/jdt/ - He Does It For Free? edition

this is DAY 2 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 17)

Amber Heard testified for three days before cross
CROSS-EXAMINATION IS HAPPENING NOW
CAMILLE VASQUEZ HAS BEEN SPANKING AMBER HEARD

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=QT0MRSJ33EA

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=-bP4Q06heo8

Johnny Depp is going to be called back as a witness, it's been reported
>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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1st

I want a spicy latina to play me videos too

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Another liar to the list

KILL ALL AMBER SIMPS

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So he is lying?
No, he's wrong.

BrolyBongs, report in.

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How many pounds of pressure does it take to tie a mega tie?

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No, this one was just wrong.

Can someone explain what the fuck is Camille trying to do?

She fucked up twice already unless it was some sort of tactic to demonstrate something.

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Where did she fuck up?

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Why is she always whining like a fucking children in those audio files?

I’m not sure, user.

jiggy?
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couldn't they have run these recordings through a compressor filter?

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just in lads something interesting happen today?

Have a drink while watching the show

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you can stop now retard

A MEGA ton

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>Why is she always whining like a fucking children in those audio files?
Because she is.

she FUCKIN HAYMAKERED HIM, MAN

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>I posted it again!

SEETHING

Oh no no no. Ambersisters

DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>AMERIFATS WANT YOU DISTRACTED OF THE CHAOS IN ASIA
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>AMERIFATS WANT YOU DISTRACTED OF THE CHAOS IN ASIA
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>AMERIFATS WANT YOU DISTRACTED OF THE CHAOS IN ASIA
DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD
>AMERIFATS WANT YOU DISTRACTED OF THE CHAOS IN ASIA

>that fake crying
diamonds, lads

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You have received the explanation repeatedly but keep posting the same question, you are a shitposter. You are fake news.

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NEVAR FORGIVE

NEVAR FORGET

I DID A SHIT ON JOHNNY DEPP

>Can someone explain what the fuck is Camille trying to do?
Get Amber to shit the bed with Exfacts

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jiggy bro....you got banned too?

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>its on recording
>shes literally saying thats not how it happened and thats not what she said
motherfucker YOURE ON TAPE

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YOU FUCKING HAYMAKERED ME MAN

Touché, monsieur.

>ill post again with lewd
faggot take a (you) but its all you get. Boring as shit.

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>photo of amber being a whore with her legs on some other guy

How long until she starts swearing and gets told to sit the fuck down by the judge

That's a lot of pressure

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>tfw want to shower but it takes me 30-40 minutes due to all the creams and moisturizers I use on my face to stay young looking and don't want to miss anything live funny stuff from the trial

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used to be on Any Forums but the fucking jannies kept deleting the treads

>your FUCKING left NUT
OH PLEASE LATINA MOMMMYYY

>How long until she starts swearing and gets told to sit the fuck down by the judge
in two more hours

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nah, trial on now, worry about that later today. Now fuck off or im gonna invade you in Victoria 2.

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That's a big tie

lets listen

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He can't keep getting away with it

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Make a thread if something is happening, then.
Is China taking the Taiwan? Are they depopulating the muslims still? I don't give a fuck about Ukraine, what makes you think I give a fuck what's happening in China, unless it's something big enough to affect me?

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It is important to stay hydrated.

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>suck my dick
TURD SISTERS?

>threw father under the bus
>threw sister under the bus
>threw the nurse and the fucking doc under the bus
>She perfectly remembers everything that happened to her but nothing that contradicts her story

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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For you

this chick is vile kek

that's the real Amber on this recording.

maybe that's why no pics of her vajayjay

wow, what a fucking bitch, she damn egoistical cunt.

>this audio clip
she sounds like a total cunt desu

No idea.
Shes a big mess today. She was great yesterday.
She's just taking fat L s and getting BTFO by amber today.

Aye, welcome to Any Forums

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(s)he's a tranny? lord they're fucking everywhere now, i should have known

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Just use almond oil today.
It's ons fucking day.

sounds like my mum desu

>FUTA AMBER

ok i am #team amber now

>suck my dick
amber confirmed tranny?

What comes after the cross-examine? And when the hell the verdict comes?

now that i hear this tape, fuck that women.

>suck my dick

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>it's the recording where she laughs like a maniac
This one really makes her sound mental.

