Imagine if the USA spent three months invading Canada but only made it as far as Windsor Ontario

Imagine if the USA spent three months invading Canada but only made it as far as Windsor Ontario.

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Imagine if the U.S. invaded some tiny desert country and spent close to two decades trying to occupy it only for all their efforts to fall apart weeks after they left.

Wouldn't even get as far as Hamilton. The tiger army would fucking kill them in quick time (hockey, football & afl). Hello to my leaf frens in Hammo

Tigers?

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Is this a 1812 joke?

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>US military most advanced military in the world
>US-Afghan War
>2001-2014
>1 and a half decade
>failed to take Afghanistan
KEK

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2001-2014? What timeline are you in? The war ended in 2021, which is even funnier

They spent 20 years in Afghanistan and still lost. So yes I can imagine it.

For it to be an accurate analogy, America has to be heavily sanctioned and have a 24/7 propaganda blitz against it. Also, Canada has to receive advanced intel and weapons around the clock. Oh, and America is allowed to send only a fraction of its forces to win by siege warfare, not shock-and-awe.
Up for it?

>loses against sandniggers armed with slippers

Canada would be at the mercy of the LGBTQ+ death squads

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We invaded Quebec in both the American Revolution and the War of 1812 and were repelled both times.

Holy shit i forgot about that

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yes because the US is so well known to care about civillian deaths like modern russians.

Serious question, did the US have fails like this in any of its wars? Or, at least, when internet was already a thing?

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Does Canada even have an army? I thought they already ran out of equipment after giving 3 rifles to Ukraine (bullets not included).

Imagine if you cocksuckers threw Canadians onto a beach in France and did nothing but get everybody killed.

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Imagine if you were a bunch of gay jews getting your heads blown off by Russians and all you could to even feel like you were fighting back was posting retarded propaganda online. LMAO

no, the biggest us fail was vietnam and even that was political not operational

shitty bait

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Vietnam, especially if you count all the locals they used as cannon fodder
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aircraft_losses_of_the_Vietnam_War

> Or, at least, when internet was already a thing?
No, after Vietnam they learned to stay away from countries that had serious foreign military support or could otherwise mount an effective defense. I think it helped a lot that the USSR conveniently collapsed and could no longer support anyone

Thing is, as soon as someone declare war on us most of us will go to ottawa to get rid of our own political elite. No way I'm fighting for this shithole.

Idk, seems like Iraq was decently competent as a local force.

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