago, last one I liked was Shazam.

I can believe it.

Have you ever seen a man with a beautiful woman ? After a few months the woman looks even more gorgeous and the man starts to look like a zombie.
When they breakup the woman starts to look like shit again and the man goes back to looking like a Greek statue ?
Wonder why ?
It's because whats make you beautiful in within your balls and it works on the woman too.
Take a look at people in the street you will see for yourself.

>Patriarchy is all-powerful and all-encompassing
>Men are pathetic manbabies, destined to lose
Which is it

>mfw the guy that looks like a pedophile and has a face that looks like a melted cheese wheel just admitted to having sex with a child

EDITED TAPE
THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME

>that is when his lawyer released an edited tape!
>its a PR plant!

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give her the dick

>PR plants

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PR plants?

this might be a female so not sure if bait or just a dumb boring women. Get new fucking material dumbass lmoa.

BOYS WE ARE ALL PR PLANTS HERE

>She's still rolling alongside it like a ragdoll and the wall is quickly approaching
I use the Leonardo DiCaprio rule. She's older than 25; she's post-wall.

Kek

Is the jury allowed to read social media when they go back to their homes every day in the privacy of their room?

EVERY
IS
LYING
EXCEPT
ME
DONT
YOU
GET
IT
YET

tits or gtfo slag

Coke bloat, kek

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no she was objectively extremely attractive this thread has just attracted every fat harelipped monstrosity of a female on Any Forums in one place at one time

>photoshoped picture
>edited tape
>lying witness
is she serious ? what a joke

I don't care
I'm married with children; sorry I don't consume enough zogslop for you

>they are lying
>it's a smear campaign
>it's edited
>it's a PR plant

LOL

why? That was sweet of her

is amber a schizo poster?

And they're getting into more articles now to drive it home. Now we're getting somewhere.

Oh she mad now

amber heard? more like amber not a very nice person