/chug/- Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3057

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>Pope Francis: NATO provocation may have led to Russian invasion, unsure whether countries should continue sending arms
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Time for a DonMak!

I need Russian booba in my life bros...

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>Pope Francis: NATO provocation may have led to Russian invasion, unsure whether countries should continue sending arms
If you're provoked into an invasion, you're a faggot with poor impulse control and you deserve everything that happens to you. Hope Putin gets assassinated, and I hope they round up you putin shill nigger jews and gas you for real this time. Hey So basically I'm just gonna not gonna worship globohomo LGBT war cock, I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna worship it is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH

UHHHHHHH
chugbros?

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FUCK SHILLS.
Stay comfy, /chug/

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Ok so for the retards who are to lazy to do their research here's how the war is going:
>Battle of Kharkov
Russian Forces are slowly withdrawing away from the city but will keep control of land nearby to keep pressure off The Izium front.

>Izium Front
Russian Forces are making small gains, Ukraine position are starting to collapse, possible reinforcement from Kiev.

>Battle of the Donbass
Russian Forces are making most of their gains and are at the Northern outskirts of Severodonetsk. Contrary to reports of a Russian failed river Crossing, it has been report the Forces were successful in their crossing but with moderate losses.

>Siege of Mariupol
Russian Forces have most of the Northern part of the factory and have begun the final attacks to remove the remaining Ukrainian Forces left.

>Odessa Front
No significant reports, Russia consider it non-important until Complete victory in Donbass and Mariupol.

>Russian 2nd Phase Objectives
1.>Control of the Donbass, along with complete control of Mariupol.
2. Creation of a Corridor from Donbass to Kherson.
3. Push towards to Odessa.

As you could see by the latest report Russia is winning but at a slow and steady pace. I will update every week so you "experts" could understand what really going on.

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just a reminder that you are all fucking gay
fuck russia

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Get cheap ukie ones.

Ukraine had ethnic Russians. Then they got drafted into the Donbobwe army as Javelin food or killed by Russia's own artillery.
So ironically the only genocide of Russians in Ukraine was Russia's.

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>Russian terminators spotted in Severodonetsk region
Cant wait till footage comes out of terminators ruining some hohols day

>If you're provoked into an invasion, you're a faggot with poor impulse control and you deserve everything that happens to you
>flag

>why are those thin plates on the side better than those Kontakt-5 blocks?
They ARE Kontakt-5 blocks.

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>If you're provoked into an invasion, you're a faggot with poor impulse control
Why are you writing about your own country?
This general is about Ukraine, not afghanistan, or iraq, or libya or syria or somalia.

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Two Russians go for a walk... they DIE lololololololol
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Good evening fren

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Ukraine claims Russia trying to break through Ukrainian border into Sumy Oblast
>Ukraine has accused the Russian troops of attempting to break through the Ukrainian border into Sumy Oblast. The State Border Guard claimed that Russian troops used mortars, grenade launchers, machine guns, and assault rifles while sending a group of saboteurs into the region on Monday morning.

'Nowhere Nazism being encouraged at state level, except for Ukraine' claims Putin
>Russian President Vladimir Putin claimed that nowhere Nazism is being encouraged at a state level, except for Ukraine. He also stated that NATO is being aggressively used as a US foreign policy instrument. "Monuments are demolished in Europe, history is cynically rewritten. The feats of those who helped bring victory in WW2 are destroyed," Putin stated, as per Sputnik.

>Speaking about Finland and Sweden's decisions to join NATO, Putin said that "Russia has no problem with this as their accession bids do not pose a threat but will definitely trigger a response."

Belarusian President Lukashenko accuses NATO of 'aggressively building up military muscles'
>Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko claimed that the "North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) is aggressively building up military muscles" and acting on the principle "whoever is not with us is against us." Speaking at the Collective Security Treaty Organization (CSTO) summit in Moscow, the Belarusian President stated that NATO is aggressively carrying out a demonstration of its weapons near the country's western frontiers, and that the alliance is also bringing formerly neutral countries into its fold. His statement came after countries like Finland and Sweden officially announced their decisions to join the intergovernmental military alliance, the Ria Novosti news agency reported.

CIA killed your own president

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tashkani

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No

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Why are Serbians like that?

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wtf! thats my wife! I told her to stop posting here

any estimates on when images showing Avozstalists will be up?

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are they out of the cumpit yet?

