/jdt/ - "Yes, That's Correct" edition

this is DAY 1 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 16)
welcome back, hope everyone had a good week off
when we left, Amber was testifying

CROSS-EXAMINATION IS HAPPENING NOW
CAMILLE VASQUEZ IS UNLEASHING HELL

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=pg5QXdjTpX4

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=fmGKWXhJtyA

>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

jigex.com/hXxHP
old.reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/uqx8sf/deppheard_trial_day_16_megathread/?sort=new
youtu.be/JdLZ9Nl-PDk
lolcow
youtu.be/d7SYy5JvyOA
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead."

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Get in and jig

jigex.com/hXxHP
jigex.com/hXxHP
jigex.com/hXxHP

>"Mrs Heard if I could direct your attention to number nine zero zero one. Can you tell me what this is appears to be?"
>"Uhh, it looks to be logs for text messages between two people... I don't know who they are"
>"They're my logs Mrs Heard. Mine and Johnny's."
>"O-oh..."
>"Can you please tell us what it says, Mrs Heard?"
>"Uhh, ok? Uhm, it says, uhm, Johnny says here, that uh, that he loves you deeply. And it says he loves you more than he ever loved Amber, uhh, me, uhh and then uhh. It says that your pussy is much tighter and Amber's, uh, mine, my pussy is huge, I have a gaping abyss of a hole between my legs. That's what it says there"
>"No further questions your honor"

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Camille is doing well and she's fucking hot. However, I would still choose Dr. Curry over her. While you argue over the mexican I cum buckets in my goddesses holes.

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>he knelt on your back
>he did
>you wore a backless dress to the premiere
>I did

This woman really has no idea how the human body works. You don't have to experience physical trauma to understand the mechanics involved. She saw a finger get severed by a bottle she threw and yet she's completly fucking oblivious >_

EXTRA LAUGH.

LOOK AT THE FUCKING DELUSION, THE INSANITY. LOOK AT WHAT TYPE OF PEOPLE EXIST. old.reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/uqx8sf/deppheard_trial_day_16_megathread/?sort=new
INSANE COPE

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Objection your user, checked

Why not both?

I've been enjoying reading the lolcow thread, they're SEETHING

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oh yeah, Curry has that milf - I'll fuck you into the ground - feel

Camille can't compete

Her defense is scrambling to slow shit down as hard as they can because they are getting torn the fuck apart.

I expected her reaction about the poo to be worse

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wheres that one?

My Dog Stepped on a Bee

youtu.be/JdLZ9Nl-PDk

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>You will live to see a live execution years after they were outlawed

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BIG CAKE

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The emphasized sigh whenever she realizes she got caught lying. This cross is pure fucking kino and unadultered second-hand embarrassment.

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Johnny smiled :)

>Was donated

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POWER STANCE

lolcow dot farm/ot/res/1171910.html

enjoy, it's very satisfying

That's not danish

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>I wanted nothing
>moments before text conversation for how to extract as much cash as possible from Johnny
L after L after L

Post the webm. You know the one

I'm late.
I saw a few memes and it looks like I missed something, right?
Is this cross? How far do I need to rewind to see the beginning of cross?

I must have missed the settlement part from the other days. What's all this mean exactly? What's Johnny's lawyer trying to show.

>someone this stupid has more money than anyone ITT (unless Kim shows up)
We’re all ngmi, are we?

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Dr Evil hasn't watched an episode of SVU in her entire life.
She's so clearly a psychotic liar and cannot even hide it in the way she dresses.

SHE"S HAD YEARS TO STUDY THE BEHAVIORS OF A BATTERED WIFE.

WE"VE SEEN BETTER PERFORMANCES ON FUCKING LIFETIME FOR CHRIST' SAKE!!!!!

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objection for using a testimony of another person in the trial?

She's getting anally ravaged.

kek

LMAO
literally testified to it in court
SUCK IT ELAINE

What music should be playing?
youtu.be/d7SYy5JvyOA

That she wanted the money while looking like she donated to charity.
Point is she is a two faced bitch.

>lolcow dot farm/ot/res/1171910.html
LOL WHAT THE FUCK? HOW ARE LOWCOW USERS BEING THIS FUCKING RETARDED? I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LOLCOW HAD A THREAD GOING SHOWING CRAZIES ON SOCIAL MEDIA NOT THE SITE ITSELF HOLY SHIT. THIS IS SO FUN

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would you sniff amber's vagina?