/jdt/ - THAT LAUGH edition

this is DAY 2 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 17)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
CROSS-EXAMINATION IS HAPPENING NOW
CAMILLE VASQUEZ HAS BEEN SPANKING AMBER HEARD

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=QT0MRSJ33EA

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=-bP4Q06heo8

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been reported
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

jigex.com/irmot
youtube.com/watch?v=H6fbgjryMzA
twitter.com/AnonBabble

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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THE MONSTER

remarkably based

I AM NOT ABUSIVE! I am not abusive! I know she fabricated the bruise, I knew it was painted - a week after, as if I could ever throw such a punch! Never, never! I just - I just couldn't prove it! She covered her tracks, she got that idiot sister to lie for her!
You think this is something, you think this is bad, this histrionomy? She's done worse. The bottle! Are you telling me a finger just happens to fall off like that? No, she orchestrated it! Amber! She defecated on my bed!! And I married her! I shouldn't have, I took her onto my own island! What was I thinking?! She'll never change. She'll never change, ever since she was breaking horses, always the same. Couldn't keep her hands off of her partners. "But not our Amber, couldn't be our precious Amber!" Abusing them blind! And she gets to be a movie star? What a sick joke! I should have stopped her when I had the chance! And you, members of the jury, you have to stop her, you-

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NEEDS SPACE

howdy anons and Any Forums refugees

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BITCH, MEET WALL

>stop pushing me
Damn bitch

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ITS OVER FOR AMBER
THIS BITCH IS BURNED
FUCK THIS PSYCHO
LET HER WORK FOR FREE IN AFRICA

I WILL TAKE MY SPACE

>I need space
>YOU DONT GET ANY STOP HITTING ME AND THROWING ME
>im not doing any of that. I want space
>NO

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What the fuck is wrong with Any Forums jannies, are they actually paid by Elon Musk to do damage control?
I got banned for POSTING in the thread.

How much more based can Johnny possibly be?

>STOP POKING MEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>dude has a limp dick because of meth or whatever shit he takes
>his girls goes crazy because he can't fuck her
>somehow it's the woman's fault

ALRIGHT FAGGOTS HOW FUCKED IS AMBER RIGHT NOW?

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>I had to stop him using drugs so he could never leave me or else he would become the monster and abuse me again
This is your brain on Turd

this guy asking for space sounds very abusive

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I missed 40mins. What happened?

STOP POKING ME WITH A STICK!

who the fuck is she looking at, the jury? anyone been on a jury for a case? id be giving that bitch death stares

IM GONNA DIE

based lebensraums enjoyer

How can those people be so fucking narcissistic?
I genuinely don't understand. The only picture of me taken in the past 7 years was for my fucking passport.

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NO ONE CAN STOP THE WALL

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she's fucking nuts lads

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Currently listening to recording of her and Johnny speaking, and what a ridiculous cunt!

THE MONSTER

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No mention of drugs, no mention of abuse, just Johnny wanting some space.
But it's alllllways amber being the victim
she's insane

Baba Loves Megapints

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>youre causing me so much stress by trying to take some space
>IM GOING TO DIE
real abuse victim lmao

I'm six mins behind!

>lawyer team has a woman to cross-examine amber
so smart, she can grill her all she wants and she can't pull out the sexism card

wtf is a normal arguement

>I wanna die
Well......What's stopping you?

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She requires his subservience, his constant attention, she needs him to be there to stay a target of verbal abuse. This woman is genuinely insane, a narcissist, and she'd best serve humanity in the capacity as garden fertilizer.

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THE WALL COMES FOR ALL

>stop poking me

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Hey, could it be that amber only wanted depp for gain in the industry?

Bros i miss my ex...

yeah; the jury is to her right

>Depp trying to walk away
>STOOOOP IM BEGGING YOU CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A NORMAL ARGUMENT YOU'RE KILLING ME I'M SO STRESSED YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH THIS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH STOP DOING THIS JOHNNY
kino

At this rate of threads reaching bumping limit, why there isn't discord for this as well?

Who gives a shit.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you ignore a woman.

TAKE YOUR MEDS

I'm going insane listening to this lads

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sorry middle aged men aren't allowed to take naps any more sweaty it's oppressive and abusive

i hope she actually loses and has to pay, but imo johnny's team didn't do a great job of showing damages. but as far as from a PR aspect, amber is dead to the world.

