/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #2372

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>Russian appear to withdraw completely from Kharkiv axis
>Finland & Sweden to join NATO, Russia threatens to cut gas and energy supplies
>UK signs mutual security pacts with Sweden & Finland
>ISW: Ukrainian counteroffensive in northern Kharkiv took further ground & possibly closed to within 10km of Russian border
>RU forces breach azovstal steelworks
>ISW: RU forces involved in battle of Mariupol likely heavily damaged, Ukrainian forces succeeded tying down & degrading substantial Russian force
>EU plans Russian oil ban
>Ukrainian counter-offensive east of Kharkiv retakes several towns
>Evacuation of civilians from Azovstal steelworks underway
>Lavrov: Special military operation going according to plan
>UK MoD: Russia forced to merge & redeploy depleted & disparate units in eastern Ukraine
>War could last years, Nato warns

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Nobody cares
Sage lmao

the final solution remains the only solution

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cat with bread.gif

danke

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Would be quitte kind.

Stop posting the gif of bread being thrown at an obese cat

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How long until Russia is humiliated?

Kino
youtu.be/8pdKkarXJG8

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Slava Ukraini!

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russian bodies need to have kidney stones removed before they can be used as fertilizer

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>Erdogan does not give the green light to Sweden and Finland joining NATO.
>“Turkey cannot say yes to the membership of Finland and Sweden in NATO, it is impossible, let them not be offended. The delegations of Sweden and Finland should not bother to travel to Turkey to convince Ankara to approve their applications to join NATO,” Erdogan said.
Okay Türkiye, what the actual fuck.

No

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the mushroom season started much earlier this year

At least it's not bread

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R A R E K O T
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nothingburger, what he actually said:
>Erdogan says no need for Finnish and Swedish diplomatic delegations to visit Turkey IF THEY ARE COMING TO CONVINCE TURKEY ON PKK
>Erdogan says Turkey won’t support Sweden and Finland’s NATO membership bid IF THEY CONTINUE TO SANCTION TURKEY

>that back legs damage dealing

>Marichka
youtu.be/-aPCl8mcoX8

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I... I GOTTA SNOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!

GOD I LOVE SNOOOOOOOOOOFING!!!

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It just sounds likes standard Turkish fuckery. Likely to try and seem tough infront of their people and keep Russia in some good standing with them.

>How long until Russia is humiliated?
About two weeks after the happening started

Nice.

Vatniggers are already vastly out of specialists. They are making Frankenstein BTGs from VDV and mercenary Wagnercucks. Russia will be all out of combatants by August and then get pushed the fuck out of mainland Ukraine.

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THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE GOY

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Guess he wants us to lift our sanctions before he is ready to consider it.

>keep Russia in some good standing with them
Turkish drones are currently being used by the UAF to kill Russian soldiers. I don't think they're in good standing.

no problem

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There is only one solution to the Russian question. I call it a special Russian sexual operation. Main goal of this operation will be to decommunizate Russian women.
>To save Russian nation we would have to rape every white women west of Ural mountains. Of course for this mass rape operation we would need all the best quality Lithuanian studs (So basically all Lithuanian men except for a few Vilnius fags)
> Before engagement we will have to test all vodkabitches for HIV and other STDs first. That will be an absolute necessity because russoids are HIV breeding nest.
>After disposal of HIV vodkabitches we will proceed to rape all of them
>Of course vodkanigger "men" will be made to watch whole process, especially if it's their sisters, daughters or mothers that will be decommunizated.
>Most importantly that it will not be done for sexual pleasure, but solely for great benevolent purpose of decommunization. And because of this our men will have to fuck them hard, harder than any of their cuck husbands ever fucked. They will need stitches, but our brave Lithuanian men will see it done.
>After our deed is done (which will repeated several days in a row to ensure absolutely positive results) our brave studs will deal with vodkanigger "men". We will have no choice but to castrate them
>And castrate them we will. All of them, every single vodkanigger will lose his balls. Of course we will make them eat them afterwards to ensure there was no misunderstanding between us
>Also it should be noted that this special operation will have to be repeated for sevel generations. Mutt offsprings that our operation will yeld will also have to cleansed in Lithuanian seed just like their rus ancestors were cleansed by medieval Lithuanians.
>After several generations of rape and castration we will breed something that will be human once more
>I know it's a hard endeavor but we will see it done

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Gold.

