this is DAY 1 of WEEK FIVE (Day 16) welcome back, hope everyone had a good week off when we left, Amber was testifying she has not been cross-examined yet, that should be soon
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
they'll probably draw this out the rest of the day.
William Anderson
>tfw 660ml bottles i am literally drinking megapints of wife beater
Sebastian Torres
>Depp's Lawyer goes up to cross examine Amber Heard >"Miss Heard, are you a fucking cunt?" >Judge can be heard chuckling off screen >"U-u-uhh, w-what?", Amber Heard stumbles, confused, looking around >"Objection your honor", Depp's Lawyer says >"What's the objection?" >"She's being a fucking bitch your honor" >Entire courtroom erupts in laughter, even Heard's lawyers are chuckling >Judge laughs loudest and yells "AMBER TURD!" >"Wait, no, what? what is going on?" Amber says, beginning to cry >Judge starts shouting, "you're a bitch! a fucking slut! whore!" >"No! No no no! This can't be happening! I'm in control here!" Amber starts shouting and gets up >Crowd starts chanting as Amber breaks down crying "BITCH! WHORE! SLUT! CUNT!" >Johnny, grinning, gets up and unbuttons his vest, then walks over to the Judge who hands him her gavel >Johnny shows the gavel to the chanting crowd, who now start chanting "Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law!" >The Bailifs surround Amber and lift her onto the Judge's bench as the Judge makes room for Johnny >Johnny starts hammering Amber in the face with the gavel over and over and over >"Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law!" >After Amber's face is reduced to a bloody pulp, Johnny sits down and says "Justice is served!" >The crowd starts clapping and hollering >Johnny walks out of the courtroom, high fiving people, pointing finger guns at people because he's cool like that >Amber's bloody, beheaded corpse is dumped in a backalley for homeless bums to sexually abuse
damn this trial is wild
Lucas Ramirez
its cool
according to the lawyer who is there who was a guest on Rekietas stream earlier, there is a member of the jury falling asleep