THE SCHIZO LAUGH
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
ITS OVER

*maniacal laughter*

Holy shit Johnny is so lucky these recordings exist. If they didn't, he'd be turbo screwed.

bah, what a freaking shithead she is.

holy shit that laugh, this broad is a literal psycho

Goddamn, these recordings make Amber sound like a fucking lunatic. Complete with a Joker laugh and everything.

that'd explain why she's mentally ill

Nigga almond oil is not a substitute for soap, if anything it only makes soap less harmful for your skin.

That is one demonic laugh bros

What the fuck is wrong with people? I've had many relationship on my lifetime and I've never treated a partner like this.

>the joker laugh

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or she saw what happened to hope solo

bros I'm scared

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>that evil witch laugh
Can't make this shit up

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That witch cackle....why are some women like this? Absolutely evil.

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is this another recording she made? lol

likely Amber's side calls more witnesses

she sounds so scared of her abuser

wait what? You had to wait for fucking this? Are you fucking retarded? God I cant stand dangerous retards like you.

One of her medical records states she's a man

She sounds like a complete psycho
And fuck all reaction, she's deranged

>they're playing it
lmao
rofle even

The cross-cross or, like everyone else calls it, redirect.
The judge wants to end the trial at the beginning of june.

this laugher, fucking psycho women. You can hear depp not taking her psycho shit.

Re-direct by Heard's lawyers then potentially re-cross, the scope of questioning shrinking each round until there's, in theory, nothing left to ask.

bruh

rebutalls of anything that came up during testimonies, nothing new introduced

Man he should have stuffed his dick in her mouth at that moment

Hillary-esque

trial stops the last friday of May. then they start deliberating the following tuesday. verdict first or second week of june.

>maniacal laughter

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>rubs himself in oil instead of bathing
imagine the smell

This ain't looking good amberbros.

bros i'm getting scared

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She is a crazy bitch, bloody hell

Bet she was raped as a kid

what the literal fuck

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I NEED ALL YOUR BEST CAMILLE'S AND I NEED THEM RIGHT NOW

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So glad I'm an incel so I don't have to deal with arguments like this.

aight getting genuinely spooked here lads

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jesus, no way she's getting a job after this

did she already make the mental illness test?

>that demonic laughter
Just imagine the recording starts having some static and suddenly recording-amber says "fuck you Camille, I'll get you bitch".

someone hold me

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So she dressed up like Dr Evil and is now on recording doing the Dr Evil laugh? Did we step into a multiverse?

>SUCK MY DICK
MAJOR HAPPENING! She fucking said that.

These people are genuinely mentally Ill narcissists and when given money/fame exacerbates it to insane levels.

>then they start deliberating the following tuesday. verdict first or second week of june.
They will start that evening. I bet a verdict comes back by 2100 EDT that night.

ambers team have 20 hours of court time left.

that's instinct, bro
that's your bollocks withdrawing into your abdomen

you can't teach that

I got you fren

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Most celebrities have extremely shitty personalities.

That's the laugh of an abused woman clearly.

Just wait for the schizophrenia to set in. A few more years of incelism should do it ;)

Anons, today I think I'm going to go on a date with this pretty blonde lady I met! She is so sweet and almost seems a little attached to me. I'm so excited, surely nothing can go wrong!

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these people are evil

that voice, what a fucking cunt, i really hate women like this, fuck these high horse shithead blondy.

At least herd has a gig for scary movies after all of this for a psycho

how much time does johnny's team have?

this is hilarious, but very scary at the same time

The fuck am I listening to?

Jesus

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It's a good sub for
>creams and moisturizers
ma petite grenouille

guys she sounds so scared and abused, i want to hold her and protect her guys

go ahead girl, go ahead, git down
at least he didn't knock her up
imagine

she looks like she is cringing hard at listening to herself at the moment

Hmmmmmmm...

That laugh

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It's as much their agents, their entourages, their assistants, enablers, pushers, and groomers that literally convince them they are above all the plebs and every man alive. It's fucked

The rare true face of a woman

you should be

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ambersisters....it's over

>the jealous and envy of Amber

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Amber doing her best Broly impression

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You're a witch, Amber.
>I ALREADY KNEW MUWAHAHAHAHA
W-What?
>REHEHEHEHEHEE!!!
>flies off on a broom

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God. femoids are frightening; demonic. I'll never cohabitate, never marry.

psychological abuse from an incredibly intoxicated woman (who claims to remember everything)

What is that hard thing poking my belly user

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this is almost cartoony evil holy shit

>creams and moisturizers

I dare people to defend amber after this
I mean they just can't

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I knew the judge had put a hard end-date on the trial but didn't know it was parsed out like that. Thanks Britanon.

holy fucking shit

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>how much time does johnny's team have?
If they end Heard's cross today, they are up something like 8 h on Heard's team.