Norway, Denmark and Iceland vow to protect Finland and Sweden 'should they be victim of aggression on their territory'

VIKINGS STRONG

I am pretty sure nobody in NATO cares what Erdogan has to say. Finland and Sweden joining NATO is too historical of a deal for Turkey to torpedo it.
Push comes to shove, Uncle Joe will invite him for a pleasant talk and the situation will unfuck itself organically.

the 2 year old snoofer
>taught himself how to snooof
>barks at Trudeau, refuses to elaborate further

Nazi thread.

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Problem?

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Iceland doesn't even have a military. What are they going to do? Send their cops out to take Kherson?

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>SIR DO NOT CROSS THE RIVER
>I SAID DOOOOOO NOOOOOOT CROOOOOOSSSSSS
>BLOODY BITCH BASTARD

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Oh no that sucks!

Massive cope on russian propaganda channels

t.me/voynareal/22471

>Translation:
>"The weaponry, we were yelling about it 2 months, and yet it keeps getting to the front - and very effective weaponry. And if everything keeps going like this, they're going to raise army up to million. We're laughing about it all, but they will get the rest of weapons in. They openly spit in our face. I sincerely hope that our Supreme Commander is getting the actual info about how things are going and not like before special operation. I'm not trying to be gentle in what I say, our lives are at stake, you understand? We only have one way forward, win - but I don't see how we could do that. Again, I trust Supreme Commander but I don't know what will happen."

translator's notes:
1.weaponry on front implies weapon deliveries for ukies
2. Supreme Commander = putin

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Turkey said the same about us you know.

Who knows if he just says fuck you to everyone and blocks it. Nato needs them more than us.

This is a pro-russian source. Meanwhile, the ukies have not confirmed it.

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Butthurt belter

Well that makes a little more sense, I guess.
How bad are these sanctions? How likely are they to get lifted now?
>nobody in NATO cares what Erdogan has to say
Doesn't NATO have to come to an agreement unanimously though? Which is seriously such a stupid way to run things, see the Hungary/EU debacle for another example.

>east of the Siverskyi Donets river
>east
b-but that's the Russian side?????!!

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Turkey is still needed to deal with the bullshit going on in the Middle East.

Ohnonono.. what will be the new talking point from western Russia shills now that Putin has said that he dngaf about NATO expansion

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Turkey is trying to remain neutral. Russian tourists are flooding Turkey right now.

Yes but the need for Erds should be reconsidered.

Patron successfully converter animal loving girls and fags to supporting our cause. Our propagandists deserve a medal

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onwards to Bilhorod

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>Nato needs them more than us.
Are you so sure about that?
Also, veto vote is and always will be a stupid idea. Poles should know, that's one of the reasons PLC imploded.

She eats.

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You should be asking how long until they stop getting humiliated
To which the answer is never>Iceland
Fucking kek
I guess it's the thought that counts

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OH NONNONONONOONONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONO

do you have proof putin ever cared about nato expansion? this is lies. nato was never an issue, it was really about

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>I am pretty sure nobody in NATO cares what Erdogan has to say
Dumbass, Turks have 2nd or 3rd biggest army and military spendong in NATO. Plus, every country has the right to veto new applicants. So what are you even saying?
You're right about the fact that yanks will cut him something under the table tho

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They control the Bhosphorus. That alone gives them all the leverage they need.

This is weird though. For some reasons UA has not updated the map. Is it a Russian disinformation campaign?

They control a part of GIUK Gap, so can shit on russian fleet/submarines, if they decide to float by westward.