I can't wait till this goes south and you retards memoryhole it like everything else. I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard.

What is Ukraine winning?

It's sad how you clutch at straws.
Ship sinking was kind of a big deal. Everything else has been pure desperation.

Wounded Azov on the way to DPR hospital being like

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I think he's just upset about the food and gas prices in Weimerica.

>It has AIDS
Turns out that the AIDS that was slapped onto your country, is actually COCKhole whores AIDS.
>We have an outbreak in Burgas(guess where many piggies are vacationing...erm refugeeing)
>So is united kondom - they also have boom of AIDS since hoholinas started fucking niggers,and not only

Freedom genes

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Anyone got the original pic without the logo on it?

Eurovision

Jfk was a pussy closet pinko that would have lost the Cold War so of course you'd want him alive lol

Updoots and twitter. Russia is doomed.

I’m Dkunk again YHTEASS FUCK FUCK

They're live on RT waiting with the busses, they cut to them every 20 mins or so. Only 50 so far.

Kyiv
Kharkiv
Or are you too stupid to understand the concept for winning for a defending force = holding onto and retaking territory

Bon apetit Azovbros

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rare drunk

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sad.

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No, Russian victory depends on your semen retention.

UK had special modifications for their engineers corps
Does Russia has something similar ?

Shill got their new talking points at the Monday meeting I see.

Any evidence that any battles occurred there? Or are you just coping because Russia has an army that can maneuver?

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I assume they've taken back Mariupol?

Post pontoon bridge

>mfw it is the Hohol whores who give the UK niggers AIDS

about that

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Idk what flag that is

Tomorrow probably

post her nudes bro, do the right thing

>are they out of the cumpit yet?
Only those who have been milked dry.

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lol post Kherson...

What’s the daily cope, chug? You fags sudoku yet since Russia is laughably retarded in this war?

Based Serbians.

Special modifications of what?
ERA?

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I think this happened a month or two ago
but yea we're staying neutral, and I'm glad we do not share same believes with beltoid NATO flag waving scum

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good morning sirs
how many azogs and glowies surrendered in azovstal?
new york, when?

>Brave Ukrainian dog viciously mauled Rushist soldier
>Slava Hoholstan!
>Peremoga!

>holding onto and retaking territory
so when are they retaking donbass, crimea and mariupol?

Killing Ukrainians

I'll screenshot your post and let you know when they do

>post pontoon bridge
Status: Kalibrated

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Only 51 wounded and seems like they are only Navy Infantry, not Azov.

>We're not retreating!!! We're just maneuvering backwards

Don't forget Kherson and Rubhzne

Wounded AFU guys from Azovstal are getting transfered to DPR and no one's discussing it
Hohols are in full meltdown mode and not even /uhg/ is talking about it

yo those Azov guys are hardcore. Respect.

>the concept for winning for a defending force
Not having foreign boots on your soil?

No way you live in Niue, no way

Poor russians

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alright bros I'm gonna do something retarded

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I’m talking about this

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KEK, imagine that
>top kek - many citizen channels are pushing ads here "DO NOT FUCK HOHOLINAS" "THEY HAVE AIDS" "KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS"

>literally just coomed an hour ago
Rooshbros, I don't feel too good...

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Shills are in overdrive and seething about it.

Winning freedom and land.

DID YOU JUIYAR CALL ME A FAGGOOT? ?!!? NIGGER

LOL
Doesn't realize I have 450+ screenshots all of shit you lost and how you'd never lose it.

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So, no evidence that Ukraine actually fought at all there?

>Any evidence that any battles occurred there?
If there was any they'd post it.
The russians just up and left. Again.

Retention is a jewish trick leafbro
REJECT TALMUD

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i mean, maneuvering doesnt just consist of going forward

>heh it’s fine we-I mean they killed JFK
I need sunglasses for this much glow

Sorry, wrong post lol.

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serbs are based, they even make .303 cartridges at PPU

Biden is going to invade Somalia now. Zelensky should send some elite Azov banderites to help with the conquest.

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I spent the entire night playing OSRS, leveling my mining to 60.
Then I went to work.
Now I'm cooking beans.
How's your day going chuggers?

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It's over

I been meaning to read this nigga. Imagine having your foreign policy dictated by a Pole.

Kind of
Engineering tanks are a dead concept replaced by ARVs for the most part.

