/chug/- Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3064 - fresh pasta edition

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>Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership
>Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR
>Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR
>Russia cuts off electricity to Finland
>Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu
>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF
>Admiral Makarov is FINE
>Battle for Popasnaya results in Russia's victory
>Kherson authorities announce their intention to join Russia
>Russian forces capture Yampol in Donetsk Oblast
>AFP: Bulgaria and the Czech Republic looking to request exception to Russian oil embargo
>Pope Francis: NATO provocation may have led to Russian invasion, unsure whether countries should continue sending arms

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Finnish
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
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French (official)
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Wikipedia
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American (neocons)
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Roads
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Mariupol
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▶Combat footage
>Ukrainian drone footage showing aftermath of battlle at the Siverskyi Donets River crossing
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>Russian vehicles on the move unknown where
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>Another DPR ATGM hitting a Ukrainian position
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>Russian helicopters Ka-52 and Mi-28N are working on manpower and equipment of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the Popasna area.
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>Ukrainians shoot down Russian missile over Odessa, end up with debris landing in civilian area
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>LPR UR-77 demining system hits Ukrainian positions in Rubezhnoye
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>Ukrainian Su-25 gets shot down near Izyum, Kharkov region by a Russian missile
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>Tank obliterates AFU infantry at point blank.
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>Aftermath (Not comfy)
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>Huge explosion near Nikolaev
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>Fuel depot in Belgorod hit by AFU Choppers
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
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>TA ZA SHOOOO?!? Kherson Edition
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>Ukrainians protest mass conscription efforts in Transcarpathia
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>Colonel Andrei Kislovsky of the AFU arrested while fucked by a tranny (GAY)
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>Pro-Russian public rally in Belarus
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>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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▶/chug/ Rus user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
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>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
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>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
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>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
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>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
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>First POW video released by LNR.
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>Second POW video released by LNR.
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>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
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>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion.
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>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
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▶Fighting in Mariupol
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▶Cleaning Mariupol up after months of warfare
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▶Patrick Lancaster, First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
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▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
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AZOG ARE SURRENDERING

>Ukraine's President Zelensky will provide information about the current situation at the Azovstal plant in Mariupol in his evening address, Arestovich said

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>Russian S-300 battery engaged Israeli fighter jets in recent days during airstrikes in Syria

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So is Turkey gonna save us from NATO?

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Holy shit
The absolute cope

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>/azov/core
kek

youtube.com/watch?v=lFnAZr6PrFY

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BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL UNITY IS ACHIEVED

Bros???? I thought the cauldron was closing...

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So it turns out that the EU exported grain from Ukraine to give it to Russia in exchange for exporting fertilizers?

Ukrainian War Crimes:
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Zelenskyy Greenscreen:
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Heros Z:
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new content soon!

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I still want finnish svinorez

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>Surrendering is inacceptable, these people are traitors to our country. We fired our last SRBMs at the Azovstal plant to kill as many of them as possible

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>tf after 60 days of NATO instructors diet

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Kill all Russians and Chinks

What should Russia do with the surrendered (((Azovites)))?

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It was the incendiary ammunition the one that did the job

whoever proposed that solution should be promoted to boss of the entire operation

10/10 move

About 10 buses with Ukrainian military left the Azovstal plant in Maroiupol - Reuters

According to reports, about 300 militants surrendered and only 50 of them were wounded.

The Jew media seems more cocky than usual. Are they legitimately confident that Ukraine is doing good?
Is Putin getting his shit kicked in?
Give me the facts bros. This was the one hope I had this year.

>General Staff of Ukraine

>can't cover his square head with a nazi larp haircut
>looks like a retard as a result
lmao

>Ukraine win eurovision
>Good ruskies celebrates ukraine victory rain firing Azovstal
>1 day later azovites surrender

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Alright guys, here's how Ukraine can still win!

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Guys, is there a way we can make a train go to Miquelon. Like a collective effort of some sort

Why are there so many threads on /k/ about some river battle?