So, how did the whole Azovstal humanitarian corridor thing go? That was like 5 hours ago.

ru Mi-28H

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I don't know how bad they are but it is sanctions towards the Turkish military industrial complex so it is significant.

Name my band.

>unfuck organically
Yeah, after the last unfucking erdogan bought s400 just to prevent the next one

Bandera kit is better
youtube.com/watch?v=nbI6MyBJF2o

Ya, it is pretty strange. It could be OPSEC, it could be Russfaggots doing something devious, who knows. Should wait till it's confirmed from both sides.

>Are you so sure about that?

Absolutely. Turkey is second biggest military in NATO, and you need only to open a map to see their strategic position.

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will we get a watermelon-splitting Marichka today?

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Ukrainian opsec

you know you are being targeted by boomer newfag shills when someone post that shit on Any Forums

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Turkey is still needed to blockade Bosphorus for vatnik ships.
Don't worry, that's an old good Erdogan fishing for gibs and promises.
>muh Kurds
>muh terrorists

Hmmm yes, referendums that include 30% of the population who all JUST SO TOTALLY COINCEDENTALY happen to vote to leave Ukraine.

I do wonder why those numbers are so low

Russians snapping so fast even the copiest Ukrainians cannot catch up to them.

It's not one liveaumap, which confuses me tiny anglo brain

Does it taste nice? Do you have American candy bars like Mars to compare it to?

>"referendums" organised by the Russian army
At first I thought chuggers were midwits, but at this point calling a chugger a midwit is complimenting him

I’m sure it would be even funnier with a few more paragraphs and pannels

>mass rape operation
You mean special romantic operation?

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>Putin appeared to climb down
This has to be on fucking purpose.

Oh yeah theyre both great

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How about uhhhh
How about
How about
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
UMMMMMMMM
Instead of """"""referendums""""" just move to Russia, if you don't like living in Ukraine?

>Putin has said that he dngaf about NATO expansion
It's almost funny now how NATO was one of the biggest talking points for Putler's invasion, yet now he suddenly stops caring after fucking up massively.
>Is it a Russian disinformation campaign?
Could be, wouldn't be the first. Hopefully it's just opsec on our part.

the meme level economic knowledge of chuggers never ceases to amuse me

how are food prices in russia doing?
can you buy anything from west in russia?

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>sorry goy, you have to stay and fight
>don't worry though - all of the jews were evacuated to safety!

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Nooooo thats kremlinphobic

OH NO NO NO ONO NOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEE

You can't just surrender and kneel before the throne of Putin just because of his superior marital prowess!

Don't you want to die for Reddit likes?

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The one that gets me is the ruble value, which is based on a currency that is traded at like 1/10th of its previous volume lmao

>377951663
Dont response to shills, they get paid for each.

I am still baffled how our propagandons still say that we don't bomb the cities. Like what. We fucking depleted our kalibrs almost fully.

>I know I'm a Jew and Putin daughter, but will you satisfy me, user? - she said, while I war rigging up rope and mechanical contraption to bondage her shibari style
I'll make you a good cumslut, but you'll have to livestrem it to Putin
>Yes, daddy user. I'll face time my vatnik daddy now
When the Putin connected to the call, I've shoved my 7 inch dick in her throat so deep, she started choking and crying, her mascara running down her cheekbones
>Yes daddy, I am Lithuanain cumslut from now on
Putin had visible tears on his face while looking and her daughter getting sodomized and shouting for her to stop, while his tears worked as metaphorical lube for my dick, and every time he said to stop, his daughter pussy just kept twitching
Who's baltiski fashisti now, monke?

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So this is the 100th time they've surrendered or what

liveuamap is slow as fuck

>My husband can't even finger me, and all I got for it was a can of beans
Even despite her being subhuman orcette with face of a troll, I instantly understood her problem - she married vatnik manlet after all, she was destined for a life of shame and poverty
>At this point, I'm willing to get sterilized if you would just fuck me, my pussy are dry as plains of siberia due to my husband playing serial rapist in donbass and not doing his husbandly dues
Once I unzipped my zipper and taken my cock out, she instantly got on her knees and started sucking it like it was a sausage in 1980s Russia
>Please cum into my worthless throat, I need protein badly - she said
But I didn't heed her request - I don't want her to be happy. Instead, soon before cumming, I put it dry in the ass and came there. There was a shit on my dick, but she soon licked it all up.
>Thank you, I never came like that.