>I want to to take your medicine
he's talking about you Any Forums

>TAKE
>YOUR
>MEDS

TAKE YOUR MEDS BITCH

>we could have just had a normal argument
so in other words just let me yell at you all night until i get tired of it and then we can do something else

PLEASE DONT LEAVE(even though you're abusing me)

meds

>man cave house

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>take your meds, amber

Well she was a lesbian until a rich and successful man came along so probably not

TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZO

MEDS NOW

>his wanting space was a pretext to do drugs
My god.

>audio of Amber begging Johnny not to leave
>You wouldn't let him go would you?
>No, that's not right

hitler in his bunker, pure evil

holy shit this girl can lie

>that's your testimony now
>now

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>listening to Amber Turd ridicule Johnny
gold digging whores on suicide watch.....cunts out for Amber

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she really is a miserable possessive cunt isn't she

Yes, she's upset because him walking away robs her of a target to hurl abuse at. It physically hurts her because she's addicted to being a bitch.

Lefturds want us to believe every abused women is retarded like this.

Believe all women bong. You need to do it.

anyone watching asmongoloid?

Jesus Christ, this bitch is nuts

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every man needs a mancave, lads.

I will not take my meds.

MAN CAVE HOUSE

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incredibly based

>lets play the beginning where he says that

Come on Camille. Ask her what meds she was taking.

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>*sip* yep, it's meds time

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TAKE YOUR MEDS YOU FUCKING PSYCHO

no she cant? Why do you think everyone knows shes lying? Shes awful with it.

>As you can hear from my voice
that you're a crazy bitch

TAKE YOUR MEDS

>Johnny had a way with words
>this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market,
kek

You mean the lawyer?

I TOLD YOU
THESE FREAKS ARE MENTALLY ILL
ITS NOT JUST A MEME
MAJORITY IS BRAINDAMAGED
PUT THE MEDS INTO THE WATER NOW

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Me too. Much less maintenance than this psycho though.

MEDS

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dying of laughter at that bit
a man cave...house?

>johnny still not raising his voice
hard to imagine him just smacking the shit out of her if this is how he acts when she goes nuts

>>we could have just had a normal argument
>so in other words just let me yell at you all night until i get tired of it and then we can do something else
kek this is 100% my mum

Bruh, she's possessed.

The real winner is Vanessa.

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except she can't, because all of us know she's lying.

>Coombait

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new jiggy:
jigex.com/irmot
jigex.com/irmot
jigex.com/irmot

>romanian watching a caveman """commentate""" over random shit on the internet
like poetry

amber is digging a hole so far down she'll be in hong kong by the end of the week

He didn't say in that clip that he wanted to go inside to see his daughter though

its a fucking mansion.

>i constantly instigate and pick at the terrifying abusive man who i think wants to kill me
lol
lmao

>so he told us what he was doing
>but he was lying
>he straight up tells us what he is doing
>WELL I WAS TRYING TO BREAK THE CYCLE
this is a real life skitzo reality check

THE THING

"circle back"
NO, KEEP THE PRESSURE

I want to facefuck that crazy bitch so hard lads

i didn't say she was good at it

>this is supposed to be the audio recording of a woman who is scared to death of depp
huh weird how that works

It should have been Wynona.... FUCK YOU WYNONA'S DAD

almost dead here

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The "Monster" wasn't there that day, I guess?

The scariest part is that pretty much every woman I've ever known acts like this. I can't imagine ever living with one of those things, holy shit.

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When the FUCK is that hole Kate Moss fist bump shit gonna be brought up?

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FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS BITCH

absolutely, any real 4channer would

futa amber fucking your ass or a nap with johnny boy?

she was stung by a bee

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So they do things out of chronological order especially in cross & that's purposeful right?

I missed 40 mins of this circus, What happened.

WRONG AUDIO
LMAO CAMILLE IS A JOKE

Yeah that was weird. I think they either got the wrong audio or Camille fucked up and said something from a different recording.

STOP PUSHING ME THEN RAPING ME THEN KILLING ME

Camille missed out on pointing out Amber never mentions drugs in the recordings

SHE HIT THE WALL HARD

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whitebros, you have my deepest fucking condolences.

unironically im in the forest right now campfire cooking

>Amber caught lying, again
Sigh, another rerun

this bitch is fucking nuts

I can fix her.

I wonder if she will have to start acting in porn after this trial without any other job offers.

Hes a faggot and you need to stop thinking a retard like him has any good takes. His takes are just normal.

yeah that's what i was going to say, this isn't mental illness it's factory settings for females

Coke and drug bloat.

