Today I made a huge decision…

>Reddit spacing
>tl;dr
Don’t care.

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Niggeroni

I had my first confirmed bastard at 20. I got a vasectomy at 23 because I didn't want any more bastard children and I wanted to ejaculate deep into the wombs of college age sluts/thots/slags.

I may or may not have another 3 bastards out there. Including one that is 1/2 black from a cute light skinned negress named Tatiana from Phoenix.

My first bastard starts high school in August.

...

I dreamed I was old.

ew a maskcuck

Based and you-might-as-well-kill-yourself-pilled.

Seriously, what do you have left to live for? New seasons of Rick and Morty?

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