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they actually get paid per post not per reply, check out the wiki on internet research agency, wumao etc

He said Russia will react on military infrastructure buildup not signing of papers. So for now technically nothing changes.
That being said there were seen iskanders traveling towards fin border. So it wouldn't be wise to trust anything that man says.

how are food prices in America?

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>Imagine fucking bareback in the ass doggy style, while making her watch Putin execution 4k on live stream after his trial in hague, feeling her asshole clench once the Putin get lead in his head and falls to the ground, tears starting to fall on her face.
>Then, you take your cock out, which still has shit in it, tap it across her face, and make her suck you off until you cum on her face while she just keeps crying for her dead monke daddy

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Can someone translate this?
files.catbox.moe/tnsfqs.MP4

>they get paid
Dude at this point of time their payment is not getting gulagraped

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kek. they will work in the street cleaning and making uniforms for the LDNR militias..

youtu.be/BW0T-s5oA-0

Because vatnik will gobble up literally any shit that's been served on their plate, even if direct evidence of the opposite is available

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No, I mean the phrasing.
Climb down[ like from a palm tree ].

Do you have any thoughts on Vladimir Zelensky making a video where Ukrainians are strongly associated with degenerate faggots and fat pigs (under the guise of "humour", complete with added laughter to the video)?
youtube.com/watch?v=C5eXWeoe1Ko
Have Zelensky always been deeply hostile to Ukraine and Ukrainians?

Speaking of watermelons, we should derusify 'arbuz' and return to using old good 'kawon'. Arbuz is russian.

>shills don't even post their "arguments" anymore
>they just post shitty memes
Absolutley buck broken

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Until i see Prokopenko and that bearded dude in pow videos it's all bullshit

The reason for putins aggro is Donbass and Crimea. Finland got nothing of that.

I am issuing an arrest warrant for the Lithuanian coomer with extreme rape fantasies involving Russian women.
May someone please apprehend the man and place him into custody so that I can take him to horny jail.

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>belter

still a better belt than the snek island fake

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food prices here are normal you mong
mr ivan from north carolina oblast

>no argument
>shitty meme
>obvious shill
tried to find the lie, but i couldn't

Stop posting your Tumblr fanfiction you Lithcuckanian. You're cringe incarnated.

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kek
you have a bit of a "shit on my dick" theme going here, should we be concerned user

Shut up janusz, you’re mom is a kawon

xe.com/currencycharts/?from=RUB&to=CNY

This spread is what matters, niggers, not RUB/USD, or RUB/EUR. Ruble is gaining against Yuan also.

Can't you check by yourself?

Russia seriously needs to stop bombing Bilhorod People's Republic so they can have a referendum.
They obviously don't want to be a part of Russia anymore.

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Lads?

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It's ogre if they are captured. You can count on seeing them on your TV.

magyars stole my pic

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Isn't it worse? Vatniks will think that Russia lost dozens of thousands of troops because our generals went soft against dem pesky nazis.

Here is an example for your muttbrain.
East Germany voting ballot.
Here are all the candidates. Do you accept them? Yes/no?
Tick yes your vote is counted and vote no it's discarded.

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They are gonna smash that tri-crossing north of Burluk with artillery, aren't they?

Lol. Nice photoshop.
Wait. Oh no...

Most likely Russia made it up so they can later claim to have ukies pushed back, go to nearest morgue, pin some ukie arm patches on their own dead, film it and go:
>s-see? we acchualy also c-can totally get bridgeheads rekt

As expected, Ukies are flanking the whole thing.

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oh hey they woke up

Drawfag here. Kawun Uki you there?