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my cumpit thread on /k/ still not deleted by butthurt janny

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Fire is the original WMD

azog negotiator begs Russians above for the safe surrender of cumpit mutans

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Use them as cannon fodder when they attack Finland

>CIA involvement in ukrainian nationalism
>redstreetjournal.com/p/cia1?s=r
Does it need to be right at the start? Probably better in one of the pasta dumps to keep the OP nice and clean. Thanks for fresh bake regardless.

tfw Azov

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>Shalom, mabey azov was defeated in the battlefield, but we ((((((((((ukrainians))))))))))) should be very proud of azov since they MORALY wom the battle, and thats somethim putler wont have, TO THE LAST UKRAINIAN!!!!!! SLAVE UKRAINIANS!!!!!!!!

>if you surrender to your enemies, you win
Maybe there's a Canadian general in Azovstal after all

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Thank you for baking and fresh pasta!
Happy Azovstal taking!

turks help turks at the end

Russians sealing the Great Cum Pit is a victory for humanity but what about Kharkov? Some sources state they crossed the river, why won’t Russians deploy more forces there to contain the Ukrainians? They aren’t threatening anything yet but it’s not good having 4-5 brigades on your flank.

Azogbros.... Wtf happened? Why didn't Elon Musk save us?!

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thats what azovstal should look like 24/7

This is a generic phrasing used in a lot of Ukrainian MoD communications, I wouldn't assign particular significance to it.

loudly kek in my workspace (law firm full of jews)

mostly cope

Russians cant help themseves and already started torturing pows sad...(lol)

Hey didn't I see a video of this tank as a russian one?

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>we surrender

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>new patriotic donbass song
>this time a play on gazmanov
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>reminder that the hohols openly admit to torturing russian POWs to death
>reminder that theyre so demoralized that they flee at the sight of one (1) tank
>reminder that the russian army advances without a single direct armed opposition so often that if the ukrainian army actually stays (so rare) in a village after the russians begin shelling it as a sign theyre headed for it next, theyre taken completely by surprise
youtu.be/xU9x-wZxz6s
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yeah im feeling comfy, /chug/ exclusive translation

>Kharkov(It's coming).
lmao

save urself by getting rid of the dumb woman and the jew

>A shirtless and heavily tattooed Zelensky appeared on TV this Monday night, frequently sniffing and twitching his nose, promising to "hunt down each and every last one" of the Azov Battalion if they "so much as think about surrendering to the ork menace".

I hope that the wounded will be exchanged for russian pows, and the healthy ones will just suddenly disappear

...

you dont get it, ukraine MORALY win this!

>Maybe there's a Canadian general in Azovstal after all
There was one actually

There is no chance he is in Azovstal

>well akcshually we dont surrender we will just go m.i.a. in russian camps!

>Azog gives up
Jewish bro's not like this the goyim where supposed to die

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Some bullshit about entire Russian brigade being destroyed. From what I saw, it’s bullshit but they keep pushing it. They need to distract people from Ls they’ve been taking and Snake Island PR move failed while no one gives a shit about Kharkov (yet).

He looks like a satanic demon that needs an exorcist :)

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lmao

if you chose the jew ..... you ever loses (moonman - notorious kkk)

Most importantly user

>No Russian Ever Called Me White Trash

youtube.com/watch?v=PbLnvVsUANk

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What am I looking at

Have a fair and public trial for the world to see. They need some PR for the West(EU) now.

I'm disappointed that AZOV Nazi RATS surrendered and that Russians accepted their surrender.
i was hoping that Azov nazis will starve to death in that fucking bunker, and will start cannibalising to stay alive.
So the wounded Aziv nazis are taken to the Russian controlled hospital,
well...let's hope that they will get some shit put in their wounds so they will die like rats.

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reminder everyone supporting the murderous russians is not even human being, they are worse than scum

and i see many of them in this thread

Frens pls just give me a tldr of how the war is going. I wanted Russia to crush globohomo like in 2014 and I'm feeling bad that this is taking longer than expected.
I'm still hopeful but every day this drags out, the globohomo cunts are laughing at us.
The one hope I have now is that Putin is going to fuck with the global economy enough that it will cause a great depression 2.0.

