/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #2359

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>ISW: Ukrainian counteroffensive in northern Kharkiv took further ground & possibly closed to within 10km of Russian border
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>War could last years, Nato warns
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why is Russian propaganda so low energy

death to vatniggers, slava ukraini!

The pure copium of Russia once they loose will be a sweet nectar

fight, Vanya, fight I will wait for you...

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I like the Russian memes

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>I'M GONNA CROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS >ACK*400

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Because even low effort is enough to make chuggers fight for you to death.

fight my boy...

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>be state propoganda machine
>russian population is retarded so propoganda sticks to them better
>easy to shill so no effort
>start shilling to westerners
>they immediately sport bullshit
>tfw

>meanwhile random bolshevik cosplaying nigger gentleman

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moskva never sank
snake island was a feint
kiev doesn't even exist
NATO is actually actively losing members and will not bomb serbia

which is your favourite, donbabwe or luganda?
for me - its donbabwe

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how is vacation?
rareflag?

Kharkov was a ruse.

mfw reality is stranger always than fiction

I support ukraine but why do they need to use digital camo i hate it so much its unreal

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Also pre-2020 naval infantry symbol
unian.ua/society/odnostriy-zsu-v-armiji-zaprovadyat-novi-emblemi-na-komir-ta-beretni-znaki-novini-ukrajini-11131241.html

>the feint of kiev

because theyve been doing the exact same thing now for years

?
What happened?
> Zelensky dismisses commander of territorial defense forces

>Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky dismissed Yurii Halushkin, appointing Major General Ihor Tantsiura as commander of the territorial defense forces of the Ukrainian Armed Forces. According to Ukrinform, the decrees were posted on the head of state's website. Halushkin was appointed commander of the territorial defense forces of the Ukrainian armed forces on January 1st.

A was eating salo, didn't chew it well enough and almost got choked out ama

>he's still coping about the belt
/uhg/bros... The ukie attack on Snek Island failed. Give it a rest already

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I honestly don't understand Russian "diplomacy" anymore
If they don't want us to join NATO, maybe they should stop threatening us and like..instead try and somehow convince us that they won't attack us and there is no need to join NATO?

>we wuz proletariat'n'shieet
>dem kulak krakas always trynna pull da nigga down
I sincerely don't understand why when there's a black dude supporting russia, he's always larping as a fucking soviet.

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Ciao belli

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>ama
what's your mum maidens name?

miss the old TTsKO

Bring the muttchugger here, he's funnier than you.

OP image directly addresses your cope collage

Where the fuck do we come into play?! We only got a few FK3 AA and S300 systems. Thats why we are neutral.

youtu.be/CM42bTig3xE

you should be wary of swallowing small italian towns without chewing

>convince us that they won't attack us
can't do doesn't compute with vatnik domestic 'ganda

are you retarded?

Fuck man happened to me too once
Not a nice feeling

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When I first saw the video I predicted the cope would be "Russia is just filming random dead bodies not on Snake Island" or "they dragged Ukrainian corpses there for a video" but belt autism is a new low for uhg... the American (made in China) copium supplies are seriously dwindling here for the shills.

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explain the cloth armbands

Their convincing doesn't mean shit, you can't trust Russia. Ukraine gave their nukes away in exchange for security guarantees from Russia and look what happened

No
Seethe

people you are retarded, ignore the faggot and let him talk to himself

If they don't clear up Kharkiv already and push into Izyum pretty soon Russia is gonna take Sievierodonetsk and get a net win, however small.

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>...
Totally not a samefag vatnigger. Completely organic conversation.

>Seethe
Deflection.

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Get the fuck out then, no more (you)s.

>eating salo
Are you 60 or something

KIA/MIA/Wounded, right? Not just KIA.

What kind of weapons can accomplish this?

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>EXPLAIN THE ARMBANDS!!

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russian TV

Seethe wave.

Its because they're antisocial psychos man.
Its well documented in psychology, the answers are right there for who has the ears to listen.
No cap.

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still doesn't explain the cloth armbands
also marines use blue armbands
yellow are the territorial defense force

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The great copium missile
when fired, it goes beyond sight and you can just tell the people in your nation that all those other bad people are gone
if they say anything, put them in gulag

maybe they invented NATODIE virus just like how the ukrainians invented VATNIKDIE and had to be invaded subsequently as a result

I don't know the mutt, I'm here only for the absolute seethe and BELT autism

Russian culture is centered around hohols. They have holidays for hohols. They killed hundreds of thousands of russian men to free hohols from nazis . They listen to hohol cossack music. They elect a hohol-lover as their president. They dress and act like hohols. They draw the entirety of their ancient culture from hohols. They post sassy gifs about hohols . They watch hoholball in worship of hohols. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of hohols chimping out. They use hohol slang like "ta za shooo" and "blyad". When you say "Vladimir" they're not thinking of the founder of the USSR. They're thinking of the hohol. Their cities are completely overrun with hohols . They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately massacred by hohols and their global police force of soldiers filled with hohols. Their men sit around watching hohol battlefields while their women sit around answering hohol prank calls. They worship hohols like Bandera and Petlyura and Konovalets and the late Makhno while attacking the russians who actually built their country before hohols took over. Their movies are filled with hohols and their music charts are topped by hohols . They send hohols to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those hohols are true red blooded russian hohols. They watch hohol porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of a branch of the russian armed forces but about hohol penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate hohols and how the tatar's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love hohols but the evidence speaks for itself in that russia has always been and will be a nation of hohol loving hohols

seems like it, though i doubt that would even slow the advance in severodonetsk in any way