Her career is literally over after this

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marry her next month. It sounds like it was meant to be

lmao

Amber Heard is unironically like the woman in Gone Girl. If Johnny wasn't famous, she would have 100% killed him.

wtf

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Please call amber turd a victim again.

She snapped out of her acting profile and became the venomous cunt that she is.

I'd be falling her a victim every chance I got to see her seethe.

>aquamannnnnn

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desu, everyone would cringe if they had to listen to their drunk/high selves

AQUAMAAAAAAN

>AQUAMAAAN
kek

I would have beat the shit out of her by now. I’m surprised Depp held back.

Glad I didn't miss this.

>The fuck am I listening to?
The beast reveals her true nature when she's intoxicated.

Demonic

>AQUAMAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN

fuck this clito freak, this is just a gold digger women, and she deserve a free job in africa.

Hmm yes, this definitely sounds like an abuse victim talking to her abuser.

She'd be a great fit. We're long overdue for a female slasher villain.

AQUAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
hahahaahaaaa....

aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

>aquamaaaaaaaan

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AQQQQQUUUUAAAMAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

>WATCH THAT PIECE OF SHIT

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ITS OVER
AMBER SISTERS

me pepe peepee

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Her pacing is even worse than yesterday. She's used to lying, yet she's absolute dogshit at it. She even is lying in response to being caught lying. I've met my fair share of BPD riddled narcissists ~ she's uniquely incompetent; completely oblivious to the way bodies function (e.g.: injuries) and the way humans perceive her. While most of her ilk disregard humility, they atleast understand the concept and are able to weave it into their schtick.

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i think that was in her list of ideas
that's why she made a huge deal out of not being in his will
and the bottle rape scene was from gone girl

SUCK MUH DICK JOHNNY

Aquaman bros I don't feel so good

i can't remember. before ambers lawyers called amber to testify, they both has 32 or 36 hours. no difference in time between them besides a few minutes. so it depends how long depps team question amber in this stage.

>AQQUUAAAMMANNNNN

Look at this bitch side eyeing the jury trying to look sad
Fucking sociopath

OH FUCK CAMILLE SAID "SUCK YOUR DICK"

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this recording truly shows how insane amber is

you told mr dick

>yes I told him to suck my dick
A-amberbros... what did she (male) mean by this

>you insulted him and he didnt talk back
>well he talked back!
>we didnt hear it
>WELL IT WASNT ON RECORDING

>You told depp to suck your dick, didn't you?
>You have a dick, don't you?
The doctor putting male wasn't incorrect then, was he?

Everyone listening to that audio in that room

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>You told Mr. Depp to suck your dick multiple times, didn't you?

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I would've had her killed, stage a car accident or pay off a mugger. With his money and circle of employees, he could have gotten her whacked.
She'd be most useful as garden fertilizer.

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>EXCUSE ME?!

here we go

>We both said horrible things
>We only heard YOU say horrible things

>your jealousy is so tragic
I bet this one still stings

That was terrifying.

>that quick scoff
kino

bros.....it won't stop spurting

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fucking hell i just googled this.

why did she record herself doing this to him? has that ever been addressed?

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Ok Johnny said AQUAMAN can we go back to Any Forums now?

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Look at that forehead, she's boiling over.
Keep pushing until she explodes.

Fuck this whore.

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can anyone tell me why people give a fuck about two celebrities making a show of this shit

If she has a dick, then she can be an abuser. /camillebros/ we won

good smirk from camille when heard said "i got the aquaman role, by auditioning"

Dude, they are surely going to get to the projection in closing right?

>brings up bottle when it was johnny who got assaulted by it
>brings up his jealousy when it's obviously her
>brings up the soda can that was threw by Depp when it was her who threw it

Like, it's so fucking obvious?

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>depp got you the aquaman role
that's a fucked up thing to suggest to be honest

it was for couples therapy, she thought she was in the right. Still does. Advanced narcissism

Holy fucking shit latina mommy went from doing pretty meh to obliterating amber.

Why the fuck they record all this shit man?

didn't give her enough meds today
she's gonna lose her shit on the stand
absolute great idea to have the hot lawyer question her

>Mr. Depp. Got you. Aquaman. Correct?

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Amber's a detective now.

Was she arguing with opioid johnny or monster johnny at that time?

It's beyond that. this is bigger than shitty celebs

Janny just autosaged the Depp thread on Any Forums and banned everyone in it. Fuck Janny for real

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