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>China's leader Xi Jinping is suffering from brain aneurysm and wants to be treated with traditional medicine, reports claim
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10816327/Chinas-leader-Xi-Jinping-suffering-brain-aneurysm-snub-new-medicine-reports-claim.html
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ITALIAN NEWSPAPER ANNONCING A COUP
>liberoquotidiano.it/news/esteri/31600911/xi-jinping-aneurisma-cerebrale-mortale-golpe-cina.html

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Wow, froglegs. Links and everything. Op wasn't a faggot today.

>wants to be treated with traditional medicine
chink voodoo

traditional chinese medicine is an absolute clusterfuck. everyone should once in their life visit a traditional chinese doctor. they'll write you a prescription for newt eye and mugwort to cure your unhealthy aura.

>traditional chinese medicine

damn what if that shit actually works though

jewish lasers

I want whatever Xi's having.

What the fuck is going on with western media?
>PUTIN HAS CANCER
>XI IS DYING

Are they trying to make it seem like it's normal for world leaders to all be dying so that Bidens dementia doesn't look so bad?

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>bloggers speculate
>posts suggest
>reportedly wants
>unverified reports claim

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I'm tempted to take the clotshot just in hopes I die or it shortens my life span. I hate living

Xi and Putin both awol at the same time
Ok bros, what the fucks up?

westerners are getting nervous and trying to meme it into existence

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Yes that is all. Biden is just fine.

>Bloggers
>speculate

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commie niggers are just really unhealthy, lmao.

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Kek

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>reports claim

China has such a strange relationship with its own history and culture. The commies destroyed everything yet they still love their traditional medicine and kung fu movies

of every democrats mental abilities, biden's are the best of them all. that is why he is the president

Does this mean China will not grow larger?

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TCM is great, 9/10 times better than western medicine. Western medicine is a meme outside of chemicals and trauma surgery.

CIA working overtime

wow all the enemies of America are getting cancer on a bi-weekly basis

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>meme it into existence
kek

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Probably a lie to flush out potential usurpers just like kim did during rona

but ghosts are illegal in modern day China

maybe it is the pfizer vaxx which killed and destry more usa soldiers than ahmed gang suicide bomb squad

what if the vaccine was just a protection against CIA cancer rays?

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>old boomers running nations are unhealthy and dying
Long live old boomers running nations!

It doesn't though. Drinking tea made out of a dried badger's asshole doesn't cure your tuberculosis but it might make you much worse

didn't trump recover from covid in like 2 days without any side-effects?
yeah, I don't think xi is going anywhere.

dig.its and china will be on fire

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I wonder if Xi would be grateful if I help save his life because it is possible to reverse and repair the damage utilizing natural substances.
All I have for him so far is a fax and telephone number I'd much prefer his email