/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #2371

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>Russian appear to withdraw completely from Kharkiv axis
>Finland & Sweden to join NATO, Russia threatens to cut gas and energy supplies
>UK signs mutual security pacts with Sweden & Finland
>ISW: Ukrainian counteroffensive in northern Kharkiv took further ground & possibly closed to within 10km of Russian border
>RU forces breach azovstal steelworks
>ISW: RU forces involved in battle of Mariupol likely heavily damaged, Ukrainian forces succeeded tying down & degrading substantial Russian force
>EU plans Russian oil ban
>Ukrainian counter-offensive east of Kharkiv retakes several towns
>Evacuation of civilians from Azovstal steelworks underway
>Lavrov: Special military operation going according to plan
>UK MoD: Russia forced to merge & redeploy depleted & disparate units in eastern Ukraine
>War could last years, Nato warns

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oryxspioenkop.com/2022/04/answering-call-heavy-weaponry-supplied.html (tracking heavy equipment supplied to Ukraine)
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t.me/rybar/32754
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kit khlib

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I hate the Russian Federation. Good night.

youtu.be/Z8Z51no1TD0
Stefania Mamo Mamo Stefania!

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bros...

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no....

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>why dont they use RC cars to deliver explosives
russian user, i guess you never played pic related?

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not like this...

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vatniks tongue my anus

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fucccccccccccck sauce me upppppppppp

in deserted town.
Its post apocalyptic vibe here.

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I suppose an RC car could be used to ambush infantry in a city

We won't ever get moments-before-death Switchblade footage Kino because of military secrecy, are we?
This makes me a sad panda

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files.catbox.moe/92508j.mp4
>Are you a patriot?
>Patriot to who?
>to russia
>of course
>and what would you do for russia?
>everything
>ok look, here we have a list of patriots, and in case of a mobilization you will be ....

>deer running around without fear
Food?

Is that Ashley Greene?

are helicopters a bad investment?

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The first movie wasn't that bad. Tone-wise at least.

Which town is it?

Here you go guys

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hahaha

>We won't ever get moments-before-death Switchblade footage Kino because of military secrecy, are we?
They need to make a patreon or something, crowdfunding more vatnik removal for some really juicy 4k footage

No. Same as tanks. They aren't when used right, but if you fly low, pull upwards cause you only have dumb missiles from the 70s and hope to hit target ballistically, yes.

Kek clever guy

>vatnik acts like a vatnik
In other news, sky is blue and sun is hot

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I think I figured out the 12D chess lads, reverse encirclement

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cope the first: it is a trick, they will get stranded and be massacred like pig
cope the second: it is a trick, massive counteroffensive will push them so far back that russia will use their own bridges
cope the third: that region was a feint, not important, did putin ever say he wanted that area?

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holy shit
mass cum/chug/er suicide when?

More trucjs needed

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That mission is pretty easy on pc though.

Let me tell you guys story about the HAMMER and CLEAVER of Chernigov's outskirts. During the cleansing operation in the area Russians have organised a special two man cleaning squad. Two men known only as the Cleaver and the Hammer. The cleaver chopped off spines off uruk hai newborns delivered to their extermination station while the hammer smashed these spines to pieces bone by bone. Hammer and Cleaver struck in tandem, all day all night, until there were no more uruk hai to destroy and they moved elsewhere. This is all real story Uruk hai will deny because they are too demoralising, despite being a testimony of some of the greatest crimes of Russians

That cunt is already cheating on him 100%

>only our general staff could count on a decisive success
Savage.
I love how he wraps insults in complimentary language.

i found it pretty easy on xbox desu, the hardest one for me was the bank heist cos one of my crew kept getting killed outside the bank

Oh nonononono chugsisters, why did we let them cross the river?

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>Henlo, Bananonymous, I am núúúóók.

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Meanwhile cauldron is closing in the East

Edward Cullen's sister, Alice, from the Twilight movies, played by Ashley Greene. Peak cringekino.

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How serious is this claim ?

Even the greatest weapon is worthless if you misuse it like a tard.

There Robert Pattinson in frame.

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Michael Jackson

What would modern warfare look like if everyone was chill with chemical weapons?

Deer running around like retards is a common thing in many flyover states. You can find one just standing in your lawn or running into the glass wall of a business. You can't shoot them because it might not be hunting season or hunting isn't permitted inside the town area.

People are too dumb to check the menu for flight controls.

This legit? I don't trust anything at face value anymore

absolute derussification timeline

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soon the casserole will be in the oven and their goose will be cooked
also can anyone explain why russians use the word "cauldron" for this? seems strangely archaic

I'll wait until someone other than the Russians confirm it. Too good to be true.

yep, that's very cringe.

Jeez it really feels like STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl now. Damn.

Get some weapons and pleeyanitsseeya.

Scania, Tatra, MAN could easily solve this issue for them.

was it all just an elaborate attempt to turn Ukraine into Stalker land?

....was Putin playing too much Ukie vidya during quarantine??

Has there been any successful cauldron in this conflict?

Do I care in a post-apocalyptic place?
Where there will be no witness to my crime?

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nod really

pro Russian telegram claims it happened
take it as you will
t.me/rybar/32754

Did you forget the boiling egg and the rice cooker.

that is, without exaggeration, the cringiest god damn meme i have seen in years.
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its pa leeya nee tsee ya

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You might like movie Happy End (1967)
imdb.com/title/tt0061029/

>ukies have one third of logistical vehicles burgers have
Nigger you’re fighting a land war in your own country while murricans developed tactical burger king delivery 8000 miles from their homeland
No shit you have worse logistics

Yes.

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>cause you only have dumb missiles from the 70s
Which begs the question - what happened to all that new and fancy stuff that Russians loved to show off on their parades? Am I to assume that all those fancy T-14 Armatas are chilling somewhere in the Russian magazines gathering dust?
I am giving Russkies the benefit of the doubt that they actually HAVE those T-14s and that they WORK.

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google trad told me khlib = bread

>seems strangely archaic
It's the Russians, so archaic definitely fits.

>successful cauldron
Does Mariupol count? Otherwise, I don't think so.

user... Rybar IS a Russian telegram channel...

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ok this is childish and retarded thought, but the history of this war will probably spawn quite a few interesting games

>ARROWS!

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They have Soviet/Russian ones instead

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thanks senpai

i remember the only hard mission for me was in the beginning on the boat where you have to manually aim and shoot the boats and helicopters while you escape. maybe i'm retarded though it could be because i was playing battlefield 1942 at the time and it fucked up my ability to aim with a joystick