>2.20€/L and rising
Umm NATO bro’s?

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no hit though?

I am 100% sure that the NATO trannies are s try I’ll in the cup pit and want to sneak out once the show calmed down

Exchange the wounded for Russian PoW's

Put the combat capable ones on trial.

Skabeeva? She's fucking hot

That's what you can get if you badmouth Russia.

Fobbits get nice and plump after leaving the service. No wonder they survived for 82 days.

Boomers and women are in full support of sending young swedes into the meatgrinder.

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>Go to that thread
>See this gem: they're going to Ukrainian territory like the last civvie evacs you retards.

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>NeoNazis bled white, pardon the pun
>Small city finally taken from you after 3 fucking months

Meanwhile Ivan has been pushed back from Kharkiv and is drowning inside his iron coffin in the Donets.

not reading hat textwall

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if they really surrendered, russians will murder them like they did to others

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You idiots let some azovites go out? Wounded or not? Unless you got 10:1 POW in exchange you're fucking morons. DNR guys must be fuming.

What is going to happen to Azov-chan now, bros?

EAT MY FECES, Hohol swine.
Here is what Ukrainians really are.

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>>See this gem: they're going to Ukrainian territory like the last civvie evacs you retards.
That's me he's answering lol

Great depression 2.0 is directly linked to Putin dragging out this war until winter

Looks like feminism has real world consequences when you don't destroy it.

looooool

Sweden has real gender equality though,

But Finland on the other hand...

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She's gonna be raped.

Slow but steady gains in Donbass, nothing in Kherson and Zaporozhie, cuck warfare elsewhere.

the next siege should be that 24/7

>/k/ is comedy gold right now.
Fukin CS:GO larpers

I was hoping for more calls for help I was wondering who they ask after Elon musk

>Jeff Bezos pleaaaase
>Kim Kardashian heeelp

BaZed

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easy there, adolf

Holy fuck that's a textwall now?

Yeah it's not a total loss I guess.

What the fuck is up with his mouth?
Will he be the one in millions to free Ukraine from the Rassiyans?

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>if they really surrendered, russians will murder them like they did to others
That will make me Love Russian even more.

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checked

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She was captured months ago.

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The managers of an american and a russian amusement parks argued, who has a scarier haunted house attraction.
The manager of the russian park went into american house: all sorts of skeletons, ghosts, blood. Scary, but nothing interesting.
Now an American is coming to a russian haunted house. He enters a very long dark corridor. He walks for a minute, two, five: nothing was happening.
And finally, at the very end of the corridor, he saw a Georgian man, sitting on a chair and holding a burning candle.
Georgian ask him:
"Did you wash your butt?"
"I did."
The Georgian puts out the candle.

Out of 2200 Ukie soldiers and Azog fighters only several hundred remain and all are currently being orders to surrender with over 300 officially on the surface being sorted tonight.

Russia should send in robots first before they send men to ensure there aren't any stragglers preparing to ambush. They did this in tunnels in Syria with great effect. Hope they do it here aswell.

lmao, this it's the only kike and the only pseudo-nazi squadron in western cilisation

ukrainian people are so kiked, top kek

patience, russia have plenty of resources to use yet, this is not even a fifth of russia's actual army

putin is up to something, trust me

/chug/ stands for RAPE

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Where is she now?

I have to fix her nose now

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How many of your your lapdogs must surrender before YOU surrender, Zelensky?

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Their government always lecturing their people about the overpopulation and male privilege.
Sending men to die for them is just a continuation of their policy.

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One of the biggest battles of the war and huge Russian failure, nearly a hundred vehicles were destroyed. Confirmed even by Russian sources.