Its about destroying credibility. And right now she is decimating it. Doing it out of order also puts pressure on their recall of the event and if they were telling the truth, they'd be able to keep the narrative straight.

lol? did she just faked evidence?

The wall can never be defeated.

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Get back to work Seamus

the wall hit her

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HOLY SHIT THE NECKLACES ARE DIFFRENET LOL

needs resuscitation

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AQUAMAANNNNNN

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They're the same picture lmfao it's a setup

Ironically she’s also an alcoholic that goes through several bottles of wine today

Nobody is doubting Johnny is a drug fuelled based boy

It's the same fucking photo

Meanwhile, I cannot even file a criminal complaint against a cop that committed a felony against me

Fuck america, fuck your legal system, and fuck your de facto drama show court bullshit, fake and gay shit

>durr watching someone's stream means you agree with everything he says
absolute mental retard

he hasn't seen the girl from the x-files

>tfw you work for a gossip rag and have to write about how Amber is doing amazing on the stand

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Kate was mentioned for a second when they were talking about Johnny pushing Amber's sister off the stairs.

It's unironically over, fucking kek
>i totally took that with the light on
it's the same fucking picture

>I never edited a photograph

also is the same fucking picture modified, what the FUCK

uh oh BPDemon hoes did we get too cocky?

They're the exact same picture, just look at the hair.

Now Isacc's a liar huh

>kek this is 100% my mum
Are we brothers?

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BOMBSHELL

kek they're so clearly the same picture

Owh shit they're catching her with this now. Stuff everyone was seeing, I bet they found quite a bit to use via social media analysis.

good eye

look at all those snarls, she's cracked

They are the exact same picture, the exact same angle and everything. There's no way she took two seperate pictures with a different light on and managed to get an identical angle.

A fucking syrian how convenient

too old

Imagine the sex with that crazy hoe. Rape play is a given, smacking, strangling, too. But the dirty talk. Goddamn. She will destroy your life, but it would be worth it.

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>short bursted, without any emotional reaction answering
you know the bitch seems to get aware in what kind of trouble she is now

How didn't this get noticed before?

Why the fuck are you watching that retard anyways? He appeals to zoomers and under 18s now, its why I dropped him long ago. Same reason why his viewers went way up. He appeals to the most common denominators, why disrespect yourself like that?

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you can tlak about confident she is her in bullshit at least. she's not really missing a beat to be fair.

The whole world is a bunch of apes playing gods

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>shopped

How many "they are lying" are we up to now? It has to be up on the dozen or above. It's fucking insane that she thinks it's just gonna work to claim that everyone else is lying about everything.

seems everyone is lying but amber

The hair is the exact same in both photos
>I never edited a photograph

>so is my answer
KEK IN WHAT WAY

>S-so is my answer

you, user. i will catch you round.

i've watched all seasons of csi and can say with forensic experience these two pics are the same, left one is clearly edited version of the right

She's doing amazing. Depp should be in jail for not sexually satisfying her.

I had a Spanish roomie (right wing one by the way) that was JUST AS FCKNG CRAZY as Amber, same fckng crazy laugh, same "you're an abuser" same bullshit with her boyfriend (my another roomie).

It was a nightmare, she even throw my fan at this guy's head, their fights could be heard from blocks away.

Couple hours after they were like 2 lovebirds again. Fucking insane shit. They broke my mind too in the process (plus corona restrictions in Spain), felt like living with my parents fighting again. Became an even worse alcoholic than I was before, and lost my girlfriend, who loved me to the bones, because of it.

This kind of people just like living like this, those two would probably fuck each other again after all this bullshit, that's how nuts they fckng are. Fuck junkie psychos.

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i agree
step 1 have intense sex
step 2 life destroyed
step 3 kill yourself

>she did not see any injuries
>she did not consider it an injury
oh so now she knows what is in her head? and can qualify that one?

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wait how in the FUCK

its literally the exact same photo with a different filter and they are unironically calling it two different photos?????????????

>so is my answer
oh boy she mad

"He lied about his birthday im sure of it!!"

background noise while i'm playing video games on my main screen

Funny how she is not trying to cry now kek

Disgusting, fuck no. Inviting madness into your life is not worth anything. What the fuck is the matter with you that this evil shit gives you wood? You need a cross and holy water to chase this kind of demon from your home, never invite one in.

she literally johny to suck her dick imagine fucking this kind of crazy holy shit

Literally the same picture lmao just layer them over each other and you'll realize it's the same frame

the way she just stares at the jury with those dead eyes would make me very uncomfortable if I was one of them

what is your ¢ per word?

