BILL BURR LAUNCHES COMEDY TOUR AGAINST TRUMP AND RACISM

>"When I was a kid growing up in Boston, those racist and unforgiveable jokes were the type of jokes you heard. My dad said them, the whole fucking neighborhood said it, it was brutal. Hitting 50 really showed me a different way looking at things. Trump really made these psychos come out of the woodwork."

>Famous comedian Bill Burr announced this Monday on his eclectic podcast "The Monday Morning Podcast". He followed up with a date for an upcoming comedy tour.

>"We got a great tour coming up. Each stop on the road we're going to dedicate 35 minutes each show and take a black member out of the audience and bring them up on stage to tell their story about how racism affected them. My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat."

>Burr has also announced an adjacent tour with popular skater Mike Vallely called "Racism Dies On The Halfpipe". Mike had this to say.

>"Enjoy making jokes at the expense of minorities? My fists have wrote a check for your face and I can assure you that the check will not bounce."

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his wife nia looks like a literal fucking tranny

What a fag

Come hit me asshole.

>nigger comes up on stage
>yes see i was in line at the grocery store, when this white man just cut in front of me! like i wasnt even there!
>hmmm do you think maybe he didnt see you? did you say anything?
>naw i just stood there!
not gonna go well

I met Mike outside of a screening of The Northman.
He was asking everybody what movie they were going to see, when he asked me and I said ‘The Northman’ he responded by squaring up and asking me ‘if I thought racism was cool.’
I got kind of scared so I said no but he bitch smacked me, HARD.
>BUY A TICKET FOR THE BATMAN
He said.
I told him I don’t really care for comic book movies and then he punched me in the chin and tackled my grandma.
I just got out of the hospital last week, he broke two of my teeth, gave me a concussion and killed my grandma.
RIP Gammy

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Vallely

Awesome that sounds hilarious!

He seems based and redpilled

He looks like a total fag. Anyone that still looks like this is an old faggot.

>My wife will meet with them after the show for a private follow-up chat
This has got to be a troll. There's no way this isn't excellent bait

le "my dad hit me I'm gonna cry on stage" comic man

Will he invite any Whites to talk about their experiences with minorities?
Of course not.
I hope this backfired and Blacks expose themselves.

If he was only a foot taller he'd be quite intimidating.

Bill burr will die one day and his heir will be some mixed nigglet female. Stunning.

>My dad said them, the whole fucking neighborhood said it
>Trump really made these psychos come out of the woodwork."

wut

so the entire neighborhood is psycho huh?

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cuck
onions
basedboy

well yeah he better do, otherwise that 900lbs-of-pure-muscles gorilla he's married to will eat him alive.

>TOUR AGAINST TRUMP
What year is this nigger loving cuck living in?

Want to hear a joke?

Woke comedy

Damn...Mike Vallely? I fucked that dude in a bus station once.

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Fake but creative.

>paying to see a nigger complain about whitey for 35 minutes
Lol
Lmao
I used to like his comedy but since his nigress wife came along I can't even respect him as a man anymore

hey pst billy
no1 cares anymore (about you)
hope the cash was worth it

Based

Ross Dress

Lol ole billy no nuts is a cucked faggot but but this isn't real. You blew it when you mentioned Mike "Big time faggot" Vallely.

got a link, faggot?

This is obviously a BVLL audition