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if they bomb the bridges now thos hohols are traped into russia's hands

She will raise Russian sons

drop any fresh and not so fresh contributions for pasta
>drop any fresh and not so fresh contributions for pasta
drop any fresh and not so fresh contributions for pasta
>drop any fresh and not so fresh contributions for pasta

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may you link me the video, i miss it (is in intel slava z?)

Trannies can't get pregnant

>Kharkov(TWO. MORE. WEEKS.)

Russians still have more than 50k guys waiting at the border and countless equipment/vehicles/artillery. They might be rotating some of them with the active troops but I think they might eventually send them all in

No bro
Sweden actually has mandatory conscription for women too

We didn't need (retard edition)
>Donetsk
>Mariupol
>Melitopol
>Kherson
>Zaphoriya
>Simferopol
>Kerch
>Energodar
>Popansaya
>Krasny
>Kharkov(It's coming).
>Severodonetsk
>Slaviyansk
>Kramatorsk: Artyomovsk and Slavyansk-Kramatorsk front (current combat front)
>Berdyansk
>Sevastopol
>Kremenchug
>Polatava(pepeleaf pointed out that Poltava is not near fighting. I'm leaving it anyway).
>Mykoliev(currently being evacuated).
>Makivka
>Rubizhne
>Novoselovka
>Yuzhny
>Voevodovka
>Fakel
>Raduga-2
>Zarya
>Zarya-1
>Michurinets
>Elektromontazhnik
>Platonivka
>Serebianka
>Feodosia
>Yepratoriya
>The Zarya gunpowder factory.
>Kharkov Tractor Plant.
>Access to the sea of Azov.
>Our rail systems.
>Our air defense network.
>Our airports.
>80% of oil and gas fields.
>All refineries and major tank farms.
>Sowing fields.
>Coal mines.
>Four major ports.
>Substantial part of the nuclear and significant coal generation.
>Black Sea offshore oil and gas fields
>Metallurgical plants in Mariupol and Krivoy Rog.
>Almost the entire national military-industrial complex.

Speaking of trannies, has anyone checked out the latest cope from /uhg/bots?

AХAХХAХAХAХAХA

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bassically elon musk fuck that girl for free kek

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>She was captured months ago.
I hope that Azov nazi swine was executed like a rat

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The hole of memories.
>The delivery of fighter jets by NATO
>Running out of supplies next Sunday
>Dead Redditors
>Snake Island surrender
>they'll never take a city
>four IL-76 shot down
>Ghost of Queef - 25 kills
>4000 russ tanks destroyed
>3 quadrillion infantry KIA
>Admiral Makarov
>Snake Island assault (the belt cope)
>Ukrainians attempting to retake Snake island, then saying those were russians after btfo
>the kerson counteroffensive
>breaking the siege of Mariupol
>The Reaper of Kiev

I don't know man, I just saved the picture.

Russia surrendered to Azov LOL

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>We didn't need Azov. We didn't make 100 memes sucking their penises. They were actually very expendable

Add Azovstal to that list

>Russia didnt import 100M illegals into the US
>Russia doesnt make me suck dick every time I get pulled over for a tail light
>Russia doesnt steal millions of dollars from citizens on the highways via civil asset forfeiture
>Russia doesnt intentionally escalate pig contact into murder/maimings
>Russia didnt force trannies on my kids
>Russia doesnt arrest American parents at school board meetings
>Russia doesnt rob me under threat of imprisonment via the IRS
>Russia didnt fund and intentionally release a bioweapon (covid 19) into America.
>Russia didnt devalue my currency into fucking dust
>Russia did nothing to me
>Russia didnt run over Canadian grannies at the anti-mandate protests
>Russia didnt steal the bank accounts of protesters
>Russia didnt kill hundreds of Canadian children with the deadly vaccine out of greed. A Ukrainian and a Cuban did
But the West did. Fuck the West. Burn this motherfucker down.

Check out
Jannies will prune it eventually though

LEXUS AND VOVAN STRIKES AGAIN.
t.me/c/1650798130/4647
>prank called Serge Dorni, the director of Bavarian Opera
>he admitted he had to fire some Russian workers due to political reasons and he's proud of it that he did it as the one of the first ones.
>he also mentioned that people should be separated in different categories.