>oh boy she mad
It's the realization that her pussy is worthless on the stand.

gib some examples of lefties raging at amber getting raped on the stand.

Did i upset you user?

Any armchair psychologist can see she has a personality disorder and with these people start to realize it's over they start to implode.

What you hear is someone who is imploding and lashing out to keep control. What is being presented to the world is something many men go through they just don't have the means to defend themselves. It is also why men are told to run the other way when encountering these people and to vet any prescription drug use for these conditions. These type of people will drain you emotionally and financially and leave you ruined in the end.

ngl, I'd be hard.

also you're just being a hipster faggot
>durr i only watched when he was cool and had less viewers
you're a basic bitch, user. you don't actually have developed thoughts, you're a simple minded buffoon

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-----> Amber Heard Makes Strange Jaw Movements During Cross Examination- Day 17 Amber Heard Makes Strange Jaw Movements During Cross Examination- Day 17 Amber Heard Makes Strange Jaw Movements During Cross Examination- Day 17 !!! !!! !!! youtube.com/watch?v=H6fbgjryMzA !!! !!! !!!

HOW WILL SHE EVER RECOVER????!?!

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wait, did the lawyers submit those 2 photos as evidence? they are clearly the same photo wtf

Why should he be guilty of something she can't do herself?

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>the only valid grounds for a woman to petition for a divorce in islam is failure to sexually satisfy her
>jean-francois does not fail to disappoint

eheh

I think beta males that put up with schizo shit like this actually deserve it.

>writing the exact opposite of objective reality
Reads like an easy gig.

Her bravery in the face of her mental illness is stunning

Welcome Any Forums Bros. THis will strengthen our bonds.

Why are TV jannies trying to censor us so hard? maybe they are in bed with the ACLU.

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i've been enjoying the salt at lolcow

Calling your parents after catching you with weed isn't a felony Jayden

Ok, we've got nurse Debbie Lloyd, Sterling Jenkins, Tara Roberts, Travis McGivern, Officer Sienz, who else?

TRIGGER HER RAGE MODE NOW
IT WILL BE FUN TO WATCH HER REAL FACE

DO IT

Amber bros....where did it all go so wrong?

Maybe islam isn't wrong about women.

oh that was CATTY Camille
>I think I might be confusing the witness
meow
hiss hiss

>that's what she said

I lied, I'm a Any Forums janitor and I get paid $0.00/hr and double for overtime

nah
feisty crazies starfish

>you modified this picture miss heard
>no

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3 seconds on photoshop

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kek her wikipedia pic is the fattest and wrinkliest shot ever taken of her

I swear on all that I hold dear the sex is worth it.
Literally had sex in a church on Christmas Eve with a Borderline chick.

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Aquamaaaaaaaaan

It's unironically fucking over. Getting her to say that the photos are different because she turned on a makeup light. When they are in fact identical with a seperate filter is strong stuff.

How long until Amber goes full CHICHANERY?

The forehead, the eyes, the lips. She's so close to going over the edge.

>INCORRECT
Ouch!

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No Amber, they said they did not see any injuries.

Is Amber hoping the jury has the memory of goldfish

What a hill to die on

>it doesn't matter what is inconvenient to me
lol wut?

>keeps twisting words
psycho

>trying to explain other people's perceptions now
sigh

stop projecting. I stopped watching him because his content started appealing to faggots like you, I moved on from big streamers besides forsen because he just gets abused by TTS. Everything else is under like 3k and its so much better. Cant be a fucking hipster if im coming straight from justin tv

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>i was totally injured they just didnt get it

>He didn't even know which one I was

Johnny. He paid off everybody in 5 states. Even the dog was in on it.

How do these brainlet lawyers not notice that?

>Johnny gave me alot of knuckle sandwiches during our relationship, and I just couldn't turn them down

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
Where are the fat whales screeching incel at Johnny fucking Depp.

"the police looked at the photos!' what the fuck why is she so stupid

HOW LONG YOU GO TO JAIL

FOR FAKING EVIDENCE

issue is they need an expert to prove that, the lawyer cannot. Its stupid but its how it works.

different necklaces

>four people no injuries
>One is a cop that would absolutely take this as an injuries
>they did not see injuries
>UM THEY SAID THEY DID NOT CONSIDER ME INJURED
Holy fuck. IT IS HAPPENING

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