/jdt/ - DR EVIL edition

this is DAY 1 of WEEK FIVE
(Day 16)
welcome back, hope everyone had a good week off
when we left, Amber was testifying
she has not been cross-examined yet, that should be soon

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=pg5QXdjTpX4

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=fmGKWXhJtyA

>According to reporting by Law & Crime, Depp will also be called back to the witness stand as part of Heard’s case.
>The jury will also hear from Whitney Henriquez, Heard’s sister, and actor Ellen Barkin, with whom Depp had a brief relationship in the 1990s.
SOURCE: independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-news-start-time-testimony-b2079719.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/sTMgX1PDGAE
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jigex.com/yScDC
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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE POOP

just woke up
what was the picture in the other thread where her eye was all crooked?

Amber's whole argument is: It wasn't me.
youtu.be/sTMgX1PDGAE

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He imagined the poop you guys, please understand, he is a delusional man

>male client
Amber Heard is a prostitute?

Dr Curry can fix me

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One hundred million dollars

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OP, thank you for creating the threads.
Lots of sustained objections.

THE DOCTORS ARE LYING
JOHNNY IS LYING
HIS LAWYERS ARE LYING
THE POLICE ARE LYING
MY EXPERT WITNESS WAS LYING
THE DOG IS LYING

IM THE ONLY ONE TELLING THE TRUTH

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>Amber Heard is a prostitute?
You are just now figuring that out?

she didndu nuffin
poopie bed was just an harmless prank you dumb, smelly AND misogynists chudsters

I don't even know
picked it up at the end of a thread over a week ago
assumed it was a funny edit of two different photos but honestly I don't know

Check em Amber Turd

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wow everyone is lying except her :)

No she's just a dumb whore. Prostitutes at least admit they are prostitutes.

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>boostered

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>i didn't poop in the bed i swear!
major L even addressing this. you can tell she is seething about all the negative press this past week

I am looking forward to the johnny 30m answer to a yes or no answer kino, get this whore off the stand

>spending hours trying to establish doubt of amber shitting the bed
kek

KEK

K E K

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lmao, she looks like a friend of mine in that edit
Or does my friend look like Amber with a beard?

God I can't wait for the cross, she will break character.

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>weaponizes his mom's death to make it seem like he's insane and lying about her shitting the bed
I am starting to loathe this bitch with every fiber of my being.

Cami is getting spicy

Lol I made that edit, this is the original picture

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The lawyer is getting frustrated

better have his poop checked to be sure.

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she's so fucking ugly

WHAT WERE THE RESULTS OF THE POOP TEST AMBER?

Clearly.
You know during Rittenhouse trial I couldn't stand the Rekieta stream but with this trial I really am enjoying his commentary.

Amber is dressed like a commie retard, she has zero fashion sense.

Eileen getting pissed and Camille's not having it

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lol how well is this
>it has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER REEEE
going over with the jury? I've only heard amber's team use this line to try to get around hearsay. I would imagine to most people this is a trope of a slimeball lawyer

>lqbtqia person

Anyone know when team johnny get to question Amber?

>Still no cross exam
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANNA SEE THIS WOMAN SWEAT

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LGBTQI REEEEEE

>victim points

>the Rekieta stream
I can't stand trial commentary. I prefer to watch it after the fact if at all.

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the poop is lying too
i.4cdn.org/gif/1652303710632.webm

>still not a single piece of evidence

FUCKING JANNIES

I know the jury is supposed to ignore it, but all these sustained objections have to look very bad for Heard's team.

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Johnny was on the stand for about three days, just over maybe
Amber is on her third day

I'm hoping the cross will begin before today is over but we gotta wait and see for right now

>Anyone know when team johnny get to question Amber?
Probably very late today or tomorrow.

Yeah, I understand that since I felt that way during Rittenhouse's.

topkek

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Why is she not crying?

lel

It's not in todays script.

Anons im so comfy. Why are Any Forums court streams so good, I mean nothing will reach zimzams, but this one is fucking hilarious. This case opened my eyes to a family member, I could never figure out what fucking mental illness they got but its def on the spectrum of BPD. Not as crazy and lost as Bamberlamps but a good thing to know at this point in time for protection in the future.

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her anus is crying

IT'S LGBTQIA2+ THOUGH

All the opinion polls over the last week said it was a bad look for her.

Prob got told to cut that shit as it ain't playin

Thanks chaps.

she's a bad actress

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She was coached to turn it down this week. Her PR team saw all of the crying memes.

lmao what the fuck

amber is so full of shit

JOHNNY WAS LIKE A WILD RAGING HORSE!

NO
NO
JOHNNY
NO

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Going to take a shower, this shit is just a mess and going nowhere AGAIN, just her bullshit, when’s the cross?

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Her lawyers are seething, shes going to be obliterated on cross. Holy shit itll be glorious if Camille makes this bitch cry for real or shouting in rage. I can't fucking wait. The longer she goes the deeper the hole she digs

Is this woman she's talking about the MMA fighter

anything interesting in the first hour?

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Just lies stacked on top of other lies.

>UH-UHHH-UHH PROOF UH UH TRUTH OF THE MATTER UHH
>sustained.

almost

>GET THE FUCK UP

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uh oh dead man Jerry. Only witness.

>AMBER GET THE FUCK UP!

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she blamed the poop on the dog
she got up in the stand and under god, blamed it on the dog

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Is "Jerry" the one that died? Considering that all of his security guards have denied her bullshit.

Nada. Just lies but atleast she stopped the stupid fake criying.

Hold on, she explicitly said TWO security guys. Who was the other?

Every single time there's an objection, that old hag lawyer stumbles over her words and cries "B-B-BUT, JUDGE, PLEASE..."

yeah I believe he's the only one who ever saw anything and he died of cancer

Is the cross ever going to fucking start? 3 days of her lying testimony, this is completely unbearable.

SUSTAINED
SUSTAINED
SUSTAINED

suck it elaine

>the objection is not hearsay its speculation

KEK

Either end of today or tomorrow.

Camille on fire

CHECKED

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Pirate puzzle lads jigex.com/yScDC

Didn't the police say there was no damage to the place?

Jerry + Amber's parents are all 3 dead. She claims that all 3 of them would corroborate her side of things, but unfortunately all 3 of them just happen to be dead. Quite suspicious, huh?

This whole thing has got h
be fake and gay. There's no way this bitch can be that clueless. Wearing black, and then the power suits complete with tie and now this supervillain costume. Her bad acting on the stand, fake crying with no tears. I think they're both being paid off to put on this distraction show

or to Amber, and she just testified that she called a lawyer instead of the police.

bitch gunna cunt

trips of death

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Wait she called an attorney immediately after fighting and they said not to talk to the police? When she said she didn't have a phone because it was thrown out the window? Who even called the police?

I love how the whole story changed after the break and she hasn't tried fake crying even once

>amber struggling to remember her lines

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SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>Who even called the police?
But who was phone?

cani just say, fuck Any Forums jannys

>my face after the phone was thrown not the apartment

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As well as no sign of any injury to her.
As said, the only witnesses to ANY of her bullshit are all dead. All of Johnny's security guys have testified that she's lying, the police have testified she had no injuries and there was no sign of domestic abuse, her own make up people have said there were no injuries that had to be covered up.
She's full of shit.

The old woman lawyer sounds like the most obnoxious bitch

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>instant purple
>no swelling

she has to be
she tiny

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