I think they dead
We need to check on them

unrapeable dike

Is this what Marichka/Azov-chan is based on? Holy fuck... /uhg/trannies, I...

much better now

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Odds that they boobytrapped the cumpit?

OH SHIT GOOD POINT

>Putin isn't the one telling me my adolescent son could be placed on hormone blockers against my will as a parent.
>Putin isn't the one telling me my daughter must accept mentally deranged trannies in her bathrooms and gyms.
>Putin isn't the one requiring affirmative action for boards of Nasdaq listed companies.
>Putin isn't the one telling me I owe black people reparations based on skin color.
>Putin isn't the one installing lawless district attorneys in major cities across America.
>Putin isn't the one who locked up Americans without bail for peacefully protesting an election widely suspected to be rigged.
>Putin isn't the one plotting to destroy my constitution by packing the supreme court.
>Putin isn't the one teaching my children to hate themselves and their heritage.
>Putin isn't the one branding masculinity as inherently toxic.
>Putin isn't the one rewriting my national history and identity by teaching that America was founded on racism.
>Putin isn't the one clamoring for unfettered access to pornography, birth control, and abortion.
>Putin isn't the one advocating that a family unit can just as well consist of two daddies or two mommies or literally anything.
>Putin isn't the one filling the commercials, tv shows and movies with bungling white males, mary sues, and cocksure minorities at every turn.
>Putin isn't the one promoting sophist philosophy at every level of society while systematically denying the existence of objective truth.

Neither Putin nor the Russian people are my enemies. They are, at the very least, enemies of my enemy.
For that alone I say God Bless Russia and the Russian people. Thank you for the assistance of your naval fleet during the American civil war, without which we would have become a balkanized group of weakling British vassal states.
To this day Americans owe Russia a debt of gratitude, and we owe the anglos who ginned up both world wars and created Israel exactly nothing but our contempt.

>Kharkov(It's coming).
lmao

Might wanna glance at the source.

Z

Yes

thx for all the baking rafferty

Remember how cocky they were about trump not winning? Remember how Brexit is impossible because nobody would vote for it? Remember how the US is going to punish Russia for using (((chemical weapons))) in Syria? Remember how the according to the MSM the Belarus 2020 protests will lead to toppling Lukashenko in Belarus?

There's your answer. They think that they can write self-fulfilling prophecies because NPCs gobble everything up and get triggered to support any cause the elites want them to support. Reality however, doesn't work that way.

I swear to god these two are FSB familiars...
No way they could know the shit they know and know what questions to ask.

i dont thin kthey will never send them all in, that would be very risky, but eventually they will send the majority of it and bring reinforcements

t.me/readovkanews/34068

>ask Europe for help
>they let you win Eurovision

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Green buses for everyone

Is the belt cope supposed to distract everyone from the fact that the Snake Island assault failed miserably and the Ukrops suffered heavy losses?

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Army for women is different, they have a much lower standards on everything and in the end they would just sit in the office and it's up to the men to die on the battlefield :)

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not this again, I'll grab stale pasta
those buildings and vehicles parked next to them on Ukrainian side obviously destroyed by artillery shelling?
Obviously Russian, Russians failed to cross and then parked next to those buildings, ran inside and got killed by Ukrainian artillery
Those destroyed BMP-1s that Russians don't use any more? Obviously Russian
Ukrainian forces destroyed all those Russian targets with smart munitions from Kiev without a single loss, its all Russians
They only stopped and let Russian Army eventually cross out of mercy, Ukrainian ghost troops decided they had enough of dead vatniks and teleported away
there were no Ukrainian losses ever in any battle at any crossing
they are winning so hard battles are being won by smaller forces against bigger enemy advantage closer to Berlin every day
>Ukrainian drone footage showing aftermath of battle at the Siverskyi Donets River crossing
files.catbox.moe/c241fw.mp4

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>THE /K/ THREAD GOT DELETED
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>THE /K/ THREAD GOT DELETED

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I think my favorite thing about this is just how asshurt you get by this. This is almost as funny as you losing your shit whenever someone comes in here and says they refuse to denounce the Talmud.