DELETE THIS

>be a nazi
>fight for a country with a kike president and kike oligarchs controlling the eceonomy
>oh no, we got betrayed

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Gotta be Donbabwe. The name just sounds right and their antics can be very entertaining.

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face the truth, nigger

If Russians weren't retarded, they wouldn't have invaded Ukraine.

There's no 5D waterpolo with russia anymore.

>Russian "diplomacy"
Gonna give you a qrd on it since you don't seem to understand
>we're russia
>we wuz globalsuperpowa 40 years ago
>therefore we deserve everything that might want
>and we're going to lie and brute force through everything to get it
Simple as

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NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT
youtube.com/watch?v=hknVoAoyy-k

I support Russia/Assad in Syrian war
I support Ukraine in Ukraine war

Cringe hypocrite or lowkey based af?

Their propaganda strategy has always been quantity over quality.
> Put out 100 bullshit claims
> If opponent starts debunking every single one, he wastes a shitton of time and rushit just ignores counterarguments and makes up more bullshit
> If rushill is ignored/told to fuck off/banned for spamming and lying all the time, he starts crying about "muh censorship"

Kek, this image shows exactly the difference: Ukrainian armbands are from tape (more reflective) and have a uniform width. Completely different than what was shown in the video. Are you retarded to post something that contradicts your argument? Oh, and the nice bright color of that yellow? They use green now you retard.

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Love how you retards now suddenly care about Chechenya despite shitting on Chechens since day one

Do you know the difference between naval infantry and sailors?

>5D waterpolo
got a chuckle out of me

pretty based, assad is in shit situation so he had no choice but to ally monke

literally only one trick

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Seriously?
You know Trump supporters are pro-Ukraine, right?

Chechens from 1990s and 2000s are not the same ones from the tiktok brigade

>left: has already raped someone
>center: knows he's going to be raped
>right: has already been raped

Honestly true. The video is in black and white, yellow turned into B/W is white, and we've seen Ukies with thin yellow bands before. The only evidence its a "white" armband is the artificially filtered video that colorizes it according to the palette of some uhg shill.

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>be pidor
>half your country are serfs that blindly believe russia and the other half that could afford it fled russia
>all foreign companies stop doing business with you
>your only tank factory shut down because you can't import parts
>your missile research institute is now a cinder
>your warehouse of propaganda textbooks got burned to ash
>you lost 40% of your committed ground forces
>your air force is too scared to enter ukraine
>you lost half your black sea fleet to a country with no navy
pidor, just buy one last loaf of rye bread, and kill yourself with it

why cant we see the ukrainian flag in the video?

I find it hilarious that they genuinely do not seem to understand what the point of holding a newspaper in a photo, as opposed to just sign with the current date, is.

Donbabwe, but I also quite like Transnigeria.

>/chug/niggers coping about something
Must be a day ending in 'y'.

>be a wannabe faschists\commie hybrid
>fight for Abramobich luxury Yacht and Putin' palace
>plates, optics, medkit and rations got sold on Avito years ago
>no NCOs on the ground you're ordered to march forward and that's your only orders which were 5 days ago
>general finally flies from Moscow to get shit sorted out on the spot
>get arty'd together with him
>Wagner buries your body in an unmarked ditch
>mother never gets KIA compensation
Oh, Putin is a jew BTW.

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why did RU propoganda edit the video to be black and white in the first place? It isn't 1930 anymore

>UKRAINIAN ARMBANDS ARE ALL TAPE AND BIG
how about this dead hohol on the top?

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>I honestly don't understand Russian "diplomacy" anymore
I don't understand Russian anything at this point. Seemingly some internal struggles are happening and it causes retarded shit to spill out.

>what's your mum maidens name?
Irina

>Not a nice feeling
One end somewhere in the throat, the other in mouth, just feels wrong even before you realize you are in danger.

>Are you 60 or something
It's actually rather nice, at least I am not eating holodets

Why is it visually identical to the armband on the guy on the left? Ukraine exclusively uses tape

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kek

Imagination.

ever heard of dudayev?

Rolling up the Izyum pincer would be a good trade, but they're not gonna do it at this rate. Fuck, they can't even get rid of the tiny Russian force still north of Kharkiv. I dunno what they're doing.

he wasn't born before the chechen wars

Remember when we thought there was going to be a huge shitflinging in moldova
was that like 3 weeks ago or less

It's night vision you dumb faggots. It's the exact shit you get from security cameras at night

Uke marines use blue armbands tho

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Russian propaganda isn't about being high energy, it's about obfuscating the truth and sowing doubt and confusion wherever they can.