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Based as fuck serbking

>I have 450+ screenshots
Well, that one looks tongue-in-cheek, but I hope people are screenshotting all the hohol cope and attempts at trolling.

Those nipples tho. That was pure perfection.

>not being maxed for years already

NGMI

just 2 more billions

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Coincidence that JFK and Khrushchev, the two leaders who almost caused a nuclear exchange, were removed by their respective apparatchiks?

Looks like they're already halfway there

Thank you for being one of the last based nations in Europe.

I'll take your word for it, roosfren, considering the fact that Russian girls always make me cum extra hard. I was watching a video of a Russian alt girl getting her pussy eaten and her tight, pale body groped all over, although I also find it really hot when Russian girls have that slight tan as well.

How do I get Russian gf?

I started playing 3 weeks ago.

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That the FAGVRE? God I hate this thing.

It was tongue in cheek, I posted the wrong one, corrected it here.

I think Hungary has proven itself as based. Poland on the other hand is proud to be America's biggest asslicker

Spent all day reading /chug/ and /uhg/ posts, maybe play a game or two in dominoes at dominoes.playdrift.com/

Sauce on that girl?

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Does Russia still has some kind of shocktroopers ?
Soldiers and vehicles trained/designed to fight in urban combat ?

Losing five major regions as well as access to the sea is winning. GDP shrinking in half? Losing most of your industry? Selling your grains for old cold war stock of weapons? 600 billions of damages? Nah, no biggie! And it's only been two months. Wanna guess who's gonna beg for food and fuel as winter approaches?

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I gave up on watching news and other shit in 2020 but I have to say these threads give me a nice comfy feeling. Plus it gives me an excuse to work the rust off my Russian language skills

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i started playing fucking 7-8 years ago and i only have 3 maxed skills on my uim

I just want to be able to dab on glowies harder tbqh, thankfully most of them read at an 8th grade level

that game will ruin your life bro.

why are you always drunk?

I spent five minutes writing this because I was bored.

Australian user's war primer. A noncombatant's guide to understanding modern warfare:
>Amateurs study tactics. Experts study logistics.
>The enemy army is capable of winning victories and defeating you. There is no guarantee that you will win the war. To believe otherwise is wishful thinking and stupidity.`
>Polybius: The outcome of wars are often determined by nothing but pure luck. Luck. Not the numbers of men or equipment or leadership.
>Wars are not a game of checkers. After ten moves you can look at a checkerboard and tell who is going to win. You cannot look at a map of the front and tell who is going to win the war.
>History repeats itself but it never rhymes. Any commentator whose knowledge of the current situation is drawn entirely from the history books or by drawing parallels with battles from ww1 and ww2 will invariably will be wrong.
>Politicians do not become honest men the day after an election is over or the day that a war is declared. All governments lie during peacetime. They continue to lie during wartime. Both the Russian government and the Ukrainian government are lying to you right now.
>Tacitus said of Cleopatra that she was a fool because she too readily believed the things she wanted to be true. Wars are a time of great emotion. People who are emotional tend to suffer from the same character flaw: extreme confirmation bias.
>During wartime, most people have a deep psychological desire to believe that their opponent is EVIL, because this makes it easier for them to do EVIL things like murder them. It's a lot easier to murder an evil person than a pious one.
>Always remember the first rule of /chug/: The Russian politicians and journalists who lie to us nonstop during peacetime became honest men the day war was declared and now tell us the gospel truth.

Someone give me a tl;dr on the Donbas. I heard that the Ukrainians are making a push nead Izyum.

>poor russ... ACK!

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Two more weeks, right?

Can someone explain to me Putin's thinking in terms of game theory, please?

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The Finnish president is on tv saying Russia has fully backed down in threats against his country for joining nato. Putin told the Finns he doesn’t think it’s a good idea. What happened chug? I thought Russia would destroy Finland and Sweden if they joined but it looks like there will be no response at all. Doesn’t Russia have the ability to enforce its will?

thanks for your work, mutt fren

Based, I'm gonna assume all of these girls are Russian to increase my coom. Thanks for the dump, Rushbro.

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Lol this is a Russian bridge

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Unit of territorial defence defected to separatist forces

>>Always remember the first rule of /chug/: The Russian politicians and journalists who lie to us nonstop during peacetime became honest men the day war was declared and now tell us the gospel truth.
This presumes that they ever were lying.
I don't agree with this...

everyone is going to be navy infantry once they surrender
>azov? don't know what you're talking about m8