These threads are literally the only thing you have going on right now in your life, aren't they? You have nothing else.

Checked.

Is that... is that anal dilation but from his mouth?

It's like that air support meme. Thoughts and prayers.

They deleted it?
Half of the board is Ukraine Threads and they delete it as soon as one isn't full /k/ope?

i hope you ended up in a penal battalion and bottox sends you to take kiev alone

and its dead
>This thread has been pruned or deleted

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Check out
KEK

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What the fuck is Eurovision? Anyone know?

>404 not found

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kuru

Kek
Couldn’t handle that probably

It's over

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no you just got shadowbanned for being a massive faggot

Already gone.

REMINDER
REMINDER
REMINDER

REMINDER
REMINDER
REMINDER

YOU WILL KNOW THE END IS NEAR WHEN YOU SEE THE BUSES.
REMEMBER I SAID THIS.
YOU WILL COME TO FEAR THE BUSES MORE THAN ALL THE BULLETS AND TANKS IN ALL OF RUSSIA.

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It was me desu.

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Not as much as the Dynamic Duo Boshirov and Petrov.

I got it saved, I'll screencap later.

Isn't that just irl shitposting?
Is there a big kike population in costa rica ? Only think i know about CR is that it's a hippie magnet.

I agree with that but then again Biden was a self fulfilling prophecy of sorts. Since then it's hard to know how much gaslighting is going on.

not looking so good, but should make sure, they'll play retarded to get out of prison.

They have to be nurses on the battle field, and shit like that

Too bad that wont help them if you use cruise missiles against them though!

/k/ is in full cope and seethe meltdown mode

>stealing grain
>offer it to Russia in exchange for fertilizers for themselves

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kek

It’s like 9 may Victory day all over again
Where is out leaf bro ?

like other places, less than 1%, but controls 99% of the good stuff

check out (still alive)

404'd thread:
desuarchive.org/k/thread/53598365/#53598365

would be a shame if more such threads started popping up.

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guys, THE AZOV SEA IS OUR!!!!!!!!!

put that on the feed baker

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I press F to denounce the Talmud and press S for the Azog piggies and dogs :)

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B Пaзикaх или в Лиaзикaх пoвeзyт?

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Don't raid cross board.
It's a no-no

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Women in modern armies (which have female conscription) mostly used as field cooks, nurses and snipers(rare)

nice and buspilled

Ground crew, the shittiest job of them all.

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>They have to be nurses on the battle field, and shit like that
No, medics on the battlefield need to be able to carry shit around. And nurses in a field hospital don't need any military training.

Female soldiers are unusable for anything else than a desk job.

Nice, managed to post.

>Erdogan tells Sweden and Finland to not even bother
>Tells them to fuck off
>Says that they're Kurd-loving filth

Does this mean that we won't see a Russian invasion of Finland because of NATO LARPing? Not necessarily; knowing Erdogan this might just be him trying to get a ton of money and guns. One thing's clear though: he's going to ask for a high price to look the other way over Sweden and Finland supporting, celebrating and defending literal Kurdish terrorists. Diversity is their strength.

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BASED AND RESPECT Need To REPOST on KIKEBOOK /Tube

Realistically and logical why is his tongue so big??

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I hope they won't use bukhankas at least.

>THE BUSES, THE FUCKING BUSES
>NO LESS THAN 200, AROUND 300 PEOPLE
files.catbox.moe/ovcpf3.mp4

As someone he is pretty neutral on this conflict because both sides are Jewish run operations. I believe Russia hasn't lost but it isn't looking the best right now. However we can't simply know who will win or who will lose at this time. Right now it seems more a stalemate than anything. I would prefer Russia to win because it makes people on both this site and the world cope and seethe. Other than that both should be wiped off the map.

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