Truly, saviours of the white race.

Weird, I thoguht the TDF were doing pretty well. It might have something to do with their parliament passing a bill allowing TDF forces to be deployed outside of their home regions a month or so ago. Changing their remit might have required a new commander more suited to their new role.

Better yet why not any military ID? Russians are quite fond of posting stuff like that. For me I find it suspicious they waited this long to post footage from a raid that supposedly happend on what May 9th?

nigga what

guido, does the name Dudayev ring any bells to you?

shitting on kadyrov and his band of toadies + ridiculing the russians claiming his big band of bearded muslims was going to save the white race

>It's night vision
Sei un imbarazzo per il genere umano

Hahahahha exactly the same. I still remember myself trying to just grab it out of my mouth in desperation, since there were no other people around me

ONCE AGAIN MY MAN THERE IS NO SHADOWS COMING FROM BEHIND YOU AT NIGHT

very true. also such a shame that our army lost those equipment at the river crossing. and i'm so concerned that moskva is afloat and completely functional. also i'm afraid that kiev offensive is going great and we're about to get encircled.

this shit is getting boring now. wen nuke???

>Dudayev
what we've lost...

There are many times Ukies get ack'd and we don't see the flag-patch for various reasons.

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>Russian propaganda isn't about being high energy, it's about obfuscating the truth and sowing doubt and confusion wherever they can.

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mr italian is too young to know about chechen wars

>Various reasons
Vatnigger propagandons moving same corpses around that's why lmao

Qtard detected

-1 muttmerican brain
ack

But that was a military uniform, there should be a flag
I am only aware of one unit that doesnt have flags with them, and that is russian wagner and spetsnaz

Yet this time they specifically went out of their way to first off not show any insignia, second off blur their faces, thirdly blur the entire body once they realize you can see the armband and the belt

Ahh, yes, because shadows like these occur at night

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>Fuck me like Igor couldn't, I want your strong Lithuanian seed in worthless Russian womb
I met her and instantly recognized a need in her eyes to get fucked - she was Strelkov wife after all, and he only gets hard with Imperial Russian erotic fanfiction
>Fuck me like Smolensk peasant girl during operation Barbarossa
I obliged, I've put on my grandfathers SS uniform, started playing anti bolshevik songs and started pounding her ass, at the same time spitting and abusing her. I could feel her pussy twitch and clench with every smack; Yet, her pussy was more and more wet
>Cum inside me, please
After long act of hatefucking, I came inside her, recognizing that the reason Russians are such imperialistic assholes is because they are cuckolds who didn't act on their fetishes. After I finished, I've saw Igor was in the room all the time, already salivating at the though of eating my superior Lithuanian seed out of his wife's pussy
>Gimme, gimme, gimme, your cum tastes like Novorossiya to me - Igor said
I've dressed up, and before I left, his wife said
>Next time, Putin daughters will join us
Good, I thought, I'll conquest Russian people by the way of the dick.

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That is literally the only picture you could find of a mismatch (and it's not even on his upper arm, where they use those uniform bands, and where it was on the snek island video) . If you show me a second one, with multiple armbands that have different width, then I'll concede that point. It's extremely simple to do so with Russian forces, so you should be able to.

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>Seemingly some internal struggles are happening and it causes retarded shit to spill out.
Funny how it turned out that Putin and his goons are MORE retarded than the Soviet leadership was. These niggers were really just coasting off high oil prices all this time and instead of a unified leadership, everyone just does whatever he thinks will please the boss.
>Irina
I had a nice chat with a Russian woman the other day. She seemed really relieved that I wasn't mad at her because of the war. Then she brushed up against me as she was bending down away from me for something and looked at me really offended, thinking that I had grabbed her ass. I don't think her name was "Irina", but it was something similar.

>yellow turned into B/W is white
you know what else turned into B/W is white? white!
explain to me why they censored the body after this was pointed out kekekekekkekekekek

They won't let facts get in a way of good cope

Why make up fake name for DNR and LNR nations?

I wish you fags would stop trying to debunk 2-3 schizos posting the same bait images every thread and talk about current happenings

I'm more concerned about the Makarov... you think it's still on fire somewhere... or... oh... nevermind that was debunked.

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>Hungary
>thinking that I had grabbed her ass
She got offended that you didn't.

imagine if they weren't assassinated

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Another here

Any updates on decryption of Russian nuclear forces corruption?

Yeah, Russia is keenly aware that creating bullshit is much faster and easier than refuting it. It's the backbone of their propaganda, and it's why their claims are often ridiculous.
They sidestep having to prove anything by just declaring stuff with conviction and moving on to the next accusation before the first can be properly addressed. Their entire approach is to keep changing the channel so nobody has time to pin them on their bullshit.

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this
usually though its like 2-3 threads and they fuck off

Don't bother arguing, there's no point even if you "win".
All that this user probably wants to achieve is to create noise, whether it's true or not doesn't matter.