>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.
What they are doing to Amber Heard is disgusting, she is a victim and they are not believing her. So tired of you fucking incels. This is exactly why Roe v. Wade was overturned.
who are these people, just anyone that wanders in?
Ethan Morgan
>tfw no low-res gf
Logan Torres
she getting mad
Julian Morales
checked
Oliver Martinez
Checked and spicerummed
Carson Jenkins
JAMES CORDEN SHOW TIME
Anthony Wright
>Depp's Lawyer goes up to cross examine Amber Heard >"Miss Heard, are you a fucking cunt?" >Judge can be heard chuckling off screen >"U-u-uhh, w-what?", Amber Heard stumbles, confused, looking around >"Objection your honor", Depp's Lawyer says >"What's the objection?" >"She's being a fucking bitch your honor" >Entire courtroom erupts in laughter, even Heard's lawyers are chuckling >Judge laughs loudest and yells "AMBER TURD!" >"Wait, no, what? what is going on?" Amber says, beginning to cry >Judge starts shouting, "you're a bitch! a fucking slut! whore!" >"No! No no no! This can't be happening! I'm in control here!" Amber starts shouting and gets up >Crowd starts chanting as Amber breaks down crying "BITCH! WHORE! SLUT! CUNT!" >Johnny, grinning, gets up and unbuttons his vest, then walks over to the Judge who hands him her gavel >Johnny shows the gavel to the chanting crowd, who now start chanting "Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law!" >The Bailifs surround Amber and lift her onto the Judge's bench as the Judge makes room for Johnny >Johnny starts hammering Amber in the face with the gavel over and over and over >"Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law!" >After Amber's face is reduced to a bloody pulp, Johnny sits down and says "Justice is served!" >The crowd starts clapping and hollering >Johnny walks out of the courtroom, high fiving people, pointing finger guns at people because he's cool like that >Amber's bloody, beheaded corpse is dumped in a backalley for homeless bums to sexually abuse
It's great seeing all this evidence being presented after Amber's defense was literally all just "what do you remember" with little to no evidence ever being shown.
Isaiah Hernandez
SHE IS LYING IUNDER OATH
John Russell
Camile is unfathomably based
Luke Adams
PROBABLY BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING TO DOCUMENT MISS HEARD
The doctor very clearly would like to disagree. Epicrisis is srs bsns.
Jack Wilson
Oh my lord
Austin Ross
>NOTHING TO DOCUMENT, CORRECT MS. HEARD?
Zachary Gonzalez
kek how amber's lawyer is completely silent and hasn't said a single objection yet
Hudson Turner
This is the best cat fight I've seen since Barnum and Bailey.
Isaiah Lopez
OH NO NO NO DEPPBROS HIS LAWYER OBJECTED TO HER OWN QUESTION HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Tyler Gomez
qt pi lawyer is raping her. Buttfucking her grumpy dispatcher.
Cooper Ross
never been so glad to invest this much time into celebrity bullshit holy shit my sides
Julian Anderson
Kek
Jason Cruz
Amber is a transexual hermafrodite
Jose Mitchell
I can't bro's it's too much.
Chase Fisher
Heard had so much faith in her new PR team that she thought the week break would serve her better than Depp's legal team. Depp's lawyers had a week to fine tune this railroad of GOTCHA BITCH cross questions. There has only been like two objections so far, lmao.
